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over a year ago
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"You've got a nice thick bellend perfect for my roooooomy vagina. You're totally not a virgin too I can tell by your sex appeal."
If you meet me in person you’d fancy me. I know that much. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts 
You can always squirt on it 
Probably end up pissing down myself instead "
Damn does that mean you’re now taken  |
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken "
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance  |
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance "
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? "
I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t i just wee in behind closed doors into a clean sterile receptacle and then take it to my chosen lamppost to pour on?
Not keen on getting my bum out outside!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F"
I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F"
Also done this. By accident. Don’t recommend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F
I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner "
Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?
F |
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea"
I’m kinda worried rubbing damp legs on conquests would i) make me look like an oversized cricket ii) create serious friction burns  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F
I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner
Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?
F"
No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? I’d rather watch the damp leg thing. But I suppose I can allow the genius water bottle idea
I’m kinda worried rubbing damp legs on conquests would i) make me look like an oversized cricket ii) create serious friction burns "
Water bottle it is! Poke holes in the bottom and give out golden showers. You’re welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F
I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner
Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?
F
No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner "
Oh, you got a tribute act in! Amazing
F |
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Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
As always?   "
Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x"
I know it’s me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pissed on nettles before. Let me tell you, my vulva has never been so tingly. (excl the ring of fire)
F
I know about the ring of fire. I listened to the midwives. I was the perfect partner
Did you sing the song by Johnny Cash in the delivery room?
F
No didn’t you read? I was the perfect partner
Oh, you got a tribute act in! Amazing
F"
It was during covid. So the tribute act was on zoom. Duh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
HAHAHA I got it "
Is this an older people reference? |
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"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x
I know it’s me. "
Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x
I know it’s me.
Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x"
I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
I sang it as I read it
Tinder "
What the f is going on here?? |
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
As always?
Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve "
Anyway Pickle, here's a song for you. I kinda quoted the lyrics. OPP - Naughty by Nature
https://youtu.be/idx3GSL2KWs?feature=shared
J
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
As always?
Did I really just say that? Damn it Steve
Anyway Pickle, here's a song for you. I kinda quoted the lyrics. OPP - Naughty by Nature
https://youtu.be/idx3GSL2KWs?feature=shared
J
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Thank you Julie. I have just listened!  |
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests? "
That's a brilliant idea!! |
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"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x
I know it’s me.
Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x
I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that. "
U are very cute though! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
HAHAHA I got it
Is this an older people reference?"
Sheesh boy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
HAHAHA I got it
Is this an older people reference?
Sheesh Steve "
I’m sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only ever slept with one forum user! Who has since taken a back seat in them (found a conventional relationship) there is one other who uses forums I would like to! But would never say out loud lol x
I know it’s me.
Lol! It's not! But they are on this thread! x
I’ll pretend I’m not hurt by that. But I’m hurt by that.
U are very cute though! X"
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair "
Fight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him "
Who says I need to be a lamppost? |
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You can always squirt on it
Probably end up pissing down myself instead
Damn does that mean you’re now taken
Nope lol just means I have a terrible sense of balance
Is it ok with the OP if the ladies pee in a bottle and carry it around with them to pour out when needed, or do we have to piss ourselves and then rub our damp legs on to our conquests?
That's a brilliant idea!!"
Thanks! Here, I’ve got a spare bottle if you want it, Pepsi ok? |
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight "
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Heat 85 ….. I’d definitely worship her body , sadly not fucked anyone on this thread so no pissing on anyone’s lamppost for me ….. also Fluffy Chicken;) "
I love you chickennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
Who says I need to be a lamppost? "
Game on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
Ronaldo couldn't hit it, that's for sure  "
that story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side "
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah |
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"I don’t mind being pissed on now and then
Is that before or after your toes are sucked? I'm helping people out with a cheat code here. "
Oh you are fantastic. Please distribute the cheat code to all my future lovers. |
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah "
Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though |
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
HAHAHA I got it
Is this an older people reference?"
I got it. So yeah, afraid it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have the correct appendage for pissing on lampposts
You’ve never passed standing? It’s all about positioning. "
^ she’s pissed on a man for sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me.
J
Julie as always I have no idea what the hell you said but you looked pretty while saying it
HAHAHA I got it
Is this an older people reference?
I got it. So yeah, afraid it is."
I sometimes forget you’re not closer to my age fr. And then there are moments like these |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah
Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though "
He’s just getting undressed |
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah
Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though
He’s just getting undressed "
I think I've just had a hot flush lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops in thread.
Checks posters.
Nope. Ineligible to participate.
Soz.
Hang on.
Can someone help me untuck.
Just seen a lamp post I need to sprinkle "
The things we do for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this an older people reference?
Jesus, Steve. It’s a hip hop reference. I’m disappointed in you. You’re not the man I thought you were."
Charge it to the game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah
Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though
He’s just getting undressed
I think I've just had a hot flush lol "
Sorry, you didn't scare me off. I was just having another kind of shower |
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"Hey guys, how much do you wanna bet I can hit that lamppost from here?
this guy thinks he’s Paul Scholes
If he was a lamppost I’d piss on him
I would to to be fair
Fight
I was going to suggest sharing... one either side
A tag team pissing contest over Joe beans? Fuck yeah
Yeah ... think we might have scared him off though
He’s just getting undressed
I think I've just had a hot flush lol
Sorry, you didn't scare me off. I was just having another kind of shower "
Well hurrah... fancy a non washing type of shower ?? |
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haha. 
