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Flirt with a Fabster : Rhyme edition THE RETURN!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is there anyone on Fab you’d like to bed?
Then say you’re in and join this thread
If they join too you can try your luck
And let them know that you’d like a fuck
Just one simple rule in this thread of mine
You should let them know by the medium of rhyme!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My poetic prowess lays on the ground, thin
But I guess what I'm saying is fuck it, I'm in."
I’m glad you’re in and this might sound silly
But any chance you can lick my willy?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline."
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m glad you’re in and this might sound silly
But any chance you can lick my willy?
Given the distance it seems not a chance
Over 500 miles for a no pants dance?"
It is a long way, that is for sure
But you always make think “oh Phwoar!”
You might think it silly, stupid or dumb,
But I’d *really* like you to swallow my cum!
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"I’m glad you’re in and this might sound silly
But any chance you can lick my willy?
Given the distance it seems not a chance
Over 500 miles for a no pants dance?"
We're closer though at fifty miles
That's surely worth it
To raise some smiles
And flirt and tease and with some luck
Get on so well that we all get to fuck? |
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline.
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay! "
Ohh Mr Berks
You have no idea how much it hurt
To hear you say
That you’re not gay
It should come as no shock
But I’d love to take that cock |
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"I’m glad you’re in and this might sound silly
But any chance you can lick my willy?
Given the distance it seems not a chance
Over 500 miles for a no pants dance?
We're closer though at fifty miles
That's surely worth it
To raise some smiles
And flirt and tease and with some luck
Get on so well that we all get to fuck?"
Still a hundred return, I don't do one way
At least not by choice, that area's grey. |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline.
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay! "
Haha Dan, this gave me fits, I’ve never heard of “sugar tits”… but while I’m here on this site of sin, I’ll go ahead and declare myself “In”… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline.
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay!
Ohh Mr Berks
You have no idea how much it hurt
To hear you say
That you’re not gay
It should come as no shock
But I’d love to take that cock"
Oh Ashley young man don’t be sad
Cos I’m old enough to be your Dad
I’m greying and wrinkly and getting quite old
And my cock is really nothing to behold! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Flirt yes
Rhyme ,no thanks !
I'll send you tits instead OP"
Boo you are sexy and I think you’re a fox
Who cares you can’t rhyme if you fill my inbox! |
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline.
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay!
Ohh Mr Berks
You have no idea how much it hurt
To hear you say
That you’re not gay
It should come as no shock
But I’d love to take that cock"
Brusk Joker I see you are very flirtatious
Your charm I'm sure is quite contagious
It's true to say that I'm not gay,
But if I was I'd make your day! |
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"I'm in, with a few bars
How about a few jars?
Always in for a few tipples,
Which I’m only saying ’cause it rhymes with nipples."
You don't make it easy, it's your name you see
How difficult the beat on the whole ArtyGee
But that being said, you're kinda alright
I'd maybe pick you, at the end of the night  |
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"Haha Dan, this gave me fits, I’ve never heard of “sugar tits”… but while I’m here on this site of sin, I’ll go ahead and declare myself “In”…"
Logan, you're cute, I do like your face
And your chest, and your words, kinda you're ace  |
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"But, but I can't rhyme
And yet I really want to
Sob, no flirts for me
Posh, I would do you
Not just for the sly haiku.
Will I need a crew?"
If a crew you need
I'd be a fool not to say
Pick me, pick me, Prey
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"Lips, tits, hips,
Right down to the fingertips.
You’re gorgeous Prey, now open wide,
I want to put my cock inside.
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Open my mouth or open my thighs?
The two are quite different, but both satisfy. |
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"Mr Berks,
Your rhyming irks
Even though you're fine
I will decline.
You’ve had to decline and I’m in bits
As I quite fancy that Sugar Tits
Mr ain’t bad either I have to say
But must be clear : I’m deffo not gay!
Haha Dan, this gave me fits, I’ve never heard of “sugar tits”… but while I’m here on this site of sin, I’ll go ahead and declare myself “In”…"
Who's Sugar Tits? I hear you cry
A question to which I must reply
She's a godess, an angel and one of a kind
A deviant type who will mess with your mind
And if you still don't know, you're 'avin a laugh
She is of course my other half! |
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"I’m glad you’re in and this might sound silly
But any chance you can lick my willy?
