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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs. |
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"Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs."
ateast 9 |
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"Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs."
Think calm thoughts - douse yourself with cold water…no not by semi naked firemen and women looking fabulous in the sunlight…wring thoughts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like how you and Tempting are great minding it today. 
I'm not going to wax lyrically on but give me a hour or so and I probably will. "
Oh what have I missed? Do I need to go look at other thread?
I look forward to your return where the temptation takes over and you can't resist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A description for level 10 horn: hornier than a frightened hedgehog?
As for my level about a 5, would be higher but work spreadsheets quell the urge!"
Not sure I find a frightened hedgehog sexy Dirk but it did make me giggle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d say a 4.
But it can literally fly up in an instant like a cat pouncing on a dangly piece of string.
….that was an awful analogy but you get the idea  "
Sounds playful...I like it  |
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I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably 
Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably
Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release
LvM"
Oh you're winning so far.
Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then? |
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"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably
Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release
LvM
Oh you're winning so far.
Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then? "
Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After this morning, and the orgasm, I've settled down a little bit. The pain meds and being cold has brought it down even more. So I'd say I'm at a gentle 6 at the current moment. I would be able to get "in the mood" in 0.0001 seconds though.
Also, why is lesbian porn much better than anything else? They actually take the time for foreplay.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably
Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release
LvM
Oh you're winning so far.
Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?
Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic
LvM"
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"I'm hovering around six, pushing seven probably
Surely ten would be those times when you're almost aching and vibrating with pent up energy. Hard or wet at the slightest mention or thought. Needing to touch or be touched, ride the waves, and get that sweet, sweet release
LvM
Oh you're winning so far.
Can I nudge you further to an 8 and see how sexy your description is then?
Sorry, were you hoping for something a bit more graphic
LvM
Always"
Gimme a bit of perving time and I'll see what I can come up with
LvM |
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"Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs."
I think I have been through the roof last couple weeks now, I’m gonna have to start meeting soon |
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"I have blue balls and testicle pain for months, so probably the highest humanly possible. Wanking doesn't help!
Have you considered seeing your GP?  
LvM"
I did because I'm feeling all the time an orgasm like sensation even when not horny. I was checked out for STD's too. She said I have blue balls and get a partner. After she (not really gently) checked my balls and my prostate. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I like how you and Tempting are great minding it today.
I'm not going to wax lyrically on but give me a hour or so and I probably will.
Oh what have I missed? Do I need to go look at other thread?
I look forward to your return where the temptation takes over and you can't resist."
Oh the other thread is Mrs TMN and I talking about abating libido. And people being very horny or not at all.
My libido is currently at an almost ten. Almost absurdly high.
A ten? It's when a person has got under my skin. Their messages and the videos and the voicenotes, even if talking about the most mundane of things have me remembering the sound of their voice as they moved inside me.
A ten is where I can be food shopping and then I remember that feeling of his hands in my hair and I'm suddenly flustered, feeling that heat radiating inside me and those little flutters that say I'd really like to revisit that moment. Soon.
A ten would be the days where I can spend hours edging, to the point where my skin is coated in a light sheen of sweat and yet that release I need is only found in another person. It's those moments of heightened awareness of my femininity, my sexuality, my body.
When I need to utterly devour someone whilst also worshipping every inch of them until our libidos are sated; we're exhausted, spent and content.
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"Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs."
A 10 to me is when I just can’t stop thinking dirty thoughts. Where my cock refuses to soften, straining inside my jeans. Where I find myself running my hands over it, feeling the hard tip but knowing I can’t get it out to play. A 10 is pure frustration.
I think I’m approaching that level now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whenever I need my horn level to come down I come on here and it goes from 10+ to -10 and then I feel the need to send dick pics to almost every profile I see |
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Following some thinking in te "Things you cant unsee in swinging" thread, I'd like to review my assessment of a ten.
Ten is when I'm at work but all I can think of is how it feels to see her put her hair up and sink to her knees in front of me. How it feels when she runs her fingers up my thighs and wraps them around my cock. Struggling to remember how to use Outlook as I picture the way the spit falls from her lips and down my length while her hands stroke me up and down. Her happy, hungry moans that vibrate through my whole body as she stares into my eyes, waiting for the telltale moment when she knows she'll get what she wants at any second...
Howzzat?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny."
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Hospital or funeral?"
I'd say both of those are acceptable.
Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Hospital or funeral?
I'd say both of those are acceptable.
Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.
F"
Clit stiffy?
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Hospital or funeral?
I'd say both of those are acceptable.
Nurses and doctors are hot, even some porters. Funeral directors can also be hot, and the ones who carry the coffin.. I've got a clit stiffy just thinking about it.
F"
  True! |
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F"
Some of the mums are MILFs. Also, We used to have a female priest/pastor and she was hot. Couldn't pay much attention to her preaching. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F"
Cremations are hot… technically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically."
I'd love to get steamy in there with you
F |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically."
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
I'd love to get steamy in there with you
F"
You may have unlocked my new fetish |
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
I'd love to get steamy in there with you
F"
That's pushing it, but... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation....... "
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."
Did someone forget to put 50p in the meter...... |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."
Too late for that! |
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt."
Your phone rang and your ringtone was Hot Stuff? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt.
Did someone forget to put 50p in the meter...... "
We made S’mores
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0. Considering where I am right now I’d be very concerned if I was horny.
Never great to be horny picking your kids up from school or being in the confession box with the screen being waist height rather than head height.
F
Cremations are hot… technically.
Oh you're on fire today.
*is not the thing to say at a cremation.......
I’ve got a really funny story about a cremation but I can’t tell anyone without looking like a mega cunt.
Too late for that! "
I would be offended but it’s quite accurate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines through the sodding roof!
I could probably be anyone's if it gets any stronger.
Send help, preferably multiple people and good balance of genders!
So 0 is not a stirring in the slightest.
10 is....what is ten? How would you describe 10???
Sexiest description of 10 wins.
I might send boobs."
10 is when you see someone "you would" and just see objects around you as places to position them over and on. 10 is when you see them and your licking your lips just thinking what you'd do to them and how they'd taste...
Thankfully I had a reset earlier and am hovering over a 6 right now |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A couple of hours ago it was around a 12... but I have pretty much been doing the sex since Wednesday. It's down to maybe an 8 now so I'm considering an early night |
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