I actually get a little irritated at being (societally expected) to provide clean sheets for sexy times, when all that's going to happen is that they get unclean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or clean carpets?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both, I'm feeling greedy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I agree with Kai... clean sheets... then you can make them dirty lol

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Last year as a Leicester fan I would have asked for clean sheets. Now I'll take sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex please

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Sex then clean sheets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d spunk on yer tits OP

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By *r.B7Man over a year ago

altrincham

Making sheets dirty

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By *opscaff8Man over a year ago

royston

Sex please then I will wash your sheets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean sheets and sex on the carpet.lol

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

As said above...sex on clean sheets.

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"…clean sheets?

Bring the clean sheets, we'll put them on after sex.

Cal

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By *rAndMrsB999Couple over a year ago

Reading

Sex on clean hotel sheets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex on the bedsheets before changing to clean bedsheets.

Even better if he picks me up after the sex and moves me to the sofa whilst he changes the bedsheets and then carries me back to bed.

I do reckon the sheets would only be dirty again at that point.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a Man United fan, clean sheets. For the love of God, clean sheets!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"As a Man United fan, clean sheets. For the love of God, clean sheets!

Then have fun making them dirty again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a Man United fan, clean sheets. For the love of God, clean sheets!

We lose together. As a team.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex on super fresh clean sheets, feels so good on the skin.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Sex in clean sheets

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a Man United fan, clean sheets. For the love of God, clean sheets!

We lose together. As a team.

It's clear, heh?

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By *rincipessaWoman over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Ooh icy cold fresh sheets

And of course having sex in them

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i love the smell of clean sheets

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By *irty-pairCouple over a year ago

Essex

Sex on clean sheets x

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By *ath_ladMan over a year ago

Bath

"Sex on clean sheets x"

Love making clean sheets dirty

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By *egs 11Woman over a year ago

BIDEFORD

Clean sheets, lots of sex and a mess afterwards then sleep in it. Clean sheets next day. Love the smell of sex as going to sleep mmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex. Every time

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Well, as I just washed all my bedding a couple of days ago, I'll take sex please.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dunno bit id not be disapointed if you were a news reader

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By *ogerroger69Man over a year ago

West Yorks

Food x

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By *layfullMan over a year ago

wakefield

Both to begin with is a good start

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

A snuggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A snuggle

Do you want to be big boobs... spoon! I meant spoon!

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