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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had that many crushes.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx"

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Wouldn't need group sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit back and watch them all flirt with each other, then watch the show as they all forget I'm in the corner

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whichever one is showing the most cleavage

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x"

You beat me to it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

There quite few on this thread and I've feeling more turn up .but I'm so shy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id have a room to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id have a room to myself. "

Not even Ryan?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’d flirt with them all. Both. Him.

However many it may be at the time.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Whichever one is showing the most cleavage

It’s like you can read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If all my crushes were in one room, I would probably not be allowed in

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We are swingers and poly people after all. At least there’s no jealousy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me."

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to "

You see them all loads

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Sure, why not?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't need group sex

One at a time I don’t get it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

I bloody love you Natalie

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

I’m stealing this… in the nicest possible way darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Sure, why not?

Exactly. Why not

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Whichever one is showing the most cleavage

It’s like you can read my mind

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see "

Not for long

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

Not for long

I’m suddenly excited for Manchester again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

I bloody love you Natalie

Thanks definitely thought it was a good way to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

I’m stealing this… in the nicest possible way darling

Feel free to beautiful and your welcome

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

Not for long

You got the lube, LB?

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

I have a few I crush on, they don’t crush on me so I’d probably have to just leave the room and make plan b

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

Not for long

You got the lube, LB? "

Will I bleed? Will it hurt? Fuck it don’t tell me just put it in

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to

You see them all loads"

You want people's honest realistic answers though, right?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

Not for long

You got the lube, LB? "

Does Amber shit in the bed?

I’m always ready

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Get d*unk. Flirt with them all and blame it in the booze.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Run!

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

Natalie, I am just thinking of the admin nightmare! Luckily I don't have enough crushes to need this system!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok logically thinking cap on also we going to need to big hotel

Split them in to 3 smaller groups randomly

By make them pic paper out a hat or something colour paper

Red group 1 blue group 2 yellow group 3

Then ones separated in to they random groups

Group 1 gets asked for a full on orgy

Group 2 gets asked for one on one sex in a different room as the rest off the group waits

Group 3 gets asked if they like a one on one date / day out kind off meet with sex at the end

This logic ensures I am not going to alienent the whole group off people and get nothing

As askIng for a orgy with the whole group

My in turn alienent the group as maybe some don’t get along or don’t fancy that person in the group or they offend that they getting seconds or 3rds

So by splitting them in to groups I will have a better chance off not offended everyone

Yes they be drop outs on all groups apart from the last I think

But it’s the best and most fairest way possible

Also one in groups you can trade bween groups if you like

Ie if someone in the orgy group but ones a one on one date time meet and someone in that group that wouldn’t mind the orgy feel free to swap groups

Natalie, I am just thinking of the admin nightmare! Luckily I don't have enough crushes to need this system!

Admin nightmare isn’t that bad with planners on phone to do the admin work for you

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have a few I crush on, they don’t crush on me so I’d probably have to just leave the room and make plan b

I mean… no one crushes on you at all…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to

You see them all loads

You want people's honest realistic answers though, right?"

Yeah that’s true you got me there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a few I crush on, they don’t crush on me so I’d probably have to just leave the room and make plan b

I mean… no one crushes on you at all…

You do!

you’re telling him you crush on him

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have a few I crush on, they don’t crush on me so I’d probably have to just leave the room and make plan b

I mean… no one crushes on you at all…

You do!

you’re telling him you crush on him

Darling the people I crush on know that I crush on them. I’m a direct kind of bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a few I crush on, they don’t crush on me so I’d probably have to just leave the room and make plan b

I mean… no one crushes on you at all…

You do!

you’re telling him you crush on him

Darling the people I crush on know that I crush on them. I’m a direct kind of bird

My kinda bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The room would be empty..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The room would be empty..

In the words of Kendrick Lamar- GIRL, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS D-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to

You see them all loads

You want people's honest realistic answers though, right?

