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The Gherkin and Pickled Egg Matchmaking Thread
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Yep, Cupid here reporting for duty once again my good folks 
I haven’t done one of these for a while but if you recall, science is the name of the game here my fine people.
Yes indeed, my foolproof matchmaking threads have previously got you all bonking like deranged beasts….possibly.
Anyhoo, what do you do?
Simply list which you prefer, Gherkins, pickled eggs or ‘neither’ if the mere mention of these fine delicacies renders you reaching (you bloody philistine, you!)
Next, list your personal favourite sexual position.
Now simply sit back and view everyone else’s answers…
See a match with exactly the same answers? - Well eeee by gum! - You are clearly soulmates and need to get jiggy in the boudoir pronto! 
Over to you now my sexual seekers and may the force be with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neither
And
That one where he’s behind you, you’re both kneeling, your back is to his front and you’re in control of the motion while his hand is on your clit and he’s biting your neck and his other hand is on your throat… yeah that one |
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"Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?
We both like different positions too. We’re fucked  "
Fear not - For science is my friend and it has just informed me that opposites attract
…..It has also asked me to ask you if you’d both consider introducing gherkins and pickled eggs as a sexual stimulus in your lovemaking? (A gherkin rubbed here, a pickled egg inserted there…)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?
We both like different positions too. We’re fucked
Fear not - For science is my friend and it has just informed me that opposites attract
…..It has also asked me to ask you if you’d both consider introducing gherkins and pickled eggs as a sexual stimulus in your lovemaking? (A gherkin rubbed here, a pickled egg inserted there…) "
Protein added to sex? Where do I sign up? |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
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Pickled Eggs
and
The one where she is lying on her side, you rest on your knees, straddle her lower leg,achieving penetration whilst her upper leg wraps around my back, pulling me in.
I expect zero matches based on the pickled eggs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neither
Doggy, arse right up though and body flat to the bed, arms outstretched. With a hand grabbing my hair with all the filthy talk and a hard spanking!  |
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"Gherkins
Doggy
Snap
Another match! See - this really works!
Science is a truly wonderful thing
P.S. I’m free to officiate at any subsequent weddings by the way… "
I have to get a divorce first...
J |
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"Neither
And
That one where he’s behind you, you’re both kneeling, your back is to his front and you’re in control of the motion while his hand is on your clit and he’s biting your neck and his other hand is on your throat… yeah that one "
I'm now aroused   |
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