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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter** 
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
People are absolutely bollocks at this because they just don't want to be mean. They pull their punches and give a little tickle.
Its quite pathetic to see.
Oh me? Nah, I won't do that. I don't lower myself to insults, I'll just judge you from afar in quiet brooding contempt |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"People are absolutely bollocks at this because they just don't want to be mean. They pull their punches and give a little tickle.
Its quite pathetic to see.
Oh me? Nah, I won't do that. I don't lower myself to insults, I'll just judge you from afar in quiet brooding contempt "
I fancy you |
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"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great  "
That's just not fair to hear after I've been masked up sweating my little tush off all day.... Soon be time to raid the fridge tho. |
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"We're you born on the motorway??
As that's where most accidents happen
Factually that's incorrect they happen on country roads. Loving the insult though  "
Facts weren't asked for, just sheer insults |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!
And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.
I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right! |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!
That's the spirit 
It's not right insulting a lady.  "
It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"We're you born on the motorway??
As that's where most accidents happen
Factually that's incorrect they happen on country roads. Loving the insult though
Facts weren't asked for, just sheer insults "
You are right and I apologise |
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"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!
That's the spirit
It's not right insulting a lady.
It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner"
To be fair I'd love to mean to you...... But mother nature beat me too it.  |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!
And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.
I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right! "
Want an ice pop? |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's arse and ended up as brown stain on the sheet!!!
That's the spirit
It's not right insulting a lady.
It doesn't have to be directly at me, it can just be some that you've got on the burner
To be fair I'd love to mean to you...... But mother nature beat me too it. "
Snorted that time |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!
And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.
I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right!
Want an ice pop?"
Would love one |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I'm reasonably happy. My work is done for the day? Both cats are in so I'm having a nice relaxing evening with some archers and lemonade."
Oh I wouldn't mine a Margarita actually |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"It’s too hot. It shouldn’t be this warm in September, it’s not normal!!
And also, it’s hot BUT it feels a different sort of heat to Summer heat, so that you feel like you shouldn’t sit out in it because it’s not supposed to be like this.
I’m overthinking this I know, but it’s just not right!
Want an ice pop?
Would love one "
**pops to the freezer** |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I've been getting d*unk in the garden for the last few hours so I feel great
A new hair cut will help with that
I'm swooshing my head like a shampoo advert "
I'm sure you look stunning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry OP, I love a good rant but for the first time in ages, I'm feeling quite happy and chilled out, so I'm going to pass and just observe from the sidelines  |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Sorry OP, I love a good rant but for the first time in ages, I'm feeling quite happy and chilled out, so I'm going to pass and just observe from the sidelines "
Awww it's nice your feeling good. Happy for you and sending Knitter kisses |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
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I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami! |
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"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
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What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met. |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!"
Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met."
that's funny |
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I think the simple "go fuck yourself" has a lot of potential to go from being an insult to a compliment. Purely at face value, the words just mean have a wank - it could be extended to mean "As I'm not there, I'd like you to..."
So, OP, could you please gfy? |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I think the simple "go fuck yourself" has a lot of potential to go from being an insult to a compliment. Purely at face value, the words just mean have a wank - it could be extended to mean "As I'm not there, I'd like you to..."
So, OP, could you please gfy?"
Simply but powerful I like it. Well done you |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!
Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you"
Where am I getting those kisses out of interest? |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!
Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you
Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?"
Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!
Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you
Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?
Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah"
But WHERE _nitter! It's ok I'll work on flirting with you give it a mo |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"From the Monday blues, speeding cyclists, sweaty boobs and nasty messages from rejected fabbers I think there is some venting to be done.
So let's have, vent your frustration on me and let's hear your bestest and most creative insult.
I can take it so do your worst.
Knitter **crosses herself with her best glitter**
I fancy you and you haven't even noticed and it's raggggging me like the might of a tsunami!
Aww that's sweet. Knitter kisses and a bottom wiggle for you
Where am I getting those kisses out of interest?
Oh these ones mwah mwah mwah
But WHERE _nitter! It's ok I'll work on flirting with you give it a mo "
**waits** |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird "
I'm happy for you |
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"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird
I'm happy for you "
Thanks i have turnt a corner |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"I actually haven’t got anything to rant about, which is quite annoying because I normally have a good moan. But I suppose I am now moaning about not moaning weird
I'm happy for you
Thanks i have turnt a corner "
Long may it continue |
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"Its a bit melty
Now here is a lady I remember and I know you have a good insult for me.
Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!
There she is. Hello beautiful "
Hi sweetcheeks- I say this because she is saccarine!
Don't try and butter me up- you will slide up that hill, you are so smoothe! |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Its a bit melty
Now here is a lady I remember and I know you have a good insult for me.
Glitter pffft. Dandruff at best!
There she is. Hello beautiful
Hi sweetcheeks- I say this because she is saccarine!
Don't try and butter me up- you will slide up that hill, you are so smoothe! "
I'm not excessively sweet Test I'm the perfect amount  |
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By *nitter OP Woman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"You look like your face caught fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer.
(I'm kidding, you're gorgeous really)"
that insult
And thank you, you're rather stunning yourself |
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