Given the distance it seems not a chance
Over 500 miles for a no pants dance?
We're closer though at fifty miles
That's surely worth it
To raise some smiles
And flirt and tease and with some luck
Get on so well that we all get to fuck?
Still a hundred return, I don't do one way
At least not by choice, that area's grey."
Then perhaps we should meet at middle distance
Or we could come to you with some persistence. |
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"Open my mouth or open my thighs?
The two are quite different, but both satisfy.
I struggled to make my decision rhyme,
So fuck it - ignoring either would be a crime."
You're going for both? Greedy, but fair.
But which one first? Still a decision there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone on Fab you’d like to bed?
Then say you’re in and join this thread
If they join too you can try your luck
And let them know that you’d like a fuck
Just one simple rule in this thread of mine
You should let them know by the medium of rhyme!
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Hi my name is Demi,
And I’m feeling rather alone.
I hope you’ve got a semi,
You can show me over the phone.  |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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"Haha Dan, this gave me fits, I’ve never heard of “sugar tits”… but while I’m here on this site of sin, I’ll go ahead and declare myself “In”…
Logan, you're cute, I do like your face
And your chest, and your words, kinda you're ace "
Why thank you Prey, you Cumbrian star, I’m sure you’ve noticed I’ve admired from afar.
But this flirting with Rose to me sounds absurd until I realised there maybe room for a third..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And Demi, I love those lush lips of yours,
But you know I also want to get into your drawers."
Which lips are you talking about?
Actually don’t tell me, I’ll wait and find out.  |
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"But, but I can't rhyme
And yet I really want to
Sob, no flirts for me"
I’ll flirt with though you’re not so posh,
You can’t rhyme for shit but I’ll give you a nosh,
Bring me those boobies and give me kiss,
I bet you’re still classy covered in piss.
Well I just put myself in the gutter didn’t I!  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
Do we need an appointment
On this Friday night time
I'll bring along the disappointment
But who is gonna bring the wine
Careful now, protect your bum
Because Coyote Ugly is here
and she is on the rum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, but I can't rhyme
And yet I really want to
Sob, no flirts for me
I’ll flirt with though you’re not so posh,
You can’t rhyme for shit but I’ll give you a nosh,
Bring me those boobies and give me kiss,
I bet you’re still classy covered in piss.
Well I just put myself in the gutter didn’t I! "
Resplendent in the gutter,
Surrounded by dog ends and trash
We always knew you were filthy
Can I have a quick go on your gash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nobody wants the weird tranny
The bloke in the wig and the heels
Who sits with her legs spead wide open
Hoping that somebody feels.
Does anyone wsnt the weird tranny?
The one with the size 10 feet
Who is realky a dirty old pervert
But tries very hard to be sweet
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"Prey,
I've said before
I'll say again
But when all is said and done
My fartbox
Sits here waiting
To be punched hard by your tongue
..
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#YouAreWelcome"
Jennie you heathen, that's barely a rhyme
I'm starting to question if it's worth my time
But lucky for you, my month's always keen
So open that fart box, and make sure it's clean!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My success of fab is matched by my ability to rhyme
It’s non existent and I don’t know what the reason is. "
Crazy Craig is his name
He’s unsuccessful in this game
His inability to write some ditties
Prevents him from sucking on titties |
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If I met the weird tranny in the queue at the bar,
I’d give her arse a tweak.
That big tranny and I might not be going far,
But the flirting would be off the sheet.
(Sorry. Off the chart didn’t rhyme.)  |
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"But, but I can't rhyme
And yet I really want to
Sob, no flirts for me
I’ll flirt with though you’re not so posh,
You can’t rhyme for shit but I’ll give you a nosh,
Bring me those boobies and give me kiss,
I bet you’re still classy covered in piss.
Well I just put myself in the gutter didn’t I!
Resplendent in the gutter,
Surrounded by dog ends and trash
We always knew you were filthy
Can I have a quick go on your gash? "
Filthy maybe, a minx for sure,
If you want my gash come knock on my door,
Although you say tranny it has to be said,
You can bring either one straight to my bed!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My success of fab is matched by my ability to rhyme
It’s non existent and I don’t know what the reason is.
