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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks; I’m sure that we’ve all done the following at some point: At the eleventh hour, you suddenly remember/are reminded that it’s someone’s birthday/anniversary etc.

Unfortunately and as a direct result, it leaves you precious little time to put any particular deep thought into what you will buy for them so you resort to rushing out to grab pretty much any old shit before handing it over.

In relation to the above; What is the worst gift/present that you have ever given to someone?

Also, what is the shittiest present that someone has ever given to you?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I don't give crap gifts. If they're not at least good, I don't bother. What's the point? I'd just say ah sorry, I forgot, I'll take you out for dinner/drinks/suck your cock instead.

I've had some questionable gifts over the years - items containing my allergen that she knows about.

Things picked up from houses on the way out, last minute. I once received some already unwrapped flowers, in kitchen towel because they said the colour would really suit my decor.

As long as there's some thought, I'm generally grateful. None at all and I'd rather they didn't bother.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

I've received socks and a mug seperate presents but they were fine it was the thought that counted

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By *he Silver FuxMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I once received a child’s bendy robot doll from an elderly great aunt for my birthday.

I was 19.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone got us a wedding gift that they obviously pulled out from the back of their cupboard on the way out the door because it was still covered in dust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex was awful at present buying.

He brought me socks many times, he said my feet were always cold.

For valentines he once gave me a plastic replica of the Vegas sign.. still no idea why.

The worst was the time he got me these plastic gardening gloves that resembled the gloves vets put on when they shove an arm up a cows bum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dad bought my mum a kettle, twat

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Someone got us a wedding gift that they obviously pulled out from the back of their cupboard on the way out the door because it was still covered in dust "

So ungrateful!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I shall say I've never given nor received an actually shitty gift.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My thoughtless gifts are always a gift card to a chain restaurant with enough for 2 meals plus drinks.

The worst I’ve ever received was a pair of shorts. Now that doesn’t sound too bad but they were a XXL. I’m a medium.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Some of these are delightfully random

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