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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.  "
There goes my appetite for the next few days. Epoxy resin.
I'd add a vom emote but I'm being good.  |
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"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight. "
 Sometimes, directly afterwards, I strain to summon the piss but it feels like I’ve got a serious limescale buildup in the pipe…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight. "
I've laughed way too much at this!!! |
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"It's real, occasionally. My seminal fluids are like epoxy resin: seals tight the 'eye' and I end up urinating on the ceiling. It's an amusing sight.
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Sometimes, directly afterwards, I strain to summon the piss but it feels like I’ve got a serious limescale buildup in the pipe… "
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It would be far easier to summon the dead than negotiate with anything concerning your Urethra. |
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By *KentMan
over a year ago
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"Same for us women to you know, like trying to do a push up with ya pee hole.
Yep especially if you’re swollen and sore from a bloody good rogering.  "
We need to bring back the term rogering! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh multiple streams are inevitable. Even worse when you have the stack of toilet rolls next to the toilet. End up doing a mark of Zorro if his name was Ian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's usually a plethora of options lol.
Build up and breaks through the cum at 100mph.
Sit down and force the fucker into the bowl.
It comes out in multiple angles and you've ended up pissing on anything in the near vicinity  |
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