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Desert Island Dicks

By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

So your stranded on a desert island. You're allowed up to seven dicks (pictures only I'm afraid), a filthy book and a luxury sex toy.

What are you taking?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I swap boobs for dicks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7 pics of dicks? Am I naming the dick owners?

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Seven dwarves would be more interesting to me. So starting with Grumpy and ending with JR Hartley and a barrel or two... sounds cool. pt

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan over a year ago

golden fields

"Can I swap boobs for dicks? "

7 is a weird number for boobs that often come in pairs.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

7 dicks? One of them has to be Droopy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The luxury sex toy is out because on a desert island I won’t be able to charge the battery once it’s been depleted making it boring.

The dick pics would be useless too much like the ones on Fab.

That leaves me with a filthy book.

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Take barrels full of malt whisky then use the barrels! You have to think ahead with these things. pt

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Can I swap boobs for dicks? "

Yes, I think Desert Island Tits is acceptable. It will help us hit our diversity targets

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"The luxury sex toy is out because on a desert island I won’t be able to charge the battery once it’s been depleted making it boring.

The dick pics would be useless too much like the ones on Fab.

That leaves me with a filthy book. "

You are allowed a bespoke solar-powered version of a sex toy.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Can I swap boobs for dicks?

Yes, I think Desert Island Tits is acceptable. It will help us hit our diversity targets "

That's what the thread should have been called in the first place .I'm in .

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Can I swap boobs for dicks?

7 is a weird number for boobs that often come in pairs."

You can either have a side view or one of a pair you're a bit on the fence over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick Turpin

Dick van dyke

Dick Whittington

Dick advocaat

Dick Tracey

Philip K dick

Dick pearce bellyboards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ultimate guide to making sex.. With pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex toy... My wand

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I don’t think pictures of dick really cut the mustard. Can we have actual dick? Plus some tongue and fingers ?

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I don’t think pictures of dick really cut the mustard. Can we have actual dick? Plus some tongue and fingers ? "

You can't take the dick-owner with you I'm afraid. It could get a bit morbid if you get what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex Toy - Wonko

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sex Toy - Wonko"

A luxury one at that.

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I already have a dick i dont need peoples pictures

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The 7 dicks...

Droopy, Stiffy, Chubby, Angry, Bendy, Knobbly and Hairy.

Filthy book - Lord of the Rings, dropped in the dirt.

Luxury Sex Toy - a 50ft yacht; if it falls on you, you're fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

S Club 7 it is then!!

Least there's a mix!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait...I'm stranded on a desert island, completely away from civilisation and still can't get away from dick pics?! I despair

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