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Worst thing you've heard or had said during sex...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BAAAAAAYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(whispered like Gollum from Lord of the Rings and it wasn't even an impression, she just sounded like it at the time and I also have a fear of babies) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not part of the subject , but i laugh when i cum
when a person who does not know me , hears me come , lol dont know what they think , but they seem to like it .
hmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Attention…. Attention…. This is not a drill… This is not a drill ……
Would all guests immediately proceed to emergency muster area at the rear of the hotel….
This is not a drill… This is not a drill...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy who sounded like Chewbacca howling when he came. Every one else stopped what they were doing and stared open mouthed while he was totally oblivious with his eyes closed howling.
Dont get me wrong i do enjoy abit of noise vocally in the heat of the moment,but that was scary.  |
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"Attention…. Attention…. This is not a drill… This is not a drill ……
Would all guests immediately proceed to emergency muster area at the rear of the hotel….
This is not a drill… This is not a drill... "
Yep, I've had that.
Half an hour standing round in a cold car park in stockings and suspenders, a flasher mac and fuck me heels and nothing else does tend to cool the ardour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After having sex with my girlfriend i said to her "did you enjoy it then" her responce was.. And i quote "well.. Im a good acter" completely crushed me..
She was joking but i was devastated  .. |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"A guy who sounded like Chewbacca howling when he came. Every one else stopped what they were doing and stared open mouthed while he was totally oblivious with his eyes closed howling.
Dont get me wrong i do enjoy abit of noise vocally in the heat of the moment,but that was scary. "
I knew a guy who made that much noise on the leadup to him cummin. He went on with these intensive moans and groans half the crowd in the club just said 'oh ffs just get on with it'. Eventually after giving more warning than a summer storm he reached plateau and peaked giving it the loudest bluddy moans and groans ever.
I think even the guy on the door lit a fag up after that one 
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really the worst thing to hear but once when myself and K first got together and she only visited once a month we were having a rather energetic and noisy session when all I could was cheering and a round of applaused when K orgasmed.
Realised it was the neighbours outside our house and we'd left the window open so they could hear us, kinda threw me off my stroke haha |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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years ago, when i was married i arrived home after a business trip to France. I had been away 10 days.Got home thru night....Maybe around 2am, decided not to waken the Mrs so got undressed downstairs and went up to bed. As i went into the bedroom, in the dark she whispered " You'd better get yer shoes on, Mark is due home"
Needless to say the fecking light went straight on ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"years ago, when i was married i arrived home after a business trip to France. I had been away 10 days.Got home thru night....Maybe around 2am, decided not to waken the Mrs so got undressed downstairs and went up to bed. As i went into the bedroom, in the dark she whispered " You'd better get yer shoes on, Mark is due home"
Needless to say the fecking light went straight on !"
Ooooppppssss bet that went down like a lead balloon ouch. I notice you said when you was married lol |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"years ago, when i was married i arrived home after a business trip to France. I had been away 10 days.Got home thru night....Maybe around 2am, decided not to waken the Mrs so got undressed downstairs and went up to bed. As i went into the bedroom, in the dark she whispered " You'd better get yer shoes on, Mark is due home"
Needless to say the fecking light went straight on !
Ooooppppssss bet that went down like a lead balloon ouch. I notice you said when you was married lol "
Yes, the focus is on the word "Was"
Call me shallow but it does sow seeds of doubt lol |
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