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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper  now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets!
Get down Wickes "
I can’t leave! |
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets!
Get down Wickes
I can’t leave!"
Have you stuck yourself to it now?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to add water to it to trigger the reaction some times as some varients require moisture to work
Just a drop or two"
Now you tell me  I can’t reach the sink without letting go of the thing stuck to the wall! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets!
Get down Wickes
I can’t leave!
Have you stuck yourself to it now? "
Haha no, that would be too dramatic |
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"You need to add water to it to trigger the reaction some times as some varients require moisture to work
Just a drop or two
Now you tell me I can’t reach the sink without letting go of the thing stuck to the wall!"
Spitting on it seems to work in other situations when moisture isn't immediately to hand 
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets!
Get down Wickes
I can’t leave!
Have you stuck yourself to it now?
Haha no, that would be too dramatic "
Also hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to add water to it to trigger the reaction some times as some varients require moisture to work
Just a drop or two
Now you tell me I can’t reach the sink without letting go of the thing stuck to the wall!
Spitting on it seems to work in other situations when moisture isn't immediately to hand
B"
I’ll film it and see if I can get to hot pics  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I thought superglue sets in seconds.
Think this has passed its best  "
Next time try semen. In extensive tests by experts it's been shown to have twice the adhesive qualities of even the best commercially available alternatives.
(Yes, I know, you need a man handy - not really my problem; I offer solutions, not details).
I'd do an "Ask a T-girl" thread if I didn't think it looked like I was copying JennieTV. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"You need to add water to it to trigger the reaction some times as some varients require moisture to work
Just a drop or two
Now you tell me I can’t reach the sink without letting go of the thing stuck to the wall!
Spitting on it seems to work in other situations when moisture isn't immediately to hand
B"
Beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought superglue sets in seconds.
Think this has passed its best
Next time try semen. In extensive tests by experts it's been shown to have twice the adhesive qualities of even the best commercially available alternatives.
(Yes, I know, you need a man handy - not really my problem; I offer solutions, not details).
I'd do an "Ask a T-girl" thread if I didn't think it looked like I was copying JennieTV. "
Sigh
Bet Jennie would give me some jizz if I asked nicely |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets! "
Poundland supetglue. That things sticks anything to anything with in seconds. I accidentally glue the shredder to the carpet trying to glue two prices of plastic together. Before within 5 seconds having to go to a tap because I glued my fingers to the plastic peices. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve superglued a bit of the loo roll holder to the wall because it’s broken and the walls are made from newspaper now I’m stuck here holding it until it sets!
Poundland supetglue. That things sticks anything to anything with in seconds. I accidentally glue the shredder to the carpet trying to glue two prices of plastic together. Before within 5 seconds having to go to a tap because I glued my fingers to the plastic peices."
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I thought superglue sets in seconds.
Think this has passed its best
Next time try semen. In extensive tests by experts it's been shown to have twice the adhesive qualities of even the best commercially available alternatives.
(Yes, I know, you need a man handy - not really my problem; I offer solutions, not details).
I'd do an "Ask a T-girl" thread if I didn't think it looked like I was copying JennieTV.
Sigh
Bet Jennie would give me some jizz if I asked nicely "
Oh, come, come, now... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You still waiting Fluffy?
J"
I made a nice tower out of loo rolls to support it and ran to grab some tape out of my van taped it up and hoping it’ll stick at some point before my next poo! |
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"You still waiting Fluffy?
J
I made a nice tower out of loo rolls to support it and ran to grab some tape out of my van taped it up and hoping it’ll stick at some point before my next poo!"
That's some MacGyver level ingenuity. Impact adhesive ready for the next poo, just in case.
J |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"You still waiting Fluffy?
J
I made a nice tower out of loo rolls to support it and ran to grab some tape out of my van taped it up and hoping it’ll stick at some point before my next poo!
That's some MacGyver level ingenuity. Impact adhesive ready for the next poo, just in case.
J"
Oh! Hang on... have you thought of using poo? Stay with me here - we had a cat in Botswana that used to dysfunctionally crap on the tiles in our lounge, and if it happened to dry, you litetally needed a paint scraper to get it off...
Just another helpful suggestion.
It's organic, too. Now that's upcycling!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry I don't mean to laugh but reading this situation pan out has made my morning I wish I had a good suggestion but I don't I'm just chuckling thank you "
We live and learn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You still waiting Fluffy?
J
I made a nice tower out of loo rolls to support it and ran to grab some tape out of my van taped it up and hoping it’ll stick at some point before my next poo!
That's some MacGyver level ingenuity. Impact adhesive ready for the next poo, just in case.
J
Oh! Hang on... have you thought of using poo? Stay with me here - we had a cat in Botswana that used to dysfunctionally crap on the tiles in our lounge, and if it happened to dry, you litetally needed a paint scraper to get it off...
Just another helpful suggestion.
It's organic, too. Now that's upcycling!
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Hmm  as ideas go i don’t think that’s your best! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey, traditional Zulu huts use dried cow poo for their floors - it's like concrete!
Ah well, just gunna leave that there...
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Bugger, and there’s me fresh out of cow poos! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Hey, traditional Zulu huts use dried cow poo for their floors - it's like concrete!
Ah well, just gunna leave that there...
Bugger, and there’s me fresh out of cow poos!"
At least you know this, in case you're ever stuck in rural Kwazulu-Natal and need to make a shelter.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hey, traditional Zulu huts use dried cow poo for their floors - it's like concrete!
Ah well, just gunna leave that there...
What happens if it gets wet? 
J"
Once it's dried, it's like concrete - water rolls off it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey, traditional Zulu huts use dried cow poo for their floors - it's like concrete!
Ah well, just gunna leave that there...
Bugger, and there’s me fresh out of cow poos!
At least you know this, in case you're ever stuck in rural Kwazulu-Natal and need to make a shelter. "
Noted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Superglue - it’s great stuff
….until you get it on your hands…..
... a bit like semen. And here we are again.  "
Davina I do believe you have a jizz fixation |
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"You still waiting Fluffy?
J
I made a nice tower out of loo rolls to support it and ran to grab some tape out of my van taped it up and hoping it’ll stick at some point before my next poo!"
I have visions of the holder getting stuck to your tower now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will the tape come unstuck....
Will the toilet rolls fall down...
Stay tuned for more breaking news..."
If I hear a crash in the night I’ll know what it is.. |
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