Crazy Craig is his name
He’s unsuccessful in this game
His inability to write some ditties
Prevents him from sucking on titties"
There could be hope for me yet
I can feel my rhyming bones grown
My expectations are not high for what I might get
But whatever I do I’ll make sure it gets shown. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My success of fab is matched by my ability to rhyme
It’s non existent and I don’t know what the reason is.
Crazy Craig is his name
He’s unsuccessful in this game
His inability to write some ditties
Prevents him from sucking on titties
There could be hope for me yet
I can feel my rhyming bones grown
My expectations are not high for what I might get
But whatever I do I’ll make sure it gets shown. "
Good news folks, Craigs found his rhyme
It’s happened at last and not before time
Now come on ladies, please don’t be afraid
Now do your bit, let’s get Craig laid!
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"So far on this thread I've drawn a blank.
I guess it's just me tonight, some deep heat and a wank.
A"
Deep heat to wank! You must be mad.
Surely you’ll burn and will make yourself sad.
Coconut oil is what I’d suggest,
So have a great wank and get some good rest
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"I think we should start with that talented throat,
Because, after all, I’ve heard you’re the g.o.a.t.
An excellent choice, it matches my own
Now where shall this happen? In public or home?"
At home is OK
But in public would be ace
If you're as good as they say
Can I cover your face?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Count me in, this is my game
If not, I think I'll die in shame
To find that one up for flirty fun
So DanBerks are you the one?
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Well Alexa I hope I’m a match
As you certainly look quite the catch
But I don’t want you to end up all whiny
When you realise my cock is tiny ..
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"So far on this thread I've drawn a blank.
I guess it's just me tonight, some deep heat and a wank.
A
Deep heat to wank! You must be mad.
Surely you’ll burn and will make yourself sad.
Coconut oil is what I’d suggest,
So have a great wank and get some good rest
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Coconut oil certainly does the trick
Feels particularly nice when applied to a dick
Sadly right now I seem to have none
But then again, two hands are much better than one......
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"I can’t flirt
I can’t rhyme
Fuck I’m in
Pass the wine
If you have the time
I have the wine
A bottle is fine or even a glass
As long as you take it.........
I'll leave it there.  "
My ass is old
I’m feeling fine
Is it the hot tub
Or is it wine? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll provide the wine, get yourself to mine, I'm sure we'll do just fine!!!
You and me
And the wine
Combination sounds divine
Oops! Wet patch
Or wine stain
Your house keeper will complain! "
A wet patch on the bedding is what they’ll see,
But to the real question: is squirting just wee? |
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"I'll provide the wine, get yourself to mine, I'm sure we'll do just fine!!!
You and me
And the wine
Combination sounds divine
Oops! Wet patch
Or wine stain
Your house keeper will complain!
A wet patch on the bedding is what they’ll see,
But to the real question: is squirting just wee? "
My bladder is weak
But so is my will
Let’s just go for it
I’m on the pill! |
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"I can’t flirt
I can’t rhyme
Fuck I’m in
Pass the wine
If you have the time
I have the wine
A bottle is fine or even a glass
As long as you take it.........
I'll leave it there.
My ass is old
I’m feeling fine
Is it the hot tub
Or is it wine? "
The tub hot
The wine is cold
You're as young as the person you feel
You're not old.
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"I think we should start with that talented throat,
Because, after all, I’ve heard you’re the g.o.a.t.
An excellent choice, it matches my own
Now where shall this happen? In public or home?
At home is OK
But in public would be ace
If you're as good as they say
Can I cover your face? "
In the queue I’ll take my place
For you to cover my face
I’m shooting my shot
Because frankly, you’re hot.
Save me some of that wine
And I’ll give you head that’s sublime |
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By *heggMan
over a year ago
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"So far on this thread I've drawn a blank.
I guess it's just me tonight, some deep heat and a wank.
A
Deep heat to wank! You must be mad.
Surely you’ll burn and will make yourself sad.
Coconut oil is what I’d suggest,
So have a great wank and get some good rest
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In the coal-black, cold black night
As the oil pours I think I might
Let my mind wander to the Valleys and what I'd like to do
With a lovely redhead whose eyes are startling blue... |
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Now, I am thinking
Bedding a Fabster?
Is that boat sailing or sinking?
Don't they all now have a master?
I don't know, am I wrong?
Perhaps, why my bed is empty?
High time I got out the gong?
I am in, should I get you some tea? |
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