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Oh my god, I so, so want...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

I want 4:30 to roll round asap

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I want penis too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want 4:30 to roll round asap "

I'm holding out for 4...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

[helicopters my way to Posh]

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

You can have the other halfs one of you'd like? The hussy put a picture up without sending me one. So I'll be happy to chop it off and send it in the post

What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not in"

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Penis.

Erm.

Well.

What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.

I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.

And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[helicopters my way to Posh]"

I wish

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs

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By *ilth N KinkCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn

Kink (female)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can have the other halfs one of you'd like? The hussy put a picture up without sending me one. So I'll be happy to chop it off and send it in the post

What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later "

I fabbed it. I'm gonna need the rest of the person attached though I'm afraid. Can he swim?

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By *romethiousMan over a year ago

barkston ash

"I want penis too

"
at this moment I bet there’s 100s of offers now in your in box

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Penis.

Erm.

Well.

What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.

I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.

And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me."

I was talking about PSL today aswell funnily enough

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Penis.

Erm.

Well.

What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.

I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.

And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me."

I was being restrained. And not in the fun way.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs "

Now I want that too!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

Now that you've mentioned it, I wouldn't say no to a nice penis as well.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn

Kink (female)"

I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

Now that you've mentioned it, I wouldn't say no to a nice penis as well.

See.

Penis is good

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

A cider ice lolly.....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Penis.

Erm.

Well.

What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.

I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.

And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me.

I was talking about PSL today aswell funnily enough

Yes! It's happening.

It's soon going to be witching season. They need to hurry up and release them because I've already made up my mind that they're going to be my sex fuel for the coming months. And I need them out for this weekend.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

Oh. Now that's an idea...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cider ice lolly....."

I could get one of those... the shop just there has them

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

Now that you've mentioned it, I wouldn't say no to a nice penis as well.

See.

Penis is good"

Yes. Yes it is.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"A cider ice lolly.....

I could get one of those... the shop just there has them"

If you get one don't tell me how nice it is

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

Oi! You've already got one! Dont go and nick mine.

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

Right now, I just really want a holiday

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I’m a giver

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

Oi! You've already got one! Dont go and nick mine.

You would need to still be attached for what I have in mind.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

Oi! You've already got one! Dont go and nick mine.

You would need to still be attached for what I have in mind.

Erm, you misunderstood, I'm not offering mine, mine, I'm talking about luring whatever man I bamboozle away from me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A cider ice lolly.....

I could get one of those... the shop just there has them

If you get one don't tell me how nice it is

I don't have the energy to go...

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

I told you, no!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m a giver

Come on then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?"

A penis is as good as a holiday.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m a giver

Come on then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I told you, no! "

Meanie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

A penis is as good as a holiday. "

Although the two together...

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?"

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I dare say someone will be along in a min and flop their penis out.....

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I told you, no!

Meanie"

Fine. You can't have it but I'm happy to shown it for those that want it.

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By *umplayerMan over a year ago

Chester

Also to suck a penis

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I dare say someone will be along in a min and flop their penis out.....

My inbox has just jumped a few numbers...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I told you, no!

Meanie

Fine. You can't have it but I'm happy to shown it for those that want it. "

Yay!

Hang on.

Not yay. Meanie.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also to suck a penis

That's cos they're awesome.

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’d quite like to be in a long grassed meadow in the Peak district or waiting for sunset but seeing as I don’t have a time capsule I’ll settle for being on the runway ready to take off on Friday

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

A massage! My legs are in bits!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me..."

It depends on whether you're trying to wash the dishes.

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me..."

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a rather long list but I'll cut it down:

a. For a lady to suck on my penis like she is trying to devour my very soul.

b. For a lady to ride my cock like a teenager rides a moped being chased through the city centre.

c. For everyone on my hotlist to spontaneously send me a friend request then form an orderly queue in alphabetical order to meet me over the next 12 months.

d. To get a call from a radio competition in the next 5 minutes so I can win £118,000 and take the holiday to end all holidays (with everyone on my friends list).

e. For Creme Eggs to go back to their original recipe.

f. Wagon wheels to go back ti their original size.

g. to get a voicenote from all the ladies with sexy accents (posh and / or Scottish, Irish, Welsh, European (any).)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d quite like to be in a long grassed meadow in the Peak district or waiting for sunset but seeing as I don’t have a time capsule I’ll settle for being on the runway ready to take off on Friday

Those sound like fun things too!

