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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well that was silly

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By *wolf91Man  over a year ago

Rowley

Missed out there, narna

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meanwhile in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "

Oh my God... you have caught the ghey

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Groin strain on the train

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Groin strain on the train "

I can already see Nic Cage signing up to play the lead in the movie

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Meanwhile in the real world "
it was true my mate told me

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

Nah

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

But it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meanwhile in the real world it was true my mate told me"

Thank fuck for your mate!

You wouldn't have known otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

r/ThatHappened

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Meanwhile in the real world it was true my mate told me

Thank fuck for your mate!

You wouldn't have known otherwise "

nope I am.gutted

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Well that was silly "
defo

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside

I wish

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By *abyblues2023Woman  over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Let the train take the strain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms "

Uh oh.

Iss coz u iz a right sort innit

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms

Uh oh.

Iss coz u iz a right sort innit"

It’s because I have a knack for the cowpoo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly."

At least let em know you are doing it

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either "

Good job your mate told you what happenned!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it "

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either

Good job your mate told you what happenned! "

I know right

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything"

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford "

Hmmmm Bedford.... hmmmm OP

This rings a bell?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Probably best to post this to the Formby Bubble. They will get to the bottom of it for you.

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I'm sorry she didn't treat you with respect, OP. Some people!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure!"

Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was not on that train at that time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure!

Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big "

Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I was not on that train at that time.

"

A likely story, missy

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Meanwhile in the real world it was true my mate told me"

Does your mate never lie he might have been just passing on the blame

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think you should talk to your doctor about this groinal numbness?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "

I was pissed

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious I was pissed "

Well that explains it all!

That wasn't your mate, it was a street sign with a traffic cone for a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious I was pissed "

I'd have been fuming

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.

I actually just spent a few mins reading all this wasn't even disappointed tbf

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! What ever it's what my mate told

me and I trust him

Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big

Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth "

what ever it my mate that told me and I trust him

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I was not on that train at that time.

A likely story, missy"

pitty

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "

seated I was pissed and asleep

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! What ever it's what my mate told

me and I trust him

Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big

Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth what ever it my mate that told me and I trust him "

Is he even a mate if he tells you about a sexual assault after the fact?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP what was you gutted about?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Meanwhile in the real world "
but it was true my mate doesn't lie

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police "
nah its awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't a groyne?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford "
wtf you on about

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By *apnDomMan  over a year ago

London


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police nah its awesome "

Why not act on it? Wasn't it deliberate?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms "
it wasent

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either "
lucky guy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"OP what was you gutted about?"
not knowing

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly "

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"How did your mate know but you didn’t?

Were you seated or standing?

Did she know she was touching your groin(e)

So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "

I was asleep and pissed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing "

I'm confused?

Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so

Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing

I'm confused?

Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so

Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?"

yeah

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. "

wtf you on about

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"OP what was you gutted about?"
did not feal it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. "

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything

Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure!

Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big "

how do you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing

I'm confused?

Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so

Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?"

who wouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "

Unlike Liverpool train lady!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. wtf you on about "

Right back at ya

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "

Bit harsh on the OP

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly "
you are lovely people

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Maybe write to the Echo, see if the lady wants to be reunited after her exciting encounter? What could possibly go wrong?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey?"

I wish

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

~As Morgan Freeman narrates~

And whilst our hero, undone by the demon drink, has either missed a golden opportunity, has a serious groinal impediment that he should see too, or is the friend in the group who believes everything his so called friends tell him.

And as he stepped off the train, hoping for a cheeky wink from a lady who will never reveal she touched him, he knew in his heart of hearts that his so called friends will gaze in wonder at the beanstalk that will grow. Yhe magic beans sold to him by a passing leprechaun that he met in the gents at Ormskirk station came with the leprechauns promise and a gypsy's blessing.

Oh yes, he will have the last laugh.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"~As Morgan Freeman narrates~

And whilst our hero, undone by the demon drink, has either missed a golden opportunity, has a serious groinal impediment that he should see too, or is the friend in the group who believes everything his so called friends tell him.

