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Work socials with tbe entire team, I'd agree (50+ people in my team)
An after work "quick half" with colleagues I also consider friends, love it. Chance to decompress, and have a bit of a moan |
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over a year ago
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"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him 
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred 
Omg that's worse  "
I've been guilty of this. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse "
I know but I do see boobs and stuff so you know, I'll take it. |
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"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse
I know but I do see boobs and stuff so you know, I'll take it. "
Every little helps Brucey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse
I've been guilty of this.
You sent him boob love? "
I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.
Don't tell him though - he'll never know. |
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By *pandjMan
over a year ago
Sparkford |
Package holidays in some identikit resort with samey food and annoying Brits/Russians/Yanks depending on location who spend all day at the bar.
Also owning dogs. Love them but also love giving them back. |
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"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse
I've been guilty of this.
You sent him boob love?
I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.
Don't tell him though - he'll never know."
I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I actually do like half the things mentioned.
The other half can get in the bin.
Okay, Thanos! "
I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded... |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse
I've been guilty of this.
You sent him boob love?
I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.
Don't tell him though - he'll never know.
I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that "
Oh I knew what it was I just didn't want you knowing how much it turned me on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Package holidays in some identikit resort with samey food and annoying Brits/Russians/Yanks depending on location who spend all day at the bar.
Also owning dogs. Love them but also love giving them back."
- I’ll take the Russians  , take your point on package hols - but dogs are gorgeous, dog owners truly love them 
Oh and rocket, no one really likes rocket surely ?!  |
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"Brucey.
I haven't seen anyone say they like him
They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred
Omg that's worse
I've been guilty of this.
You sent him boob love?
I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.
Don't tell him though - he'll never know.
I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that
Oh I knew what it was I just didn't want you knowing how much it turned me on "
The ladies all wish they had my butt, actually so do some of the guys on here |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"Other people’s children."
To be fair, I don't pretend.
I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.
Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Other people’s children.
To be fair, I don't pretend.
I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.
Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more. "
I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first  |
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"I actually do like half the things mentioned.
The other half can get in the bin.
Okay, Thanos!
I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded..."
Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock? |
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"Other people’s children.
To be fair, I don't pretend.
I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.
Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.
I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first "
Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Other people’s children.
To be fair, I don't pretend.
I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.
Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.
I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first
Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though "
I like setting my older nephew on them. It means I don’t get the blame |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I actually do like half the things mentioned.
The other half can get in the bin.
Okay, Thanos!
I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded...
Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock?"
Meh. They both have ballbags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
I thought we were friends. I told you about those as a friend because I thought you wanted to know! You even asked! "
It’s only acceptable if I’m in it. |
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"Other people’s children.
To be fair, I don't pretend.
I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.
Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.
I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first
Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though
I like setting my older nephew on them. It means I don’t get the blame "
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"I actually do like half the things mentioned.
The other half can get in the bin.
Okay, Thanos!
I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded...
Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock?
Meh. They both have ballbags"
Wonder if Thanos balls were heavier than mine one before that wank... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams. "
When they ask you what you think it means 
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life."
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life."
My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!"
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall "
Don't do that, we here rely on the nudes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall "
Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day "
Oh so that's when she DMS me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me! "
You can have her when she’s being like that |
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that "
I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that "
I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall
Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam "
I love her to death but sometimes I wish I could just block her number |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that
I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry! "
Upper hair or lower? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that
I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream "
She made me go without sex for the best part of a month because of it. We work different shifts and she had that dream the one night we got to spend together in like 26 days. This was a year and a half ago and as you can see I’m still not over it |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that
I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!
Upper hair or lower? "
Start with upper, I'm classy like that and respect you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall
Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam
I love her to death but sometimes I wish I could just block her number "
Mine adores me for some strange reason but no matter what I say she disagrees. It gets old fast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Non sexual please
I think people pretend to like..
Hiking
I love hiking!!
+ thread hijackers, people that make everything about them
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Oops - just realised, nobody pretends to love them |
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Looking at other people's houses...
my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'
Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites
wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.
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"Looking at other people's houses...
my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'
Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites
wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.
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I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why. |
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that
I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!
Upper hair or lower?
Start with upper, I'm classy like that and respect you! "
Top man |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Looking at other people's houses...
my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'
Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites
wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.
I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why."
Probably the same reasons I give a guided tour of my penis |
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"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.
When they ask you what you think it means
It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.
To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!
When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day
Oh so that's when she DMS me!
You can have her when she’s being like that
I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream
She made me go without sex for the best part of a month because of it. We work different shifts and she had that dream the one night we got to spend together in like 26 days. This was a year and a half ago and as you can see I’m still not over it "
Damn those dreams and the real world consequences they can have |
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"Looking at other people's houses...
my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'
Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites
wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.
I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why.
Probably the same reasons I give a guided tour of my penis"
Quick tour was it? |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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This 1 is a bit controversial but just an observation:
Ladies football had they not reached the finals or semi finals majority of people wouldn’t have care or even known the Women’s football World Cup was on!
Like I said just an observation, I don’t like football in general men or women I’m more into motorsports |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Olives.
Come on!!
They are just nasty. Admit it."
 I buy a 2&1/2kg tub of kalamata olives for myself every month.
Decaf coffee...WHY??...why does it exist?..why coffee breath with no buzz?....why not drink something else?... |
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Coffee does not belong on food people lol 