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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After speaking to PW over cam for approximately 3 seconds at the MLS We've decided to organise an Orgy specifically for her.
This is an age resticted application so you can only apply if you're between 35 and 55
About the Orgy it'll be mixed orgy with PW in the centre being pampered by all.
Desired skills;
* Must have slept with more than 2 people.
* Woman must be bisexual.
* Must be good with fingers and tongues.
* Must have experience finding the clit and g-spot.
* Must be able to give sensual breast massages (oils not included)
You must have good personal hygiene and pubic hair to be trimmed/shaven.
During the application process we'll compile a list of successful applicants who will them move onto the interview stage and will let you know as and when dates have been cemented, if you hear nothing with in 10 working days unfortunately you have been unsuccessful.
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"I'll just watch from outside then...
LvM
There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold  "
I've got just the pants for the job  Need me to pick you up a pair too M?
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m too fat.
But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef. 
I’ll cater for the party. "
I'm not bi so I'm out, I'll get over my disappointment with his cakes! |
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I like the sound of all this. I’ve been considering a move into orgies and think it this might be the right time to make a go of it. Let’s meet for coffee next week and we can have a chat about what’s in it for me. I mean you. I mean her.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll just watch from outside then...
LvM
There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold
I've got just the pants for the job Need me to pick you up a pair too M?
LvM"
Please! As I can't join in either  |
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"I'll just watch from outside then...
LvM
There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold
I've got just the pants for the job Need me to pick you up a pair too M?
LvM
Please! As I can't join in either "
Ah well. Oh, we should get JoeBeans in on it too. Apparently he's good with dishing out doughnuts or something 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*ANNOUNCEMENT*
PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS A DRINK AND DRUG FREE EVENT.
Successful candidates maybe subject to drug and alcohol screening and any positive will forfeit your position. |
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"*ANNOUNCEMENT*
PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS A DRINK AND DRUG FREE EVENT.
Successful candidates maybe subject to drug and alcohol screening and any positive will forfeit your position."
Oh.
I’ve already had wine. I’m out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m too fat.
But……..I make awesome cakes, and you know what the say…….. never trust a thin chef.
I’ll cater for the party. "
Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I'll just watch from outside then...
LvM
There's also a position for topless waiter so you don't have to stand outside in the cold
I've got just the pants for the job Need me to pick you up a pair too M?
LvM
Please! As I can't join in either
Ah well. Oh, we should get JoeBeans in on it too. Apparently he's good with dishing out doughnuts or something
LvM"
No offence to PW, but I am way more interested in the catering side!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about a cloakroom butler. I'm really good at saying "Your coat Sir/Madam.""
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the sound of all this. I’ve been considering a move into orgies and think it this might be the right time to make a go of it. Let’s meet for coffee next week and we can have a chat about what’s in it for me. I mean you. I mean her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a cloakroom butler. I'm really good at saying "Your coat Sir/Madam."
Thank you for your application, we'll let you know if you have been successful."
Perhaps more aptly. "Your underwear Sir/Madam."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked. 
I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser "
I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!
When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.
If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.
I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser
I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!
When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.
If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done."
I'm still waiting for her to see this post and if she doesn't castrate me then it's a bonus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I’m too young to participate 
Can I watch though?
Same
Maybe we should start and under 35's orgy  "
Think how I feel I'm organising it and I'm not allowed in either |
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"After speaking to PW over cam for approximately 3 seconds at the MLS We've decided to organise an Orgy specifically for her.
This is an age resticted application so you can only apply if you're between 35 and 55
About the Orgy it'll be mixed orgy with PW in the centre being pampered by all.
Desired skills;
* Must have slept with more than 2 people.
* Woman must be bisexual.
* Must be good with fingers and tongues.
* Must have experience finding the clit and g-spot.
* Must be able to give sensual breast massages (oils not included)
You must have good personal hygiene and pubic hair to be trimmed/shaven.
During the application process we'll compile a list of successful applicants who will them move onto the interview stage and will let you know as and when dates have been cemented, if you hear nothing with in 10 working days unfortunately you have been unsuccessful.
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Do these need to be 2 verified shags or just in life in general? Asking for a friend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP are you PW's pimp? I am shocked.
I wouldn't call myself a pimp, I'm an events organiser
I think that you may be a bad influence on PW!
When you interview applicants, one of your tests must be to provide them with a power tool, rawl plugs, screws and the shelves that need to be put up as well as the pictures.
If they accomplish those tasks successfully, then even if they do not make it to the short list, at least PW will have the jobs in the house done.
I'm still waiting for her to see this post and if she doesn't castrate me then it's a bonus "
I'll deal with you after!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my oh my oh my!
It's not my birthday, so what did I do to deserve this?
I'll do it repeatedly if it gets me this.  "
What did you do to deserve this? I count 10 naked photos sent privately to us. So.. I guess that!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reckon I could do this. I know exactly where the g spot is, it’s at the heel of the foot right?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I identify as. 55 year old show me the orgy!!
Will there be girls with no clothes on?  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Need a dirty fluffer?
Oh I need you everywhere but stay close!!"
OH, I'm sorry but who made you the manager of this Orgy???
Jenny please remain near PW at all times please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er….where it stipulates that applicants are required to have slept with more than two people, does this imply at once?  "
No, not at once but if you have then it's an extra tick in the box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is Jenny any good at putting up shelves and hanging pictures - she's very tall PW, so can reach where you are unable to. Plus she has at least one show with no heel that she could use as a hammer (the heel might be useful as a nail too) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just here to re-advertise the position
Re advertise does that mean all prior applicants are out the running haha "
It means we didn't fill all the positions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Jenny any good at putting up shelves and hanging pictures - she's very tall PW, so can reach where you are unable to. Plus she has at least one show*** with no heel that she could use as a hammer (the heel might be useful as a nail too)"
*** shoe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Jenny any good at putting up shelves and hanging pictures - she's very tall PW, so can reach where you are unable to. Plus she has at least one show*** with no heel that she could use as a hammer (the heel might be useful as a nail too)
*** shoe"
I am quite the banger when required.
Broken heel is now glued back on |
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"Just here to re-advertise the position
Re advertise does that mean all prior applicants are out the running haha
It means we didn't fill all the positions "
Oh I see and of course all positions need to be filled |
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