I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks  |
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks "
Nice post , favourite chair is my Ball & Egg Chair ( 60s vibe ) love it .
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks
Nice post , favourite chair is my Ball & Egg Chair ( 60s vibe ) love it .
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Retro - I love them!  |
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"Very appropriate subject for the lounge."
 Ironically, there’s no chairs to sit on in here 
(I feel curiously compelled yet simultaneously loathed to insert a, ‘ladies can take a seat on my face!’ gag here…)  |
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"I like Joe beans’ chair  "
Joe’s is a fine chair for sure An adjustable height office chair in satin black.
It may even incorporate a slight back reclining function (although not too far or else one will fall over backwards!)
Comfortable, stylish and with admirable lumber support (and you can spin around on them for hours of fun to) |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I stand when working in the office and when working from home so no chairs there.
My main home has two mango wood benches for dining and both homes have two couches each and so no arm chairs !
When I go to a restaurant I use a chair , but unless the table is very small , I move my chair so I’m at 90 degrees and closer to my date! |
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over a year ago
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Sex in a chair is nice. Had some last week.
I don’t know how many chairs I have in my home. Aside from the dining room chairs and kitchen table chairs, they’re at least four I can think of but may have more.
I have a hand carved antique Portuguese chair that’s so heavy it takes at least two strong people to move it. It’s like a throne chair. Never had sex in it and would be weird to. |
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over a year ago
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"Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?"
Because they're secret swinger hosts and hoping people will match them up. |
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""Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?"
Because they're secret swinger hosts and hoping people will match them up. "
 I’m so tempted to put them in order…. |
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks "
We own quite a lot of chairs.
A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.
My Grandad's rocking chair
4x leather dining chairs
A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory
My saddle desk chair
A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom
And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion  |
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks
We own quite a lot of chairs.
A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.
My Grandad's rocking chair
4x leather dining chairs
A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory
My saddle desk chair
A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom
And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion "
Rocking chairs 
The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod |
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"The last time I met a certain forumite for more than just drinks she stripped me naked and sat me in a chair, then did all sorts of wonderful things to me. I like chairs. Chairs are good."
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks
We own quite a lot of chairs.
A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.
My Grandad's rocking chair
4x leather dining chairs
A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory
My saddle desk chair
A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom
And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion
Rocking chairs
The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod "
It needs reupholstering. It's a work in progress. Weird to have it without my Grandad in it though |
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks
We own quite a lot of chairs.
A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.
My Grandad's rocking chair
4x leather dining chairs
A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory
My saddle desk chair
A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom
And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion
Rocking chairs
The ultimate cure for insomnia (as are swinging garden hammocks) - simply sit in one for a minute or so and drift off to the blissful land of nod
It needs reupholstering. It's a work in progress. Weird to have it without my Grandad in it though "
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Incidentally, I’ve just been randomly perusing Queening chairs and other specially designed BDSM furniture (the Internet rabbit hole is a wondrous thing after all).
I must say, they look rather stylish; black and red leather etc.
It would certainly make for a fascinating conversation piece for when the vicar comes around for afternoon tea…
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Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice
I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.
I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at. |
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"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice
I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.
I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at. "
Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!
There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight |
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"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice
I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.
I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at.
Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!
There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight "
But. But. The mozzies |
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"Ive been bent over the sofa arms once or twice
I like the odd chairs look. I am on the lookout for odd pretty dining chairs. All the same and neat in rows just seems too organised. I like the chaos of mismatched.
I would like one of those swinging egg chairs for the garden though. I cant afford one though so go for a little swing in them in the garden centre until I get glared at.
Oh yes indeed; egg chairs are great!
There’s one in my local garden centre with little led lights woven into the wicker. I can just imagine dozing off in it outside on a warm night like tonight
But. But. The mozzies "
Good point; I’ll have to invest in some industrial netting or else wake up minus a few pints of blood… |
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We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.
I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .
The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.
I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .
The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently "
Been trendy for decades,calling them a Harlequin set makes them more trendy,just disguises the fact they are odds,and cheap.Occasionally a little gem slips through the net at auction in the singles though. |
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"We own about 16 chairs which I'm quite surprised about. I usually sit in the same chair but I'm not sure it's a favourite.
I have been tied to a dining chair on more than one occasion .
The mismatched chairs thing is trendy apparently
Been trendy for decades,calling them a Harlequin set makes them more trendy,just disguises the fact they are odds,and cheap.Occasionally a little gem slips through the net at auction in the singles though."
I have a 'harlequin set' of dinner plates that were actually designed that way. The maroon one is my favourite. |
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"I like sitting my arse on chairs.
Actually, I like chairs in general.
How many chairs do you own?
Do you have a favourite chair in your house or else perhaps a favourite type of chair?
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a chair? I once had sex with a lovely lady whilst sitting on one; it was highly uncomfortable, but I digress.
Also, why do pubs and some restaurants deliberately mix up the chairs so that they’re all non matching?
Yes indeed, everything chair related in fact; let’s all sit down on one and discuss their wonders good folks
We own quite a lot of chairs.
A sofa with matching armchair from IKEA in the front room.
My Grandad's rocking chair
4x leather dining chairs
A sofa and 2 armchairs that are fourth-hand in the conservatory
My saddle desk chair
A small kid's chair that's a family heirloom
And, last, but by no means least, my two wheelchairs. I spend most of the time sat on my arse, wheeling about I've given a blowjob whilst sat in my wheely chair but not had the sex sex in it. I don't want to ruin the special cushion "
I've had a couple of delightful blow jobs from a friend who uses a wheelchair  |
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