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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Lovely folk of the lounge I need your useful tips and advice

I’m currently on holiday and the local mosquitos are using me like an all inclusive buffet

I’ve got plugs in my rooms, citronella spray on my body and a candle on the patio, Avon skin so soft oil (I was told that was good), mosquito bracelets on my wrists and ankles and aside from wrapping myself in bandages like a mummy I’m not sure what else may be helpful. I’m going to be coming home like a giant dot to dot!

All advice and tips welcome

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

It's only the females thst bite.

Just show them a dick pic and they won't want to know you anymore.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sounds stupid but deodorant all over you seems to work. I never get bitten but the person I went with got eaten! They tried this and it worked x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Get yourself a McDonald’s and keep it close by… even mosquitoes won’t eat that shite!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Get yourself a McDonald’s and keep it close by… even mosquitoes won’t eat that shite!"

No but then I’d be hovering about which is probably worse.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's only the females thst bite.

Just show them a dick pic and they won't want to know you anymore. "

Proposition them the obligatory ‘FAF?’ for sure fire protection

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sounds stupid but deodorant all over you seems to work. I never get bitten but the person I went with got eaten! They tried this and it worked x"

They used a stick one. Not sure if it makes a difference what type

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"It's only the females thst bite.

Just show them a dick pic and they won't want to know you anymore. "

I’ll open my inbox to them that will scare them off

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Get yourself a McDonald’s and keep it close by… even mosquitoes won’t eat that shite!"

Sound advice, will Burger King do as it’s nearer

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Get yourself a McDonald’s and keep it close by… even mosquitoes won’t eat that shite!

No but then I’d be hovering about which is probably worse. "

I could live with that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Skin So Soft works against Scottish midgies, I’m not convinced it’s any good against mosquitoes in other locales.

I usually find the best thing is to go to a local pharmacist wherever you are and ask them what works - because different products work in different places on different insects.

I’ve got some herbal stuff I picked up in the North of France that worked brilliantly there and does fuck all now I’m back home - the Scottish midgies aren’t put off by it at all.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Skin So Soft works against Scottish midgies, I’m not convinced it’s any good against mosquitoes in other locales.

I usually find the best thing is to go to a local pharmacist wherever you are and ask them what works - because different products work in different places on different insects.

I’ve got some herbal stuff I picked up in the North of France that worked brilliantly there and does fuck all now I’m back home - the Scottish midgies aren’t put off by it at all."

I’ve just bought some extra potent repellent from the pharmacy so I’m seeing how this goes

When I was in Italy in July I hardly got bitten at all

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Sounds stupid but deodorant all over you seems to work. I never get bitten but the person I went with got eaten! They tried this and it worked x

They used a stick one. Not sure if it makes a difference what type "

They must like my “Sure” watermelon scent too much

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"It's only the females thst bite.

Just show them a dick pic and they won't want to know you anymore.

Proposition them the obligatory ‘FAF?’ for sure fire protection "

I’m desperate, I’ll try anything

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By *uietguy689Man  over a year ago

Abingdon

Its a bit like not needing to outrun a tiger, but instead of being with someone slower than you, you just need to hang around with someone the mossies find tastier

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Tell them to buzz off.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Its a bit like not needing to outrun a tiger, but instead of being with someone slower than you, you just need to hang around with someone the mossies find tastier "

All applications for said post welcome

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Tell them to buzz off."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need something with a high DEET content to spray or roll on your skin.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"You need something with a high DEET content to spray or roll on your skin. "

It irritates my skin so can’t use it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I tried loads of stuff and kept getting bitten, in the end I stopped using it all and didn't get bitten anymore.

It baffled me but it worked.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need something with a high DEET content to spray or roll on your skin.

It irritates my skin so can’t use it "

Ohhh that’s a shame. Nothing else but high Deet content works for me. Avon skin so soft does nothing. Fingers crossed you find something.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"You need something with a high DEET content to spray or roll on your skin.

