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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

How do you know my bottom is perfect, have you been staring again?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Well that's sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, put the wine down.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am feeling all twinkly myself now

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

Awhhh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks. But what about the rest of 'em?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bottom is fat n spotty

My smile clears out a room.

My mind is insane.

I am way more than enough for anyone to deal with.

I am doing an amazing job at bumbling through life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

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By *panksspankedMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Aww bless you and your lovely cuffs too x

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

"

Aww bless you and your and your wrist cuffs too

x

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How do you know my bottom is perfect, have you been staring again? "

Busted

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet"

**throws glitter**

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Ok, put the wine down.

"

But but but I want it

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


" I am feeling all twinkly myself now "

Yeahhhhhhhh

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Thanks. But what about the rest of 'em?"

There's enough for everyone SS

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Awhhh thank you "

You are most welcome

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police "

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"My bottom is fat n spotty

My smile clears out a room.

My mind is insane.

I am way more than enough for anyone to deal with.

I am doing an amazing job at bumbling through life.

"

An insane mind isn't always a bad thing. Besides you make cupcakes so it's all good

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police "

**twirls and wiggles bottom for Jennie**

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

How lovely - I love my bottom!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Look, I’ll take her away and put her to bed. Will that help?

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Aww bless you and your lovely cuffs too x

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

Aww bless you and your and your wrist cuffs too

x"

I don't wear them whilst I'm twirling

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry."

**wonders if they'd really call the fuzz**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bottom is fat n spotty

My smile clears out a room.

My mind is insane.

I am way more than enough for anyone to deal with.

I am doing an amazing job at bumbling through life.

An insane mind isn't always a bad thing. Besides you make cupcakes so it's all good"

They are great ones too if I do say so myself.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How lovely - I love my bottom!"

Good for you fella

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I've been told my bottom is cute

My smile is OK

My mind is insane

Yes I am more than enough, which is why I'm trying to use a couple of inches from my waist

I am doing an amazing job at like by just managing to survive

Cheers Knitter, that makes me incredibly desirable

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**"

Did you just glitter me?

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Look, I’ll take her away and put her to bed. Will that help?

"

Ooohhhhhhhhhh **jumps up and down excitedly** hold on you mean with you right?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Did you just glitter me? "

When you’ve been glittered, you *know*.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"My bottom is fat n spotty

My smile clears out a room.

My mind is insane.

I am way more than enough for anyone to deal with.

I am doing an amazing job at bumbling through life.

An insane mind isn't always a bad thing. Besides you make cupcakes so it's all good

They are great ones too if I do say so myself."

I know I had some at the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So why am I coming over here?? I lost Track...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"hold on you mean with you right?"

That’s very much what the emoji implied, isn’t it?

I’ll try it again, for luck.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I've been told my bottom is cute

My smile is OK

My mind is insane

Yes I am more than enough, which is why I'm trying to use a couple of inches from my waist

I am doing an amazing job at like by just managing to survive

Cheers Knitter, that makes me incredibly desirable

"

Your hair is cool too

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"Look, I’ll take her away and put her to bed. Will that help?

Ooohhhhhhhhhh **jumps up and down excitedly** hold on you mean with you right?"

I thought it was with everyone?

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me? "

**goes in for a huggle**

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So why am I coming over here?? I lost Track..."

So I can adore you SS. I like it when you pop up on the thread, it's like a little gift each time

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"hold on you mean with you right?

That’s very much what the emoji implied, isn’t it?

I’ll try it again, for luck. "

Well pull the duvet back like a gentleman and I'll pop on

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**"

Go on then you can have a huggle

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Look, I’ll take her away and put her to bed. Will that help?

Ooohhhhhhhhhh **jumps up and down excitedly** hold on you mean with you right?

I thought it was with everyone? "

I'm not going to bed with everyone, I'm more of a one at a time kinda girl

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle"

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So why am I coming over here?? I lost Track...

So I can adore you SS. I like it when you pop up on the thread, it's like a little gift each time"

If anyone else said that I'd know it was sarcasm. Damn you glitter thrower!! I can't tell!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm not going to bed with everyone, I'm more of a one at a time kinda girl "

Sorry Adam old chap, finders keepers. She’s mine now.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Word-perfect, thank you oh lexicon-sexicon.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**"

Just sit still!

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry.

**wonders if they'd really call the fuzz**"

No absolutely not, I'm not sure they are adequately trained. Or equipped.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me? "

Very fetching you look too with the glitter

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"So why am I coming over here?? I lost Track...

So I can adore you SS. I like it when you pop up on the thread, it's like a little gift each time

If anyone else said that I'd know it was sarcasm. Damn you glitter thrower!! I can't tell!!!"

But you do know me so you know its true

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Sorry Adam old chap, finders keepers. She’s mine now."

