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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I recently read a spoof news feed that Sweden was making sex an official sport. Of course it was fake news, but made me think…
What if sex was to become an Olympic sport?
What things do you think judges would be able to award points for? |
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"I recently read a spoof news feed that Sweden was making sex an official sport. Of course it was fake news, but made me think…
What if sex was to become an Olympic sport?
What things do you think judges would be able to award points for?"
PPM - pumps per minute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And what would they penalise?
Fanny farts
Ejaculate on the floor or surroundings
Fake orgasms
Premature ejaculation
Squeaky beds
Too long in one position
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I hadn’t really given that much thought. Fake orgasms have got to be a red card though, surely |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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"And what would they penalise?
Fanny farts
Ejaculate on the floor or surroundings
Fake orgasms
Premature ejaculation
Squeaky beds
Too long in one position
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fanny farts are a wonderful tune like playing a harmonica in a jail cell |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.
Deep throat and oral diving.
And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.
How about gymnastic floor routines.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.
Deep throat and oral diving.
And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.
How about gymnastic floor routines.
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You've thought waaaaaaaaay too much about this  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"There's going to be a whole water sport speciality. Squirt distance and height.
Deep throat and oral diving.
And heavy weight face sitting endurance is going to be in there too.
How about gymnastic floor routines.
Tell Sweden I'm here for guidance when they make sex a sport
You've thought waaaaaaaaay too much about this "
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"Vertical entry creating as small a splash as possible."
Non-genital stim orgasms
Multiple orgasms/repeaters race (sprints and marathons)
Rythmic masturbation
Synchronised orgasming
And yeah EDM is definitely doping. |
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as a voyeur I would live to be a judge 
