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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apparently guys get so bored they shove stuff down their foreskin, yeah I'm not surprised either.
I don't wanna miss out on this er, fun.
So ladies, what can we do with the old labia. I guess it's dependant on size and er stretchiness? Can you hide a mini daim bar in there? See how many bulldog clips you can get on?
I've so not tried those...
All ideas welcome!
*Yes I've had rum
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case 
Sshhhhh I have lots of pretty stationary.  "
Well if it's pretty... I'm in!  |
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"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case "
You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed 
As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case
You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed
As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head."
Adam...
Shhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case
You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed
As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head.
Adam...
Shhhhhhh"
Oh I have these!!! I shall pack them don't worry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them 
Like tie the conkers on? Or just bash them against each other?
In my head they’re tied on, hanging low. Bashing each other. "
I can picture it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex had two female friends that were gay and they use to play blindfolded,
Guess what's in your box,
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We're breeching health and safety by shoving random stuff up the love canal.
But, what was in their box??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make mine dance like two slugs mating.
I nearly spilt my rum!! 
I give them little slug voices too."
Like the red and yellow cartoon thing!!! Wait, give me a sec... |
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"Could try flappy pat-a-cake?
I need more details "
It's still at concept stage, but I'm thinking that it starts as pairwork with some flap-slapping to a song. The more talented and coordinated amongst us could do it in groups. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could try flappy pat-a-cake?
I need more details
It's still at concept stage, but I'm thinking that it starts as pairwork with some flap-slapping to a song. The more talented and coordinated amongst us could do it in groups."
It could work! And who doesn't like group fun. Oh yeah, that's me, but for others sure!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?! "
Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work. |
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"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?!
Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work."
Now for a catchy name. Flaps Of Fortune? |
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"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?!
Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work.
Now for a catchy name. Flaps Of Fortune? "
Fortune smeller |
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"My ex had two female friends that were gay and they use to play blindfolded,
Guess what's in your box,
We're breeching health and safety by shoving random stuff up the love canal.
But, what was in their box??
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I never found out,
But they did it d*unk so I can imagine what was placed inside them, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?
Zero. I can do that"
You heard it here first girls. Add this lady as a fab filter. She'll engulf all unsolicited peacock attachments so you don't have to. |
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"Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?
Zero. I can do that
You heard it here first girls. Add this lady as a fab filter. She'll engulf all unsolicited peacock attachments so you don't have to. "
AHH I like peacocks. They're pretty |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it
That doesn't surprise me.
Nor me"
What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it
That doesn't surprise me.
Nor me
What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy!"
How did you manage it without grazing your hip bones on the table? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it
That doesn't surprise me.
Nor me
What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy!
How did you manage it without grazing your hip bones on the table?"
Oh I don't have hips.
I don't know I can't remember nanna I was young! But no injuries were caused. Apart from the mental ones from anyone that may have used that pen afterwards |
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