And as he stepped off the train, hoping for a cheeky wink from a lady who will never reveal she touched him, he knew in his heart of hearts that his so called friends will gaze in wonder at the beanstalk that will grow. Yhe magic beans sold to him by a passing leprechaun that he met in the gents at Ormskirk station came with the leprechauns promise and a gypsy's blessing.

Oh yes, he will have the last laugh."

neve went ormskirk

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Maybe write to the Echo, see if the lady wants to be reunited after her exciting encounter? What could possibly go wrong?"
o i hope so why not try Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"~As Morgan Freeman narrates~

And whilst our hero, undone by the demon drink, has either missed a golden opportunity, has a serious groinal impediment that he should see too, or is the friend in the group who believes everything his so called friends tell him.

And as he stepped off the train, hoping for a cheeky wink from a lady who will never reveal she touched him, he knew in his heart of hearts that his so called friends will gaze in wonder at the beanstalk that will grow. Yhe magic beans sold to him by a passing leprechaun that he met in the gents at Ormskirk station came with the leprechauns promise and a gypsy's blessing.

Oh yes, he will have the last laugh. neve went ormskirk "

Of all the details to challenge...

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "

what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to "

It was an approved school!

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

Sounds about right

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

It was an approved school! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to "

The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom "

were do you get your manners can I have some

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some "

The Dingle

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some

The Dingle "

you can tell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly

Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It

Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to

The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some

The Dingle you can tell"

Never mind

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police "
good note you o so nice people

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people "
night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night "

Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!

Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals!

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night

Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!

Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! "

+1

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night

Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!

Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! "

well its true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night

Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!

Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! well its true "

No sweetheart.

It's not.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "
why would she rub your groin?

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove

Plot twist: the mate did the rubbing

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By *arakiss12TV/TS  over a year ago

Bedford

I had it happen to me once, but then I realised the woman touching me... was me.

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By *cotty_01ukMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Auto reaction is to touch back

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish "

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we?

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we?"

who did

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Plot twist: the mate did the rubbing"
not a chance

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted why would she rub your groin? "
duno

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford

Hmmmm Bedford.... hmmmm OP

This rings a bell? "

Doesn’t it just…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it the subway? I've had this on the subway. Not the train.

My mate told me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about "

We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about

We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one "

I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Ringo Starr will narrate this in the next episode of Thomas The Tank Engine....

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did "

I did.

It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did

I did.

It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford."

I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did

I did.

It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me."

If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up.

You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't sleep on the train.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did

I did.

It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me.

If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up.

You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish."

green arrow on take me back to forum list.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I can't sleep on the train."
I can when I have a drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Women these days!

You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly.

At least let em know you are doing it

Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish

Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did

I did.

It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me.

If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up.

You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish. green arrow on take me back to forum list."

It takes you to a list of threads you've posted on

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By *torm in a G cupWoman  over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

So many doubters.

I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question.

You were d*unk.

Your mate told you about it afterwards.

I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"So many doubters.

I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month

"

Was he awake? Did he consent? Was he told it happened by his mate?

Has this same scenario been pushed to us on the forum before?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I can't sleep on the train."

I can't get on the train, most often!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I can't sleep on the train.

I can't get on the train, most often! "

Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"So many doubters.

I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month

"

I rest my left hand on the thigh of a man, while I'm driving. I'm also married to him though...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I can't sleep on the train.

I can't get on the train, most often!

Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit! "

*Shaggy voice*

Wasn't me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "

*Mean while in Brookside close...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't sleep on the train.

I can't get on the train, most often!

Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit!

*Shaggy voice*

Wasn't me"

"Like, zoinks Scoob. Would ya do it for a Scooby Snack?"

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

I’ve never invested this much to a thread about a groine!

I have a feeling there’s a serious plot twist coming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you check that you still have your wallet?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question.

You were d*unk.

Your mate told you about it afterwards.

I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all. "

good chances his mate was

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I can't sleep on the train.

I can't get on the train, most often!

Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit!

*Shaggy voice*

Wasn't me

"Like, zoinks Scoob. Would ya do it for a Scooby Snack?" "

If it wasn't for those meddling [redacted] *shakes fist*

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By *adja_lazloCouple  over a year ago

Solihull


"Meanwhile in the real world "

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Well I believe it...happens to me all the time too... women are always groping and copping a feel.

