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"Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend 
Do the boyfriends come free or are they extra because they’re a different gender?"
I don't think gender has as much to do with price as the general market appeal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually attached to their girlfriend or boyfriend
Do the boyfriends come free or are they extra because they’re a different gender?
I don't think gender has as much to do with price as the general market appeal."
Hmmmm. Thought men were more valuable in this world. That’s the vibes I get from society |
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"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?
Fresh outta girlfriends here  "
Just a few pennies, empty crisp packets, and slightly used butt plugs then  |
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"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?
Fresh outta girlfriends here
Just a few pennies, empty crisp packets, and slightly used butt plugs then "
You must be looking in the sofas in Xtasia, found a used condom once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The beach is usually full of lovely ladies. Get yourself a coolbox full of ice creams or cold drinks and stroll up and down offering to cool them down. You'll be their knight in shining armour |
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"Have you checked behind the sofa? well I don’t have any girlfriends so they’re not gonna be behind mine. Yours?
Fresh outta girlfriends here "
Ffs. That’s two of us then |
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"The beach is usually full of lovely ladies. Get yourself a coolbox full of ice creams or cold drinks and stroll up and down offering to cool them down. You'll be their knight in shining armour "
My terrible opinion is actually that I hate beaches  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You're young. You have a lot to offer. You're a good person. You're not undateable Pickle.
Go to Waitrose during the school hours when the yummy mummies have dropped off their offspring and are contemplating lambs lettuce or kale as a salad base.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're young. You have a lot to offer. You're a good person. You're not undateable Pickle.
Go to Waitrose during the school hours when the yummy mummies have dropped off their offspring and are contemplating lambs lettuce or kale as a salad base.
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Oh I’m definitely not undateable. I’m decent looking at the least |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
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Want one of mine?
There is an interview process though. You have to meet the minimum standards.
9pm Friday night in Manchester. Bring a pen, an apron, and a tarp for the task portions of the interview. |
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"Want one of mine?
There is an interview process though. You have to meet the minimum standards.
9pm Friday night in Manchester. Bring a pen, an apron, and a tarp for the task portions of the interview."
I’ll be in Manchester this weekend as it happens.  |
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