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Why haven't you met the poster above!
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
I'm not his type  |
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Distance and probably not what they’re after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him."
She only meets at clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him.
She only meets at clubs"
I know she thinks I’m sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh"
lounge pants hurt my eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like garlic too much to meet a vampire. |
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Not sure but need to rectify that asap |
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Every time I go to, I am mysteriously abducted by aliens… |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Not sure but need to rectify that asap"
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way. "
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave. |
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"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."
Cuz I'm a Dave, they don't like Dave's |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."
He can call me whatever he wants 
So I can't meet him because I would lose myself!  |
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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago
southeast , midlands, southern France |
Not my type  |
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"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."
A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army  |
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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago
Lives in Preston, Eng |
"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave.
A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army "
I didn't even know he existed until now... might need to make a trip home soon. |
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"Not sure but need to rectify that asap
His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.
As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.
I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.
I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave.
A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army
I didn't even know he existed until now... might need to make a trip home soon."
Fell free To come see Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cos he prefers yummy pussys |
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Cause I've never been to Scotland. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
He's from The Shire!
I ain't getting fucked by a hobbit! |
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Too hairy
Too far
Probably just not my type, dark chocolate men are my preference mainly xx |
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Distance
I could copy and paste that answer |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Distance
I could copy and paste that answer "
Because he’s never asked me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Distance
I could copy and paste that answer
Because he’s never asked me too "
Playing hard to get  |
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"Distance
I could copy and paste that answer
Because he’s never asked me too
Playing hard to get "
He’s in the bath.
Oh, he lives in bath.  |
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"Distance
I could copy and paste that answer
Because he’s never asked me too
Playing hard to get
He’s in the bath.
Oh, he lives in bath. "
He's too busy fiddling. |
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"Distance
I could copy and paste that answer
Because he’s never asked me too
Playing hard to get
He’s in the bath.
Oh, he lives in bath. "
Distance mainly! Else I’d have ridden him multiple times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix."
I reckon we would have had all the high fives if I was closer! |
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Because I’ve still not been to a club |
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"Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix.
I reckon we would have had all the high fives if I was closer!"
Woops my previous answer was for profile above you!
But you are suuuuuuuuper far away! |
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No, excuse not too.. only a matter of distance.. |
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By *it4uMan
over a year ago
Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France |
Dunno, she looks worthy of meeting |
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"Dunno, she looks worthy of meeting "
2fit4me |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"Never fancied it  "
Never had the chance  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Never fancied it
Never had the chance "
He's straight, I'm straight, He's in Gatwick, I'm in Glasgow.
I'd meet for a pint but, yanow, distance, preferences etc... |
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"Live too far away"
Wrong country.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live too far away"
Unfortunately they are too far away |
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They love to lick, i mean lick what? |
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"They love to lick, i mean lick what? "
Because I don’t want to |
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Just a lack of good timing, really. We’ll meet up eventually. I’m patient. |
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Geography. And she probably has too much taste  |
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"Live too far away"
I was at work when they visited Liverpool |
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Because they don’t meet blokes, and Leeds is a long way to go for a knockback. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because he's playing hard to get |
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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
Her name says it all really… |
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Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name "
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name "
Because distance (and we don’t meet single guys, minor point) |
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"Live too far away
I was at work when they visited Liverpool "
Can't be arsed |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again "
Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again
Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug "
I don’t know why we’ve not met yet |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again
Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug
I don’t know why we’ve not met yet "
Not sure… maybe we should? |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again
Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug
I don’t know why we’ve not met yet
Not sure… maybe we should? "
They bottled it |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again
Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug
I don’t know why we’ve not met yet
Not sure… maybe we should?
They bottled it "
Fuck right off
I’ll be back… |
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Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.
The mr "
Because cunts don't meet. |
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"Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.
The mr
Because cunts don't meet. "
Because she won't let me scissor the Mr tt
Mrs |
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"Because I'm a Tea drinker!"
Because legs are one of the most important part of the body |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"I’m not meeting atm "
Sheila not meeting atm |
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"I have no idea "
Ah now I do, it’s because he’s in Gatwick |
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Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too."
He's local, but we both like girls...
