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"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?"
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They seek whimsical notes of fiction, promises with substance, a whisper of sweet nothings, honourable compliments, assurances without conditions, reenactments of pleasure without the drama, afternoon tea, silken ropes and perfumed gardens in which to rendezvous for dangerous liaisons and a safe harbour for pillow talk. |
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At least 10 dick pics on the profile, especially one comparing a lynx can or sky remote to the size of it.
Very small amount of profile text.
A really short message like ‘hi, want me to bang you right now?’ And if they don’t respond within 5-10 minutes send the same message again, if you get no reply within two minutes from this often the best message to send them (in caps) is how ungrateful they are.
Point to note make sure to send lots of dick pics with the messages.
Make sure you let them know that you know exactly what they want.
This should definitely get you at least 100 meets a week. |
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"Cheesecake 
They’re blooming well insatiable for the stuff 
Not any old cheesecake, M&S Very Berry Cheesecake... A whole one please..."
I had one of those last week; I can indeed concur that they are absolutely delicious  |
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"Let me ask the hive mind and we will get back to you. "
I’ve long harboured a fantasy for a reverse gangbang. If I have sex with you while you’re connected to the hive mind is that like fucking all the women, everywhere, at once?
Enquiring minds want to know.  |
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"Let me ask the hive mind and we will get back to you.
I’ve long harboured a fantasy for a reverse gangbang. If I have sex with you while you’re connected to the hive mind is that like fucking all the women, everywhere, at once?
Enquiring minds want to know. "
It’s why it was first created. Obviously, it’s developed into so much more since but I think the functionality is still there in the background. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Right now? Well not right this minute.
I want fun. Positive interactions that make me smile. Fantastic sex with brilliant people who intrigue me and make me laugh. Without any feelings, any drama. I want to enjoy exploring my sexuality with people I can trust.
There's so much I haven't done and it's only the past couple of months I've had the chance to dip my toe into erm... things.
So if a message or profile hints that they could do any of those things? I'd probably be interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I kinda just want to feel wanted, as pathetic as that sounds.
But more like they want to actually get to know me and have that mental connection, instead of just “faf?” type of messages.  |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?"
What I want is some great chat, and if we are both feeling it some hot sex that will hopefully because at least semi regular.
Honestly I hardly read fab messages and if they are open it is probably because I have just recently been to a group social.
But when I do reply I want them to have skimmed my profile and write a short basic message about something that they have found interesting or funny. Then I want to read the well written profile they have to learn a bit about who they are so I can reply in a similar manner.
If I am messaging first then I will be messaging because of something interesting in the forum and/or written on thier profile.
But I am definitely not speaking for all women here! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I kinda just want to feel wanted, as pathetic as that sounds.
But more like they want to actually get to know me and have that mental connection, instead of just “faf?” type of messages. "
That doesn't sound pathetic at all! I'm the same. I like feeling like it's me they're lusting after, not just because I possess a vagina. |
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"Good face.
Hot bod.
Above average penis.
Hilarious personality.
And a little freaky in bed.
And this is why I haven't had sex in 424 days.
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Could be because you are hiding as well, I know it's been a while but I remember your profile and you are a firecracker xxx
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By *actcjcCouple
over a year ago
Swansea |
For us it's when men introduce themselves with more than a 'how are you?' And take the time to read our profile and make their message relevant.
Another thing we've found is that a lot of men will get pushy quickly in their messages, or start addressing only J (fem) rather than being respectful of us both.
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"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?
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They seek whimsical notes of fiction, promises with substance, a whisper of sweet nothings, honourable compliments, assurances without conditions, reenactments of pleasure without the drama, afternoon tea, silken ropes and perfumed gardens in which to rendezvous for dangerous liaisons and a safe harbour for pillow talk."
Not the chav sluts I meet.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?"
Be an award winning actor.
It halps.
A smidgen.
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"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?
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They seek whimsical notes of fiction, promises with substance, a whisper of sweet nothings, honourable compliments, assurances without conditions, reenactments of pleasure without the drama, afternoon tea, silken ropes and perfumed gardens in which to rendezvous for dangerous liaisons and a safe harbour for pillow talk.
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Not the chav sluts I meet.. "
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They'd need to have decent pics ,I don't respond to just cock pics or shadows.
I also like when they've filled in their profile ,so I can see what they like & offer.
I prefer single men ,over 34 and local to me ,either clean shaven or stubble,not a big beard .
All women are individuals though op so you won't get the same responses from us all.
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"Ladies be as brutally honest as you want, what do you want on here? What makes you reply or message a man?"
Mrs M here. X
What makes me respond..
Sexy profile pics that I find attractive.
Good profile text
Looking for FWB
Someone who can hold a conversation and is happy to message and get to know me/us.
Someone that's been here a whilst and has veris.
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Decent profile name and well written bio
Similar interests
Good quality, attractive pictures
The background in their pictures makes me feel like they’ve got their shit together (i.e. clean, well presented, no mess, nice furnishings)
Sexy body (for me, that means tall plus big/muscular)
Attractive face if shared (light eyes, beard are a bonus)
Polite intro message that hits the right note between non pushy, non generic, respectful, complimentary, a bit flirty but not crass.
Someone who is capable of great conversation and makes me laugh but also has sex appeal, confidence and charm.
Nice boxers and clothing if visible
Someone who is selective with obvious standards
That will do for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to catch a glimpse of your weird and wonder what else you have hidden away and I want to smile and inwardly laugh at the things you say and how you write. All that will make me want to swallow your cock. |
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"I (Luke) would like a lady to chat up Hannah. "
Well hello there Hannah ....... you are looking good ! Any more like you at home....... your hair smells like Spring flowers . Can I feel your boobs ? |
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Respect
Honesty
Humour
Consistency
Clear pictures not a mobile phone infront of your face and I'm sure it's what a lot of men too want on here
Were really not that different besides gender height facial features
Only the high maintenance materialistic women I can understand would be harder for a lot of men to keep up with unless him as a man likes those sorts of females in swinging life xx |
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