Yeah that’s true you got me there "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one I see most often would naturally be who I gravitate to

You see them all loads

You want people's honest realistic answers though, right?

Yeah that’s true you got me there

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx"

Flirt with all of them! Assuming this is a swingers event. If not then scale the flirting back.

I probably wouldn't suggest the group sex but would be delighted if someone else did. But what are the chances all my crushes also fancied me and each other!

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

3 simple words.

Spin. The. Bottle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Flirt with all of them! Assuming this is a swingers event. If not then scale the flirting back.

I probably wouldn't suggest the group sex but would be delighted if someone else did. But what are the chances all my crushes also fancied me and each other!"

I fancy you and whoever else you do. Groupsex? Please?!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

The few who liked me the most!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings "

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x"

You’d better fancy me more than these other forum losers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*"

Girlllllll!

Come here!

Sorry everyone she’s with me she’s not pushing in she’s with me!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"3 simple words.

Spin. The. Bottle."

NAILED IT

Close thread, Pickle

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

You’d better fancy me more than these other forum losers "

A shut mouth catches no flies pickle

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see "

I HIGHLY recommend it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"3 simple words.

Spin. The. Bottle.

NAILED IT

Close thread, Pickle

I wish I had the power to close threads.

*daydreams*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

You’d better fancy me more than these other forum losers

A shut mouth catches no flies pickle

Or any penis, Em!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x

You beat me to it

No actually BUT now I’m thinking that will be a dilemma. What say you two? Both people I have confessed to crushing on, will you do the group sex with me?

Well this escalated quickly

I’m a group sex Virgin you see

I HIGHLY recommend it. "

Ok that’s three! Any more?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*

Girlllllll!

Come here!

Sorry everyone she’s with me she’s not pushing in she’s with me! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The room would be empty..

In the words of Kendrick Lamar- GIRL, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS D-"

Like I said.. room, empty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx"

I think you know the answer.

Stud muffin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*"

Group sex it is then

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The room would be empty..

In the words of Kendrick Lamar- GIRL, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS D-

Like I said.. room, empty.

I know you ain’t sneak dissing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x"

Anyone that laughs at my jokes is 100% flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

I think you know the answer.

Stud muffin

Well you didn’t suggest group sex when I saw you last

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x"

Yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*

Group sex it is then

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

You’d better fancy me more than these other forum losers

A shut mouth catches no flies pickle

Or any penis, Em!

Aha but you see, I can open it when I please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sit in the corner and hope that at least one of them comes over and talks to me

Hey Shivs, budge up...

Well that worked a lot faster than I thought it would

I had to get in quick. There's a queue forming...

Yes I’m in it

Me and the other short kings

I’m in the queue too..

*waves*

Group sex it is then

"
me too? I got you to the front of this queue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x

Anyone that laughs at my jokes is 100% flirting with me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

You’d better fancy me more than these other forum losers

A shut mouth catches no flies pickle

Or any penis, Em!

Aha but you see, I can open it when I please

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?"

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x

Yes

Thank the lord or I'd be doomed

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Fuck me I have to flirt!

Errmm does nervous smiling and awkwardness and laughing count

Tinder x

Anyone that laughs at my jokes is 100% flirting with me"

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

Your ex wife then

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

So anyone naked yet?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Turn the lights off and play guess who

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x"

He does...

;-)

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)"

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

Which lips?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?"

Only if you survive LB Brucey

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Only if you survive LB Brucey

C'mon _ittlebird it's YOLO - have you not seen his thighs? So much more to peck on there!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

Which lips?

•

That ones that would wrap tight around my phallus, without malice.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

Your ex wife then

•

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

Crush or lust hmm

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)"

Yes. I mean please. I mean yes please

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By *ashMan over a year ago

Westhoughton

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx"

I would flirt with whoever presents herself the best.. Probably would love if we can get naught in front of others watching either to leave us alone or join in..

