We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.
Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!
Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.
There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.
I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:
‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm
i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm
fuk?’
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.
Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!
Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.
There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.
I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:
‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm
i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm
fuk?’
Over to you now my fine people "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We often read of some of the rather woeful and inept introductory messages received on here.
Well good folks, this is your golden chance to seize the esteemed crown as author of the very worst!
Yes indeedy: Simply compose the most comically crass, wittily weird or laughably lewd first message to a fictional object of your desire that you can muster.
There’s a prize of a half consumed jar of gherkins for the winner.
I’ll get the metaphorical ball a’rolling with the following to give you the gist:
‘Hey baby u got great tiddys mmmmm is your cunty wet rite now? mmmmmmm
i wan to stick my 10 inch meat pole into your wet kitty. Mmmmm
fuk?’
Over to you now my fine people
Does this not go against FAB rules?"
They’re works of fiction so I’d assume not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yo babes,
From your profile I can tell you’re my type and I know man’s obviously your type so Tonight if you can accom, drop your addy and I can be there. Let me know also if you want one of my boys to come through as well to use you as well. |
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