I prefer shirt grass though... cos ticks.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A massage! My legs are in bits!"

That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

It depends on whether you're trying to wash the dishes."

I don't know...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want an egg banjo

but out of eggs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a rather long list but I'll cut it down:

a. For a lady to suck on my penis like she is trying to devour my very soul.

b. For a lady to ride my cock like a teenager rides a moped being chased through the city centre.

c. For everyone on my hotlist to spontaneously send me a friend request then form an orderly queue in alphabetical order to meet me over the next 12 months.

d. To get a call from a radio competition in the next 5 minutes so I can win £118,000 and take the holiday to end all holidays (with everyone on my friends list).

e. For Creme Eggs to go back to their original recipe.

f. Wagon wheels to go back ti their original size.

g. to get a voicenote from all the ladies with sexy accents (posh and / or Scottish, Irish, Welsh, European (any).)

I mean... I could do the first two if you were here...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want an egg banjo

but out of eggs

What is this witchcraft?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am now going for achievable. Poached eggs on toast it is.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme."

Ready when you are

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am now going for achievable. Poached eggs on toast it is.

Pffft.

We are all about the desire... not the achievable

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Not saying what I really want because you ladies have been thirsty recently and I'm having trouble keeping up with my messages

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke "

This is very generous indeed!

How far are you from all the penis desirers?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme.

Ready when you are

I'm ready and waiting!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not saying what I really want because you ladies have been thirsty recently and I'm having trouble keeping up with my messages

It's ok. It's me. We all know.

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme.

Ready when you are

I'm ready and waiting!"

Shame I'm outside of your age range though

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I mean... I could do the first two if you were here..."

Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to be the owner of the penis that you want to suck.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke

This is very generous indeed!

How far are you from all the penis desirers?"

Ruislip!? Ooh, he's just down the road, really... (well, 45 minutes drive).

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme.

Ready when you are

I'm ready and waiting!

Shame I'm outside of your age range though

I don't read messages anyway, lovely... you're missing nothing

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By *cnugatugMan over a year ago

Chatham

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

"
I so so so want to bury my face in between those beautiful chest pillows you have

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

A double soft whippy with sherbet sprinkles and a flake! X

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"You can have the other halfs one of you'd like? The hussy put a picture up without sending me one. So I'll be happy to chop it off and send it in the post

What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later

I fabbed it. I'm gonna need the rest of the person attached though I'm afraid. Can he swim?"

Yeah, I can see your part of the coast from the window. Maybe I can catapult him over?

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By *irtyboy 21Man over a year ago

skelmersdale

A reply now and again would be good lol

Or even better a meet

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By *heExcommMan over a year ago

Llantrisant

"Right now, I just really want a holiday

Not a penis?

Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough

They never annoy me...

Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you

Not at all. Gimme.

Ready when you are

I'm ready and waiting!

Shame I'm outside of your age range though

I don't read messages anyway, lovely... you're missing nothing

I rarely send them anyway cause I struggle getting replies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I mean... I could do the first two if you were here...

Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do

I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks

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By *smith87Man over a year ago

totton

Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

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By *cnugatugMan over a year ago

Chatham

I also just want to meet more people from here too

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

"A massage! My legs are in bits!

That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis..."

Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to be the owner of the penis that you want to suck. "

I think Cede was sorting out a ticketing system...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke

This is very generous indeed!

How far are you from all the penis desirers?

Ruislip!? Ooh, he's just down the road, really... (well, 45 minutes drive).

Is a start...

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke

This is very generous indeed!

How far are you from all the penis desirers?"

I suspect the answer is not as close as I'd need to be. Does anybody know of any penis-desirers in Uxbridge?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

I so so so want to bury my face in between those beautiful chest pillows you have "

As long as you're cold. I'm too hot already!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A reply now and again would be good lol

Or even better a meet "

Be strong. You'll get one.

