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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Say anything. Anything. Without context. The things you’ve said that sound funny. The things you haven’t said. Say something I’m giving up on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll go first: I really like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheeseburger

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I like tits and vag and boobs and minge and david Dickinson.

The mr

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm only joking... unless you're not

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

cap. Stop the cap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They can’t even act

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Copulating rectums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m wet.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Got be elephants interesting the l turn it to j then turn back into a l.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m wet. "

Soaked here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whose aunty do I need to shag to get my hair done ffs.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Today is apparently World Gratitude Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today is apparently World Gratitude Day."

Thank you for that

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By *G CoupleCouple over a year ago

kent

So I said to the guy, no I didn't drink your beer

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Today is apparently World Gratitude Day."

Well we are

Certainly grateful that you are here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today is apparently World Gratitude Day."

no way. I never new this was even a day.

Cool.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

T-Rex will never know the joy of putting olives on the end of his claws.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It tastes better with honey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick it. Don’t spit it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Can we come back to that later?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, ten times is not nearly enough for me. I need more.

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

"I’ll go first: I really like you

"

No you don't

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"Say anything. Anything. Without context. The things you’ve said that sound funny. The things you haven’t said. Say something I’m giving up on you"

Off topic, Your last line.... Love that song!!

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

If you go round the back it's easier to get in.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

My head hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll go first: I really like you

No you don't

"

You’re right. Momentary lapse

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By *illan-KillashMan over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm OK not swapping back, he's OK, he likes to watch.......

*I'm still trying to work out what I was *actually* being told......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jonny B

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Nibble, woman! Don't bite!

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

To the right a bit please.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

Just dump it right here.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It gets better as you go down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can tell from the pole

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By *empted23Couple over a year ago

countryside

The wheel barrow is full of fermented dog pooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

These people need therapy before they find love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I killed it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Whose aunty do I need to shag to get my hair done ffs. "

Not mine

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Oh. That goes really well with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whose aunty do I need to shag to get my hair done ffs.

Not mine

"

I’ve only got eyes for you babe

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Would you at least put a paper bag on my head and let me do the orals via a little rip in the bag?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Whose aunty do I need to shag to get my hair done ffs.

Not mine

I’ve only got eyes for you babe"

That's fine - my Auntie ain't no hairdresser. You wouldn't get cornrows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, she was advised to use it twice a day but externally only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The apple just fits through the door.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Today is apparently World Gratitude Day."

Haha I had no idea, so guess my thread was appropriate for once (sorry for hijacking Steve

)

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

FAF, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So THAT'S what could've prevented Covid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FAF, anyone?"

Yes. Please and thank you...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

The brown grey fox ran over the lazy donkey

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I'm not feeling the vibe

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

You taste like pussy and vape

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Mazeltov

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today is apparently World Gratitude Day.

Haha I had no idea, so guess my thread was appropriate for once (sorry for hijacking Steve

)"

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Closer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Birds of a feather

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

See other thread strikes out yet again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woo, party time.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Treat them with respect

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Salt and vinegar?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Oooooh Northern Boys Love Gravy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something new

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan over a year ago

Bradford

Sooo today I was on a job just outside the back gate when the neighbour came out and said in a rather rude tone for us to keep the noise down adding that he as just lost his mother! Well I blurted out without even thinking about what I’m saying “have you looked under the couch pal” safe to say he was not impressed at all

how’s that for out of context

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beef or salmon?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

Stick some ice on it, it’ll be reet.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Stick some ice on it, it’ll be reet. "

Well tha know never knew thy were northern .

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

He didn't even put it in

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Just chisel the end off.

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By *panksspankedMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

It won't spank itself

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By *antricSeeker60Man over a year ago

Durham

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"FAF, anyone?

Yes. Please and thank you..."

Finally!! *swoon*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Closer?"

I wanna fuck you like an animal

I wanna feel you from the inside

I wanna fuck you like an animal

My whole existence is flawed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want it all over my face.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

There. Yes, there! A little bit lower, harder now. Ohhhh! Yes!!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!!!!!

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By *panksspankedMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

A quarter past seven

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple pie moonshine.

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