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Sex would be *SO* much better if ..
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"It was a two person activity " Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s  | |||
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"It was a two person activity Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s "What is FFFM's? | |||
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"There were snack breaks between" I'm imagining person at the side the bed that is purely employed to just pop in the straw from a bottle and a little energy bar like in boxing  | |||
"It was a two person activity Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s
What is FFFM's?"Like a FFMF or a FMFF but the order of play is a bit different | |||
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"The smell was a bit more strawberry? " I'll be honest, I love the smell of sex | |||
"If a slow and provocative saxophone solo started playing spontaneously out of the ether whenever proceedings get underway; just like in all 1980’s movie sex scenes "I was going to say or 1970's porn movie music but thinking about it that would make me laugh hearing that, so stick to the sax solo | |||
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It’s taxing work this sex stuff haha | |||
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"It was a two person activity Tell me about it. I’m sick to death of all my FFFM’s
What is FFFM's?
Like a FFMF or a FMFF but the order of play is a bit different " | |||
(p.s. send noods.. ) | |||
"…I could have it whenever I wanted. " I echo this sentiment
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"The other person didn't talk all the fucking way through it." | |||
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".. boobs made a honking sound when you squeezed them?" This  | |||
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"I just want some of “the sex” " So do I.....it's not easy to get right now. I've let a whole free evening go! | |||
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just kidding don’t come for me | |||
".. what, Fabsters? "Your neighbours could hear the Benny Hill theme tune every time you got down to "it". | |||
"I just want some of “the sex” " You and me both, LB  | |||
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"I just want some of “the sex” " How long before you’re down south again? So I can go down south on you  | |||
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"It was without complications. " In | |||
"I was not in prison "This made me pmsl haha | |||
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"It was without complications. " The complications are the best but also the worst bits. | |||
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"The bed didn't squeak so. " The back didnt do the same | |||
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"It was without complications. The complications are the best but also the worst bits. " It's like nothing in life feels more complicated than a bra strap when your mitts are on the wrong side of the Rockies.. it's madness but somehow so funny! | |||
