Verily, ‘tis I, Mephistopheles here once again.
I’ve gone by a myriad of names over the years; Satan, Mr Blobby, celery, the shopkeeper in Mr Benn etc.
Indeed, you may remember me from such Biblical stories as tempting Eve with the forbidden apple and getting both her and Adam slung out of the Garden of Eden.
Ahhhhh….good times.
Anyhoo: I am requisite of your souls good folks.
Name your price, anything in fact: What can I tempt you with that you most desire in exchange?  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Birmingham Airport |
I demand a refund.
The last deal was for my soul in exchange for 48 hours in a hotel, a master key card and a virgin behind every door. I shouldn't have to specify that the virgins had to be female.
I was trapped in a Trainspotters convention for the entire 48 hours. |
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