Freudian slip there. I mean *for* now.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm not going to bed with everyone, I'm more of a one at a time kinda girl

Sorry Adam old chap, finders keepers. She’s mine now."

Jeepers this is going to be fun **twirls**

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

Just sit still! "

I can't something is poking me

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry.

**wonders if they'd really call the fuzz**

No absolutely not, I'm not sure they are adequately trained. Or equipped."

You mean because I'm so charming right?

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Word-perfect, thank you oh lexicon-sexicon."

**giggle** hey Nero **waves**

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

I’m just going to keep reading this.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

Very fetching you look too with the glitter"

He is ADORABLE

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I’m just going to keep reading this.

"

Non-intervention is an active choice, y’know! You’re enabling by observing.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Sorry Adam old chap, finders keepers. She’s mine now.

Freudian slip there. I mean *for* now. "

He wants to kiss me, you want to hug me......

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’m just going to keep reading this.

"

Well you are all of those things and a bag of chips

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"He wants to kiss me, you want to hug me......"

I want to thrill you.

(And distract you well enough to keep the glitter away from sensitive areas.)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I’m just going to keep reading this.

Non-intervention is an active choice, y’know! You’re enabling by observing."

I meant reading the positive affirmations.

Not the horrendous debauched flirtations. (Fans oneself)

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"He wants to kiss me, you want to hug me......

I want to thrill you.

(And distract you well enough to keep the glitter away from sensitive areas.)"

**pops glitter in purse and awaits delicious distractions**

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I meant reading the positive affirmations.

Not the horrendous debauched flirtations. (Fans oneself) "

I’ll debauch *your* affirmations if you’re not careful young lady.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’m just going to keep reading this.

Non-intervention is an active choice, y’know! You’re enabling by observing.

I meant reading the positive affirmations.

Not the horrendous debauched flirtations. (Fans oneself) "

What whose filtering I didn't notice that, hey however is flirting stop it right now

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What whose filtering I didn't notice that, hey however is flirting stop it right now "

Yes Miss. Whatever you say Miss.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

Just sit still!

I can't something is poking me "

So it is!

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What whose filtering I didn't notice that, hey however is flirting stop it right now

Yes Miss. Whatever you say Miss. "

I didn't mean you you can carry on

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

Just sit still!

I can't something is poking me

So it is! "

**wiggles**

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry.

**wonders if they'd really call the fuzz**

No absolutely not, I'm not sure they are adequately trained. Or equipped.

You mean because I'm so charming right?"

Oh absolutely, a veritable delight.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

Just sit still!

I can't something is poking me

So it is!

**wiggles**"

I was. Going to say don't encourage it! But well...

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By *eartsmanMan  over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Evening all. What have I missed?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I meant reading the positive affirmations.

Not the horrendous debauched flirtations. (Fans oneself)

I’ll debauch *your* affirmations if you’re not careful young lady."

Ooh call me young again & you can debauch whatever you please

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all. What have I missed? "

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)"

Same thing!

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Can tell your from the land of tall tails

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing! "

Filthy glitter or glittery filth??

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Pervert

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

Filthy glitter or glittery filth??"

Oh glittery filth. Filthy glitter sounds awful.

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Keep her talking.

I'm calling the police

Oh you cynic you!

Although, it might be wise better safe than sorry.

**wonders if they'd really call the fuzz**

No absolutely not, I'm not sure they are adequately trained. Or equipped.

You mean because I'm so charming right?

Oh absolutely, a veritable delight."

WHOOP whoop nailed it **does a little fist pump and realises can't really pull that off**

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well that's sweet

**throws glitter**

Did you just glitter me?

**goes in for a huggle**

Go on then you can have a huggle

Yeahhhhhh **pops onto Ks lap**

Just sit still!

I can't something is poking me

So it is!

**wiggles**

I was. Going to say don't encourage it! But well... "

**wiggles and wriggles** ohhh that worked

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed? "

Howdy not much just some lovely treats popping up on this thread and you're one of then

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing! "

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Can tell your from the land of tall tails "

I speak my truth

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off"

I second this motion

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"

Pervert "

Now here is a bottom worth appreciation **stops and stares for a while**

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off"

They are off!

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Can tell your from the land of tall tails

I speak my truth "

the truth will set you free

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

Filthy glitter or glittery filth??

Oh glittery filth. Filthy glitter sounds awful. "

I agree

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

I second this motion"

Third. Wait how many do we need? Is this like signatures on a petition?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

They are off! "

Pics or it isn't true!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Never mix glitter and jizms

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

They are off! "

**swoons and gulps** great abs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hello OP, that’s a lovely post and pinged up at just the right time. Also bottoms are awesome.

Mr TMN

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

Filthy glitter or glittery filth??