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By *eter2.5Man  over a year ago

London

Wow what a waste, such a missed opportunity

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By *torm in a G cupWoman  over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"So many doubters.

I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month

Was he awake? Did he consent? Was he told it happened by his mate?

Has this same scenario been pushed to us on the forum before? "

He was awake.

My first contact was very tentative and could have been accidental. I wanted to gauge his reaction. He didn't move his leg away which I took as consent.

He was hot and it was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question.

You were d*unk.

Your mate told you about it afterwards.

I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all. "

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question.

You were d*unk.

Your mate told you about it afterwards.

Don't think so there was ten of us on the train

I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all. "

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

[Removed by poster at 17/08/23 09:37:56]

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Conductor checking for him ticket.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And then you woke up?….

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

Well I for one was aroused at this story. Thank you OP.

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"And then you woke up?…."
yeah disappointed

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By *irexMan  over a year ago

Hertford

Packed Dublin pub years ago, stood with missus and another couple of friends when a hand went down my trousers and started wanking me. Obviously wasn’t Mrs who was facing me but quite horny so I let it carry on, to this day I wonder if it was my mates wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed "

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens. "

Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "

Should’ve got off at Edge Hill mate

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I had it happen to me once, but then I realised the woman touching me... was me. "
an out of body experience

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I need more info the story is losing the sexiness for me. Did your mate tell you if you got a semi?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.

Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up? "

He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.

Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?

He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet."

Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.

Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?

He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet.

Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture)"

It would take me an awful long time to smother you with them

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed

Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.

Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?

He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet.

Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture)

It would take me an awful long time to smother you with them "

I can wait (lies back)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about

We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend "

Yes you have no one likes a fibber!

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By *harzi OP   Man  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about

We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend

Yes you have no one likes a fibber!"

but I am not

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By *athers123Man  over a year ago

Harpenden


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "

Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted

Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution."

Particularly not when carrying it from Liverpool to Bedford TK.

... I mean Bedford TX. Silly me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted

Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution.

Particularly not when carrying it from Liverpool to Bedford TK.

... I mean Bedford TX. Silly me."

You’d be best off using your wife’s shopping bags for that trip, no matter how mean she is

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing

I'm confused?

Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so

Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?

yeah "

This is quite a subject so be careful and explain better if that happened, if not, it's quite a subject to muck around with OP, maybe less of the grins and emoji and you could be taken seriously

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one "

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

"

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!"

I’ll help you to expose the GROINE

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!"

You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!

You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right."

Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!

You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right.

Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that "

Exactly can't just assume Brucey, this sounds like a Special Brew scenario if ever I've heard one!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one

Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for.

Count me in!

I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!

You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right.

Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that

Exactly can't just assume Brucey, this sounds like a Special Brew scenario if ever I've heard one! "

Wonderful, even cheaper! I mean the train fares alone to catch a ghost. Probably not the most financially sensible idea I've had but hell, I'm a curious George.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Excuse me can you please tell me the way to cockfosters....

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By *ent in BlackMan  over a year ago

Silsden

Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone."

I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court "

Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Excuse me can you please tell me the way to cockfosters...."

Serve it warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope it wasn’t on the quiet carriage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone."

Grass.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court

Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays "

What if they definitely see it didn't happen though?

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By *ent in BlackMan  over a year ago

Silsden


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

Grass."

Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court "

It didn't stand up on the train either

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

This why I'm never invited to socials. I can't keep my hands to myself.

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By *ootyfruityCouple  over a year ago

andover


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted

Oh my God... you have caught the ghey "

Haha this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "

...just wait until he finds out his wallets missing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

Grass.

Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about?"

I don’t care about the OP.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court

Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays

What if they definitely see it didn't happen though?"

They someone gets into trouble for wasting police time?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone.

Grass.

Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about?

I don’t care about the OP."

Think they meant if this was a event that happened to someone you care about

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Please stand clear of the closing doors. This thread is now departing.

*Fin*

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know, I don’t think any one has ever randomly fondled my genitals on a train.

I mean, sure, I may have had a surreptitious scratch of my bollocks a few times but that’s about it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Did the so-called 'friend' get involved? It would have been an ideal time to prevent any harm

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