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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. I’ve been booked in for a presentation at the local village Incel society next month and I can’t quite come up with the words to explain it to them?
Can anyone help to put it into clearly understandable English?
It’s a difficult as explaining the smell of a perfume really, isn’t it?
And, as I’m a fully-inclusive Fabster, what about the taste of spunk too? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it  "
you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there"
I might tell them it tastes like the smell of their gamer chair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there
I might tell them it tastes like the smell of their gamer chair? "
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"Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"
I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...
Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly  There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.
Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.
Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc 
Either way I LOVE both yummmm. |
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""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"
I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...
Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.
Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.
Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc
Either way I LOVE both yummmm."
^^ he’s a taster |
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"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be
I thought that was Skittles?
Exactly, taste the rainbow "
I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average...... |
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"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be
I thought that was Skittles?
Exactly, taste the rainbow
I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......"
Use minitab to help you  |
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"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be
I thought that was Skittles?
Exactly, taste the rainbow
I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......
Use minitab to help you "
Got it
Now, how to collect the data  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be
I thought that was Skittles?
Exactly, taste the rainbow
I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......
Use minitab to help you
Got it
Now, how to collect the data "
Influx of dudes offering their input I am sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study 
Please see above for the study I am running on the subject..... "
I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP? "
I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.
The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?
I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.
The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about! "
Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?
I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.
The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!
Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol "
Spider diagrams |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?
I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.
The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!
Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol
Spider diagrams"
Lol, if that is the case just take a blackboard and chalk |
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"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study
Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....
I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x "
No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.
PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice
Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach"
Oh pls god no more (bang on!) descriptions pls!! Why did I read why did I read why did I read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bar be cued next doors cat. It had a kind of smokey pigeon flavour about it. "
I literally belly laughed in a public place at this response and then most of the posts in this forum post. Laughed is infectious, most of those around were laughing in the end, and none of them know that I was laughing over the taste of pussy.
Thank you op and all posters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study
Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....
I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x
No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.
PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us! "
By all means message me and I can sort out a time to have a taste test lol x |
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""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"
I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...
Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.
Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.
Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc
Either way I LOVE both yummmm."
If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.
If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.
Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease. |
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The clues to taste are in the removal of the underwear … if like an old sticker you have to heat the knickers with a hairdryer and peel off bit by bit avoiding ripping them then it could be a sign of an over ripe pussy which for the younger taster might be a little gamey. However if the knickers fly off with little resistance and you hear a choir singing the hallelujah chorus as they do then you should find a perfectly presented pussy which has been tended to lovingly to provide a heavenly taste experience. |
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""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"
I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...
Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.
Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.
Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc
Either way I LOVE both yummmm.
If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.
If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.
Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease. "
Agree x
only twice have I experienced whiffy ones and one in particular still makes me gag as you could have used that smell for riot control - that was not a meeting that I went through with.  |
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"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study
Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....
I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x
No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.
PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us!
By all means message me and I can sort out a time to have a taste test lol x "
It's not on our end so we can't change anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study
Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....
I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x "
I can volunteer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice
Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach
You’ve actually tasted bleach? "
You mean, you haven't tasted bleach?! |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"
I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...
Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.
Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.
Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc
Either way I LOVE both yummmm."
You're a connoisseur  |
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depends on the person to whom the pussy belongs...
the first one I tasted was kind of lemony, with a strong citrus aftertaste
the second one curry/onions... spicy and hot...
third one bleachey... well, we had just climbed out of the swimming pool...
etc etc each one totally unique. |
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"I would love to know as well but haven’ the fortunate experience to know, so if there is any local ladies willing to help me I would appreciate it"
Change your profile name to 'Steve 68' then. Nearly but not quite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste I can categorically state I’ve never done this"
and not dissing anyone that has |
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste I can categorically state I’ve never done this"
Are you sure though? You might have done it subconsciously in the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste I can categorically state I’ve never done this
Are you sure though? You might have done it subconsciously in the moment "
 pretty sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand? "
Scouts honour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout "
I could of been |
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Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it! |
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been"
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough "
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know. "
Strict, sour faced and uptight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.
Strict, sour faced and uptight? "
That's me now. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.
Strict, sour faced and uptight?
That's me now."
So still a nun! Just a fallen one |
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".. I’ve been booked in for a presentation at the local village Incel society next month and I can’t quite come up with the words to explain it to them?
Can anyone help to put it into clearly understandable English?
It’s a difficult as explaining the smell of a perfume really, isn’t it?
And, as I’m a fully-inclusive Fabster, what about the taste of spunk too?
Thanks in advance! "
Like stale horseradish sauce.
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know. "
Yeah sure |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
Nr Leicester |
"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.
Strict, sour faced and uptight?
That's me now."
Keep going hun! They're hooked.. Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.
Strict, sour faced and uptight?
That's me now.
Keep going hun! They're hooked.. Mrs x"
I do like a guy with low standards. |
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" If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.
If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.
Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease. "
Tastes of fish, not smells of!!
Anyway that's just a saying and a way of introducing the subject.
Sour and bitter are two separate things. PH level = sourness. Bitter, think coffee or paracetamol. Cum is definitely bitter, esp in smokers.
So .. at this talk/presentation thing, how about a taste test? All you need are 4 vaginas (3 plus a control) and 4 cocks. That will liven things up nicely lol. |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
Nr Leicester |
"I'm happy never knowing
Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste
Pinkie promise
Swear it on your strap on and wand?
Scouts honour
You were never a scout
I could of been
Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough
I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.
Strict, sour faced and uptight?
That's me now.
Keep going hun! They're hooked.. Mrs x
I do like a guy with low standards."
Sorry I will have to agree to disagree with you there..  |
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" If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.
If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.
Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease.
Tastes of fish, not smells of!!
Anyway that's just a saying and a way of introducing the subject.
Sour and bitter are two separate things. PH level = sourness. Bitter, think coffee or paracetamol. Cum is definitely bitter, esp in smokers.
So .. at this talk/presentation thing, how about a taste test? All you need are 4 vaginas (3 plus a control) and 4 cocks. That will liven things up nicely lol."
We taste what we smell ..... if it tastes of fish it smells of fish |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Kinda the same taste as a slug
Do you have experience of tasting slugs?  "
There are plenty of flaccid cock pics that look like slugs. When the owners can't even be bothered to get them erect for the pic... and they ask why I think they are lazy lovers... |
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