Oh glittery filth. Filthy glitter sounds awful. "

true

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Can tell your from the land of tall tails

I speak my truth the truth will set you free"

Indeed my friend indeed. It appears you are also wise

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass "

Wiggle it wiggle it wiggle it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How lovely

I hope you're frequently reminded of all of those things and more too xx

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Never mix glitter and jizms"

Sound advice

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass "

Got a great everything from what I can see

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Hello OP, that’s a lovely post and pinged up at just the right time. Also bottoms are awesome.

Mr TMN "

I'm glad and yes yes they are

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

They are off!

**swoons and gulps** great abs "

thank you

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How lovely

I hope you're frequently reminded of all of those things and more too xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

Wiggle it wiggle it wiggle it"

You going to join in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

Got a great everything from what I can see"

Stop it you'll make me blush

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Evening all. What have I missed?

Filth!!!

(And glitter)

Same thing!

**dusts some of the flitter off Ks jacket** you should just take all your clothed off

They are off!

**swoons and gulps** great abs

thank you "

No no thank you

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

Wiggle it wiggle it wiggle it

You going to join in "

**turns and wiggles bottom**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

Wiggle it wiggle it wiggle it

R

You going to join in

**turns and wiggles bottom**"

Right back at ya "wiggle wiggle"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm not sure about the rest but I've got a good ass

Got a great everything from what I can see

Stop it you'll make me blush "

That's the idea

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nice thought, but I'm an imperfect raggy doll

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Nice thought, but I'm an imperfect raggy doll "

What's wrong with that, Beauty is in imperfection. Each mark, bubble and flaw contributes to the unique beauty of the object.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Well I'm off to my glitter free bed!

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well I'm off to my glitter free bed! "

Can I come?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Well I'm off to my glitter free bed! "

Room for one more

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

"

I needed this. Thank you

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well I'm off to my glitter free bed!

Can I come?"

Yes, yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May have to wiggle my ass out of here and use the internet's for it sole purpose... A good wank

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"May have to wiggle my ass out of here and use the internet's for it sole purpose... A good wank "

Wiggle it my way

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

I needed this. Thank you"

It's my pleasure indeed

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well I'm off to my glitter free bed!

Can I come?

Yes, yes you can"

**yawns** come on K and bring the abs with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

I needed this. Thank you

It's my pleasure indeed "

One day maybe will believe you but doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May have to wiggle my ass out of here and use the internet's for it sole purpose... A good wank

Wiggle it my way "

Wiggle wiggle

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

I needed this. Thank you

It's my pleasure indeed

One day maybe will believe you but doubt it "

You look pretty in pink and I've looked at your bottom so why would you not believe me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, that was the most entertaining thread I've read in a while [*claps hands in applause] Thanks OP

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"She turns herself round and she smiles and she says this is it, that’s the end of the joke."

Or the end of the thread.

(Or is it?)

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"I've been told my bottom is cute

My smile is OK

My mind is insane

Yes I am more than enough, which is why I'm trying to use a couple of inches from my waist

I am doing an amazing job at like by just managing to survive

Cheers Knitter, that makes me incredibly desirable

Your hair is cool too"

You're very desirable Knitter xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

"

this is my new poster on my wall.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Just let me correct you on a few things

My arse in minging.

People hate me walking into a room.

I’m definitely insane

Yes I do weigh more than enough.

And I just got lucky in life.

The mr

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Well, that was the most entertaining thread I've read in a while [*claps hands in applause] Thanks OP "

**bows**

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"She turns herself round and she smiles and she says this is it, that’s the end of the joke.

Or the end of the thread.

(Or is it?)"

Nope

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm in a happy twirly spinny kinda mood but for those not feeling so great today I just wanted to say in case you forgot to remind yourself this morning……

Your bottom is perfect.

Your smile lights up a room.

Your mind is insanely cool.

You are way more than enough.

You are doing an amazing job at life.

That is all. Knitter

this is my new poster on my wall. "

Can you print a copy for everyone

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Just let me correct you on a few things

My arse in minging.

People hate me walking into a room.

I’m definitely insane

Yes I do weigh more than enough.

And I just got lucky in life.

The mr

"

Beauty is in imperfection. Each mark, bubble and flaw contributes to the unique beauty of the object

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bottom is accommodating.

My smile cracks my foundation.

My mind is insane.

I weigh more than enough.

But.... I am at least enjoying life.

*casts glitter and sequins and falls off heels whilst attempting to spin*

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By *nitter OP   Woman  over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"My bottom is accommodating.

My smile cracks my foundation.

My mind is insane.

I weigh more than enough.

But.... I am at least enjoying life.

*casts glitter and sequins and falls off heels whilst attempting to spin*

"

**sweeps in and helps Jennie off the floor**

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