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I’ve given it some thought, and I’m not convinced I want to suck a penis. Just being honest.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I also just want to meet more people from here too "

They're way overrated if I'm anything to go by

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By *immo1867Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A massage! My legs are in bits!

That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis...

Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?

Deal. If I can have a cold shower between.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though.

I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running.

Luke

This is very generous indeed!

How far are you from all the penis desirers?

I suspect the answer is not as close as I'd need to be. Does anybody know of any penis-desirers in Uxbridge? "

Sadly I know none

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve given it some thought, and I’m not convinced I want to suck a penis. Just being honest."

Well, to make up for it... I'll suck yours.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? "

Absolutely.

Do you have a need or desire?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw"

Do you have one handy?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

I'm happy to let you share mine.

Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

I'm happy to let you share mine.

Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you."

Can I have pringles instead? Please

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I mean... I could do the first two if you were here...

Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do

I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°.................................

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

I'm happy to let you share mine.

Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you.

Can I have pringles instead? Please

OK.. but bring goggles when you come to suck mine, because once I pop I also never stop.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here?

Absolutely.

Do you have a need or desire?"

I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time

(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I mean... I could do the first two if you were here...

Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do

I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks

Sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want penis too

Soul sisters

I'm happy to let you share mine.

Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you.

Can I have pringles instead? Please

OK.. but bring goggles when you come to suck mine, because once I pop I also never stop."

Onnit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here?

Absolutely.

Do you have a need or desire?

I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time

(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)

I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked.

But socks are nice too

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By *immo1867Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw

Do you have one handy?"

That's the unfortunate part

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

A particular forumite with whom I feel a real connection with

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here?

Absolutely.

Do you have a need or desire?

I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time

(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)

I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked.

But socks are nice too"

Oh - I see (I’m really slow today)

A desire to have mine orally caressed. Oh yes

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs

Now I want that too!"

He can restrain us both

Mrs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw

Do you have one handy?

That's the unfortunate part"

That's annoying.

I feel your pain.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A particular forumite with whom I feel a real connection with"

I hope you get this desire fulfilled!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here?

Absolutely.

Do you have a need or desire?

I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time

(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)

I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked.

But socks are nice too

Oh - I see (I’m really slow today)

A desire to have mine orally caressed. Oh yes

It's the heat. It bamboozles.

In.

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By *ilth N KinkCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn

Kink (female)

I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare."

Haha yeah paperwork is a fun killer, Shame

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause

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By *ycanNightsMan over a year ago

Workington

Ahh...what I really want is to fuck her mouth

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs

Now I want that too!

He can restrain us both

Mrs "

Ooooo yes please

The mr

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going

Knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

Cock tease!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs

Now I want that too!

He can restrain us both

Mrs "

Yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn

Kink (female)

I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare.

Haha yeah paperwork is a fun killer, Shame

It is!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause

I'm a good cause

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ahh...what I really want is to fuck her mouth

That's just teasing...

Cos you don't mean meeee

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause

I'm a good cause

I was hoping you’d say that

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By *smith87Man over a year ago

totton

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?"

Lush getting me hard hete

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that

Mrs

Now I want that too!

He can restrain us both

Mrs

Ooooo yes please

The mr "

Let's do it.

In an air conditioned room

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

Cock tease!

I'm not teasing any cocks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause

I'm a good cause

I was hoping you’d say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

I challenge every man to a duel.

Similar to conkers. Only the hardest survives to fight the next penis

Until only the hardest and strongest remains, as the worthy winner for Posh

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By *ore4fundevonCouple over a year ago

West Devon

I mean I'm a fellow Devonite and would be more than willing for you to use mine Buuuut I would need a permission slip from the wife

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going

Knew I could rely on you

It’s the tart in me…. I can’t help it

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll? "

A meat packed one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?

Lush getting me hard hete"

That's exactly my aim. Obvs

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By *ore4fundevonCouple over a year ago

West Devon

"I mean I'm a fellow Devonite and would be more than willing for you to use mine Buuuut I would need a permission slip from the wife

Or bring the wife along...

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll?

A meat packed one

Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

No. No duvet. Is too hot.

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"A particular forumite with whom I feel a real connection with

I hope you get this desire fulfilled!"

It's certainly looking promising

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll?