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"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too."
Because he hasn’t run the bath yet |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.
Because he hasn’t run the bath yet "
Because she is in her happy place |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.
Because he hasn’t run the bath yet "
Because I'd nick her Dolly t-shirt! |
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Because we’re crazy about Daizy but we’re also very lazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.
Because he hasn’t run the bath yet
Because I'd nick her Dolly t-shirt!"
Because she isn't looking for couples! |
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"My loss"
Because my body's too bootylicious for him |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"My loss
Because my body's too bootylicious for him "
Because she didn't ask |
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"My loss
Because my body's too bootylicious for him "
Cuz my hips would be to much for her |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"My loss
Because my body's too bootylicious for him
Cuz my hips would be to much for her "
I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My loss
Because my body's too bootylicious for him
Cuz my hips would be to much for her
I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping "
I can’t swim that far |
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"My loss
Because my body's too bootylicious for him
Cuz my hips would be to much for her
I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping
I can’t swim that far "
Because I would need a few yellow pages to be able to kiss his mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a land far far away .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is good at hide and seek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Distance |
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I don't have any wollen jumpers |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Haha"
Because he uses the word "yummy" |
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The Land of Boo isn’t in my GPS. |
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Lol delicious? Tasty? Just perfect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He is straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prefer Immune tea to Brooke bond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bromley is red light district |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"Straight"
Too far, but you never know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not into men |
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"Straight
Too far, but you never know"
Flights to Gatwick are just so bloody expensive |
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"Because I don't meet guys
But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name
Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again "
I'll make it worth your while  |
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I am currently living in cloud coocooland... distance is far to great... |
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No public transport to cuckooland |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"No public transport to cuckooland"
I'm not a couple.
And neither am I.
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"No public transport to cuckooland
I'm not a couple.
And neither am I.
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Because we still need to organise it |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No public transport to cuckooland
I'm not a couple.
And neither am I.
Because we still need to organise it "
She's always off being naughty somewhere |
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I *have* met the poster above. FFS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too far |
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Too far and not looking for cd’s/tv’s |
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"Too far"
Not looking for guys |
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"I'm too old!"
He’s been in hydeing |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I *have* met the poster above. FFS."
I wasn't that bad company |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company "
Won't meet smokers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers"
That's why! |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers
That's why! "
Also.... |
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"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers
That's why!
Also.... "
Probably should |
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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago
Gatwick |
"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers
That's why!
Also....
Probably should "
Let's do it |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers
That's why!
Also....
Probably should
Let's do it"
Too far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight
Em x"
She's never asked...
Jess xx |
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"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.
I wasn't that bad company
Won't meet smokers
That's why!
Also....
Probably should
Let's do it
Too far away "
I ain't a military guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight
Em x
She's never asked...
Jess xx"
We’ve never been formally introduced |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't swim |
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"I can't swim "
I don’t own a private jet to fly to him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't swim "
got no haggis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awaiting an invite"
He's dirty and flirty....
xx J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t meet guys |
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To straight and to far a way for me. |
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"Far to handsome for me "
You haven't seen my grid! You'd move further south! |
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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago
whitstable |
"To straight and to far a way for me. "
A little bit too far |
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"To straight and to far a way for me.
A little bit too far"
No ink! |
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"To straight and to far a way for me.
A little bit too far
No ink!"
Doesn't like a blank canvas. |
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By *20cplMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
He was caught bumming a puffin |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"He was caught bumming a puffin"
I have an allergy to Wookies
Gbat |
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"He was caught bumming a puffin
I have an allergy to Wookies
Gbat "
Distance! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
No invitation.
Oh yes, and I'm not currently meeting |
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^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason. |
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"He was caught bumming a puffin"
This has lost me??  |
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"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason."
He's the other side of the wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason.
He's the other side of the wall. "
Not been invited |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason.
He's the other side of the wall.
Not been invited "
Because he is a MORON |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are far too discerning to meet a scruff like me. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for |
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"Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for "
She's not in Glasgow |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Because I'm not what they are looking for and I'm too far away. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
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"Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for "
Why not kill 2 birds with one stone then mrs |
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