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Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
We think ours is real although we are probably due to update next week, we have our first house party this weekend so our dynamic may change from club based to private meet based if it all goes well x |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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It’s always a version of me. I try to update it yearly and I have learnt that less is more in terms of likes, dislikes etc.
It’s about piquing interest rather than my life story. Or my fab story for that matter.
How about yourself OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
At least 3 things are real. Some may be piss.
It's bloated and horny.
One very well formatted, sweet and welcoming paragraph.
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Currently hidden but was always sincere and well written / structured. I'd put a bit of wit, sarcasm and humour into it to reflect my personality.
People could then pair that with my ample gallery and decide if I was appealing or not. |
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"It’s always a version of me. I try to update it yearly and I have learnt that less is more in terms of likes, dislikes etc.
It’s about piquing interest rather than my life story. Or my fab story for that matter.
How about yourself OP?"
Me? - there is not a word of lie or hyperbole in my profile  |
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?
At least 3 things are real. Some may be piss.
It's bloated and horny.
One very well formatted, sweet and welcoming paragraph.
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I think we all get bloated and horny from time to time |
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I think it sincerely takes the piss or takes the piss sincerely, I can't decide which.
It conveys a little about who I am and hopefully welcomes people whom are likely to appreciate me and I them. Well that's the intention. It seems to work reasonably well. Some comment that it's hilarious I am sure some think what the fuck.
It's really in the eye of the beholder. And it's written with that mind.
As in I'd be interested to know what you thought of it. I don't know why I am interested, but maybe I'd find out if you told me. Does a person have the desire to discover? That's sexier than a graphic list of desires to me. |
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"My bio is real. Really real. For what could be more real than the reality of The Real Davina*.
*Veracity of claims may vary under changing circumstances. Always read the label.
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The Real Davina... well it has real in the title, so I reckon it's true |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
Sincere.
Bloated chronicle.
Measured.
Well formatted.
I'd hope welcoming.
But that's for the readers to decide...... |
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"Currently hidden but was always sincere and well written / structured. I'd put a bit of wit, sarcasm and humour into it to reflect my personality.
People could then pair that with my ample gallery and decide if I was appealing or not. "
Booo!! to your hidden profile
How can I perv your pics now?  |
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?
Sincere.
Bloated chronicle.
Measured.
Well formatted.
I'd hope welcoming.
But that's for the readers to decide......"
Well I read it to the end and I would very much like my free donut now thank you  |
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Mine is as real as I can make it and I come back to it often and tweak it as I learn about the lifestyle and what I want from it and can contribute to it.
I want to attract compatible people so it makes sense to create a bio that is accurate and enticing.
Ultimately it's others who are the judge of how well I've done that |
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I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.
It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.
Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two. |
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"There's a lot of piss taking/humour on mine ..but hey..I'm a bloke that dresses up in women's clothes...so a sense of humour is essential..  "
I'll have you know I take my fake tits, little cotton panties and poorly slapped on make-up very seriously, Ms Graves |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"You tell me!?
I mean it's a bit of everything I guess
I like yours, it's funny... funny goes a long way "
Gotta laugh them in to bed, a bit like a warm up act before the main comedian that is my skills in the bedroom. |
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"I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.
It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.
Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two. "
I hope you had clothes on when you were trapped in the cupboard with Harry and his Owl |
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Mine lists my non sexual interests so I give people something to connect with me on. Only about 10% say something about them which is a shame at it is so much better an opening than hi how are.
So even when you make things easier for guys to send that first message most don't bother with reading the profile. |
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ? |
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?
It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ?"
I like how you've broken up your bio, it's similar to mine in that regard.
Very succinct and to the point, I like that |
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming?
It's 100% me, formatted, far from boring, good content, but I'd like your input ?
I like how you've broken up your bio, it's similar to mine in that regard.
Very succinct and to the point, I like that "
Tyvm  |
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"I'm not sure I can answer this unbiasedly so please feel free to take a goosey gander and tell me what you think "
I like it, plenty to read but not too much.
Particular highlights for me were:
A Knight Owl with magic hands... it doesn't get more real than that |
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"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.  "
This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.
I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.
It makes little difference what you say anyway
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
It was meant to be a bit light hearted and a joke, it is real, definitely not angry, but needs more sarcasm and photos really. |
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"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.
This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.
I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.
It makes little difference what you say anyway
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Your bio certainly gave me fuzzy feelings and you're hilarious.
" It makes little difference what you say anyway"
I've come to realise that  |
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"I've changed it so many times since I've joined and again today and I still don't think I'm getting anything across personality wise. Even I'm bored when I read it.
This is why I opted for just having some fun with my bio.
I was never happy with what I wrote when I was taking it more seriously.
It makes little difference what you say anyway
Your bio certainly gave me fuzzy feelings and you're hilarious.
It makes little difference what you say anyway
I've come to realise that "
Awe thank you with a mug like mine I need to crack a few jokes from time to time |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
I think that other should judge mine but I try to be open and honest. Whilst I would love to claim to be beautiful and ultra feminine there would be no point, when I'm not there yet, as any meet would likely end in the heartache of rejection and reports of false advertising and time-wasting. |
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"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.
Is today the day?
Oh yes please. Sure why not!"
Considering your list of veris I'd say don't change a thing, it's definitely working for you. |
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"I've always wanted to ask for feedback on my profile but never had the courage to ask.
Is today the day?
Oh yes please. Sure why not!
Considering your list of veris I'd say don't change a thing, it's definitely working for you."
Thank you very much. I've always wished I could have a bit more humour in there but it just doesn't come to me |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.
In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see. |
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"I think that other should judge mine but I try to be open and honest. Whilst I would love to claim to be beautiful and ultra feminine there would be no point, when I'm not there yet, as any meet would likely end in the heartache of rejection and reports of false advertising and time-wasting."
You can claim to be anything you want.
It's your profile and it can be anything you want it to be |
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"I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.
In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see. "
Big fan of yours |
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"I've had all formats of profile over the years. Long and short, detailed and vague, serious and silly, what I thought others wanted to see.
In the end I went with, and I advise others to do so, a profile that I feel I'd be attracted to if I saw it and not what others may or may not want to see. "
I think this is the key.
I think we've all tried to write a profile that aligns with what we perceive others to want; the problem is that it just comes across as a bit hollow and false (at least in my opinion anyway)
Just write you, do what makes you happy.
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"I like my profile - well I would wouldn’t I.
It’s a bit of a search to find the real me in there but if you read it properly you will realise that I’m in there somewhere.
Hopefully it raises the odd chortle or two.
I hope you had clothes on when you were trapped in the cupboard with Harry and his Owl "
I might have made that bit up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your bio sincere or taking the piss?
Is it blank or a bloated chronicle of you and who you are?
Is it smutty and horny or measured and boring?
Is well formatted or just one long paragraph?
Is it angry and demanding or sweet and welcoming? "
It's pretty factual and understated  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
It's real,
It's neither blank not bloated; I think it's just about right,
Not smutty or horny; it is measured but by no means boring,
Paragraphed and punctuated (although, maybe no necessarily in the right places).
Just like me, it's not angry or demanding; not sure about it being sweat but it is welcoming and its friendly, which is also just like me. |
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"It's real,
It's neither blank not bloated; I think it's just about right,
Not smutty or horny; it is measured but by no means boring,
Paragraphed and punctuated (although, maybe no necessarily in the right places).
Just like me, it's not angry or demanding; not sure about it being sweat but it is welcoming and its friendly, which is also just like me."
Sounds the Goldilocks of profiles |
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