A meat packed one

Ohhhh I see what you did there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I challenge every man to a duel.

Similar to conkers. Only the hardest survives to fight the next penis

Until only the hardest and strongest remains, as the worthy winner for Posh

And now this needs to happen.

*Googles how to set up pay per view*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going

Knew I could rely on you

It’s the tart in me…. I can’t help it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll?

A meat packed one

Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?

I'm the moist bit of pastry between the flaky pastry and the meat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I mean I'm a fellow Devonite and would be more than willing for you to use mine Buuuut I would need a permission slip from the wife

Or bring the wife along... "

Acceptable...

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

I wished I had something to add but sadly I don't

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

I want your lips around my cock!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wished I had something to add but sadly I don't "

You want nothing! This is a good thing.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book).

What kind of sausage roll?

A meat packed one

Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?

I'm the moist bit of pastry between the flaky pastry and the meat

Well everytime I eat a sausage roll I will think of you

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

"A massage! My legs are in bits!

That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis...

Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?

Deal. If I can have a cold shower between."

Deal

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

I want your lips around my cock!!

Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat?

OK. Lips only

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

What I'd really like right now if I'm honest is just a nice kiss and a cuddle........ If that lead to more that's a bonus but a cuddle woukd be fab

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A massage! My legs are in bits!

That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis...

Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?

Deal. If I can have a cold shower between.

Deal

Youre too kind

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By *flkfunseekerMan over a year ago

Norwich

I want to be smothered in large breasts

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "

Good lass yourself!

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

I want your lips around my cock!!

Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat?

OK. Lips only

If you had my cock in your possession you could do anything you wanted to it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What I'd really like right now if I'm honest is just a nice kiss and a cuddle........ If that lead to more that's a bonus but a cuddle woukd be fab

Throw in air con and I'm in.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to be smothered in large breasts "

Sounds warm...

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "

Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

I want your lips around my cock!!

Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat?

OK. Lips only

If you had my cock in your possession you could do anything you wanted to it.

Does it come with a certificate of authenticity?

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By *smith87Man over a year ago

totton

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?

Lush getting me hard hete

That's exactly my aim. Obvs"

I sent you a mail

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.

Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory? "

This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?

Lush getting me hard hete

That's exactly my aim. Obvs

I sent you a mail "

In the inbox?

That's a dark, dark place I'm too afraid to go...

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By *eally_RosieWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I’d like penis too Posh, but I’d settle for not being at work until 10pm

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d like penis too Posh, but I’d settle for not being at work until 10pm

That sucks, Rosie!

Or not...

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.

Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory?

This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want."

Can I take you to bed then please?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.

Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory?

This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want.

Can I take you to bed then please?

Right now? I'll have to pack up the market stall first...

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"... to suck a penis.

I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it.

If I can't have penis I want a cold shower.

What do you so, so want, Loungers?

Has your inbox melted yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of those all encompassing cuddles where you feel safe and protected in some strong and very willing arms. Forehead kisses and hair stroking as they let me fall asleep in their arms.

Quite honestly it's the dream of all dreams.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"I’d like penis too Posh, but I’d settle for not being at work until 10pm

That sucks, Rosie!

Or not..."

I won't mention I've finished till Tuesday then.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

Can I be on the long-list.

I'm above average size

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.

I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "

Would be happy to give you access to mine.

Shame you're so far away though

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

A restomodded BMW 635 3.0 CSL in black & gold

Failing that having my penis sucked.

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"One of those all encompassing cuddles where you feel safe and protected in some strong and very willing arms. Forehead kisses and hair stroking as they let me fall asleep in their arms.

Quite honestly it's the dream of all dreams.

Coughs quietly to get your attention.

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By *smith87Man over a year ago

totton

"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly.

How am I doing?

Lush getting me hard hete

That's exactly my aim. Obvs

I sent you a mail

In the inbox?

That's a dark, dark place I'm too afraid to go..."

Yeah or you could message me first lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My inbox has melted.

Thank you all for indulging me... again.

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By *ake_or_deathMan over a year ago

Manchester

Right now? To be kneeling between the spread thighs of a lovely lady who is enjoying the attentions of my lips and tongue.

Same as every day, really.

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