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?"

Brucey did you just pee on my leg

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?"

Well, we couldn't make her choose - it's too cruel...

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Only if you survive LB Brucey

C'mon _ittlebird it's YOLO - have you not seen his thighs? So much more to peck on there!"

Brucey… I look at YOLOs thighs a lot…

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The one who would be the most geographically closest to me.

What if you all work in the same office and live relatively close?

•

I'm afraid it would then have to be the one with the tightest pussy, biggest breasts and loosest lips!

Which lips?

•

That ones that would wrap tight around my phallus, without malice.

Oh both sets then… thanks for clarifying

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Brucey did you just pee on my leg

Is that an Irish phrase for something? I haven't peed in ages now you mention it ....

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Only if you survive LB Brucey

C'mon _ittlebird it's YOLO - have you not seen his thighs? So much more to peck on there!

Brucey… I look at YOLOs thighs a lot…

I mean why did I even ask

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Brucey did you just pee on my leg

Is that an Irish phrase for something? I haven't peed in ages now you mention it ....

I reckon it was squirt

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Brucey did you just pee on my leg

Is that an Irish phrase for something? I haven't peed in ages now you mention it ....

I reckon it was squirt

I have no doubt she could make me squirt to be fair

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

Hot damn I'm in too!

Tinder x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This thread is a prime example of why I shouldn’t be allowed at the lounge socials.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is a prime example of why I shouldn’t be allowed at the lounge socials."

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The room would be empty..

In the words of Kendrick Lamar- GIRL, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS D-

Like I said.. room, empty.

I know you ain’t sneak dissing me

What if I am

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Too many people. I'm going home. They can be germy together

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Spoilsport

You and I know how much fun it would be. But not in writing.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

It would be a room full of broad shouldered beefy bearded types

and I would flirt with everyone, there’s enough of me to go around

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Yayyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too many people. I'm going home. They can be germy together"

Germany? Why are they in it

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Spoilsport

You and I know how much fun it would be. But not in writing."

Oh I know… I’m all about the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The room would be empty..

In the words of Kendrick Lamar- GIRL, I KNOW YOU WANT THIS D-

Like I said.. room, empty.

I know you ain’t sneak dissing me

What if I am

Spanks!

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Oh now you've put you me and _ittlebird in her head and she's gonna go crazy...

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Poor old Brucey. He will be smiling though…

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Why? I’m all about the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

God you’re perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Why? I’m all about the fun

Fuck it. In

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Too many people. I'm going home. They can be germy together"

•

Punking out already, I see?? Scaredy cat.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

Bøø doesn't have a mind.

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Just focus on whoever I fancy the most I suppose. If they fancy me back obvs

Em x

He does...

;-)

Sorry I took the top spot....I know this is awkward but you're welcome to join?

Only if you survive LB Brucey

C'mon _ittlebird it's YOLO - have you not seen his thighs? So much more to peck on there!

Brucey… I look at YOLOs thighs a lot…

We all look at Yolo's thighs and gym videos

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

* said no one ever

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

* incoming *

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

* said no one ever

I’ll do the dominating please LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things"

For you darling… anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

Yes! I think an orgy is needed. I can’t decide if I want you on my face or my lap for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things"

You’re welcome in the group sex too

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

Yes! I think an orgy is needed. I can’t decide if I want you on my face or my lap for it"

Just let me know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

You’re welcome in the group sex too

I'll look after the teas and coffees

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero..."

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

Yes! I think an orgy is needed. I can’t decide if I want you on my face or my lap for it

Just let me know

A rainbow emoji? It’s giving not interested

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

You’re welcome in the group sex too

I'll look after the teas and coffees "

Dead.

Suck someone off or something!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

You’re welcome in the group sex too

I'll look after the teas and coffees

Dead.