It irritates my skin so can’t use it

Ohhh that’s a shame. Nothing else but high Deet content works for me. Avon skin so soft does nothing. Fingers crossed you find something. "

I’m off to Croatia in 18 days so hoping I don’t get attacked there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one of those big blue zappers you usually see in catering businesses. The pops and bangs of the perishers meeting their end before sinking their blood sucking proboscis into my skin is very satisfying.

It has also proven to be a nuclear solution to a recent invasion of angry wasps into my inner sanctum. The heavy scent of roasted angry wasp is small price to pay to avoid the sting of their evicted fury.

Do what you can to keep them out, but take them out should they get in.

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have one of those big blue zappers you usually see in catering businesses. The pops and bangs of the perishers meeting their end before sinking their blood sucking proboscis into my skin is very satisfying.

It has also proven to be a nuclear solution to a recent invasion of angry wasps into my inner sanctum. The heavy scent of roasted angry wasp is small price to pay to avoid the sting of their evicted fury.

Do what you can to keep them out, but take them out should they get in. "

I need your big blue zapper in Majorca

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I have no idea because I get annihilated every time too, no matter what I do

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have no idea because I get annihilated every time too, no matter what I do "

I usually hardly get bitten. In Italy in July I had about five the whole holiday, I’m getting about five/six a day here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw calypso deet free spray but I don’t know if any good. Saw it in a shop called Bodycare. Not sure where else sells it.

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By *orthernJayMan  over a year ago

LHR

OP, in reality nothing works! Everybody gets bitten, it’s your individual body reaction that makes the difference!

Deet is the active compound in most of the decent repellent sprays, use that before you go outside especially in the evening.

Problem is, it smells unpleasant and tastes worse so you have to wash it off before any bodily contact unless you’re both using it.

Good antihistamines work, take them for the duration of your holiday and afterwards and before your next holiday.

Candles and plug in repellents only stop them flying around your immediate space and even then some variants of mozzie don’t care!

Personally I was plagued when relocating to Asia but now they don’t bother me even when bitten; my body doesn’t react to them anymore!

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Butt plugs dont stop mozzie bites its over rated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know it sounds boring and not what you want in holiday. But first thing in the morning and just as it’s starting to get dark. Keep covered up.

Generally if bites are above the knee they’re mosi bites. Below the knee while out they’re sandfly

100% deet is a killer! Literally they land on you they die. So they tend to stay away.

It’s not kind to them or your clothes though

So be careful

Enjoy the holiday

X

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

Eat garlic

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By *olf and RedCouple  over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston


"I know it sounds boring and not what you want in holiday. But first thing in the morning and just as it’s starting to get dark. Keep covered up.

Generally if bites are above the knee they’re mosi bites. Below the knee while out they’re sandfly

100% deet is a killer! Literally they land on you they die. So they tend to stay away.

It’s not kind to them or your clothes though

So be careful

Enjoy the holiday

X"

Agree about the sandfly, they had a good munch on my lower legs in Australia about 25 years ago. It wasn’t pleasant. Yet the next time I went, no bites.

Red

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By *orthernJayMan  over a year ago

LHR


"Eat garlic "

Doesn’t work!

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By *ookie46 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Thanks for the advice everyone

We are next to a big nature reserve so I don’t think that’s helping, strangely enough the three kids don’t have a bite between them

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Having been eaten alive in some godawful places on this planet there’s no lemon scented, skin softening body friendly solutions… and some people just get bitten more than others.

At night to sleep / read in bed…. mosquito nets. Burning mosquito coils and citronella candles don’t do a thing.

During the day and especially early evening, cover up as much as possible (clothing impregnated with repellent helps) and then whatever is left exposed apply 100% DEET. The watered-down ‘jungle formula’ is a joke to the little bastards.

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Having been eaten alive in some godawful places on this planet there’s no lemon scented, skin softening body friendly solutions… and some people just get bitten more than others.

At night to sleep / read in bed…. mosquito nets. Burning mosquito coils and citronella candles don’t do a thing.

During the day and especially early evening, cover up as much as possible (clothing impregnated with repellent helps) and then whatever is left exposed apply 100% DEET. The watered-down ‘jungle formula’ is a joke to the little bastards.

"

As a warning though, DEET dissolved a G shock watch strap in under a week

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