Suck someone off or something!"

sit on your face?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

Yes! I think an orgy is needed. I can’t decide if I want you on my face or my lap for it

Just let me know

A rainbow emoji? It’s giving not interested "

Then you take it wrong. This one better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

You’re welcome in the group sex too

I'll look after the teas and coffees

Dead.

Suck someone off or something!

sit on your face? "

Yeah I’d eat some bum. I don’t want any sweetcorn though, Jen?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd team up with Littlebird and take quite a few on.....

Starting with Brucey

Does this mean I can’t get with Littlebird now?

Littlebird has her own mind... what she says goes

She does indeed… I do love to be dominant

Oh my Queen!

Make me do bad things

You’re welcome in the group sex too

I'll look after the teas and coffees "

You’ll be too busy for teas and coffees

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve just got the actual point of this thread now Mr Pickle… group sex arrangements for the lounge?

Am I right?

Yes! I think an orgy is needed. I can’t decide if I want you on my face or my lap for it

Just let me know

A rainbow emoji? It’s giving not interested

Then you take it wrong. This one better?

Now I’m horny again

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless."

there's a first

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless."

Good, I don't like my victims to speak much

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless.

there's a first"

•

Oooh, you bitch!

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I'm utterly speechless."

This HAS to be put into the Fab archive. For posterity

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm utterly speechless.

This HAS to be put into the Fab archive. For posterity

•

Le Petit Oiseau, I •am• the Fab Archive!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless.

Good, I don't like my victims to speak much

•

I won't be doing much debating if there's a left breast in my month.

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By *arlequin_tearsMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx"

Being honest, I suspect my crushes would be more interested in each other than even noticing me LOL

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

"Bøø doesn't have a mind.

My minds too filthy to upset how yours works Nero...

•

I like your filthy mind. It matches your filthy body.

Just wait until you see what it can do then when my drawers fall off .....

•

I'm utterly speechless.

Good, I don't like my victims to speak much

•

I won't be doing much debating if there's a left breast in my month."

Do you mean mouth?

And why the left one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Being honest, I suspect my crushes would be more interested in each other than even noticing me LOL"

but what a view!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm utterly speechless.

This HAS to be put into the Fab archive. For posterity

Points for LB!

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"I wish I had that many crushes.

"
we've one on you.. just saying.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I'm utterly speechless.

This HAS to be put into the Fab archive. For posterity

Points for LB!

Woop woop!

I’ll be handing out the awards next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

)

•

Le Petit Oiseau, I •am• the Fap Archive!

Works for me

Frequently

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

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Le Petit Oiseau, I •am• the Fap Archive!

Works for me

Frequently"

Jennie. I love you

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By *arlequin_tearsMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"but what a view! "

No one wants to turn up to a match only to be told they're never going to play and will just have to sit in the stands.

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By *octor ProdMan over a year ago

working Overseas

A room full of my cduahes and an opportunity to flirt; heaven.

Yes at some point I would allude to us all vetting naked

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By *mber81Woman over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?

in"

Amber and Jennie? In AF

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?

in"

You both know you made the cut

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?

You both know you made the cut

Do not steal my orgy Pickle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right I am going to bed. In my absence please consider me for the group sex. If I make the short list add me to the telegram group and I will audition. I want all the cunt and all the cock at once.

In the cold hard light of a Friday morning before starting work I have rethought this. And I am even more in.

There appears to be no audition requests in my inbox though so I am assuming that I didn't make the short list. Any other rejects want a reject orgy?

You both know you made the cut

Do not steal my orgy Pickle!

It’s you that came in here stepping on toes like this is love island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who do you flirt with?

Do you genuinely suggest group sex? Serious answers only xx

Is this your quandary for the upcoming social, Pickle?

Mrs TMN x"

Social you say hmmm, where and when pretty please

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

See Pickle, I wouldn't flirt with anyone. I'd run out of the room too embarrassed to say anything.

Not very sexy huh?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I don’t flirt, I fuck

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