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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Theme park!

Come get ya popcorn here! This will help get a rough understanding of locations.

Me? Chessington. The Jumanji ride is decent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That one with the rollercoaster

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"That one with the rollercoaster "

I know yours. Flamingo land

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

LegoLand is the closest to me.

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By *nplainsight200Man  over a year ago

portsmotuh

Peppa pig world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That one with the rollercoaster

I know yours. Flamingo land "

No actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That one with the rollercoaster

I know yours. Flamingo land

No actually "

Light Water Valley.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Legoland probably

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That one with the rollercoaster

I know yours. Flamingo land

No actually

Light Water Valley....."

Meet you on the teacups

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Some shiteshow called “Adventure Island”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That one with the rollercoaster

I know yours. Flamingo land

No actually

Light Water Valley.....

Meet you on the teacups "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scream if you want me to go faster

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Not quite sure it counts as one, but Southport Pleasure land.

It was once the mighty Camelot, but that's gone

So now I think the nearest is Blackpool. Again, a bit of a weak one.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Wouldn't have a clue if im honest...

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"That one with the rollercoaster

I know yours. Flamingo land

No actually

Light Water Valley.....

Meet you on the teacups "

That's barely a theme park!

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

2 near me, I like both of them.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"2 near me, I like both of them."

Name them daisy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too many to list.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wicksteed Park ( loosely termed as a theme park )

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Chessington and Thorpe Park.

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Universal or Disney both are only a two hour drive.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"2 near me, I like both of them.

Name them daisy! "

No!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Does the Space Centre count?

I think that's closest to me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Probably Gulliver's World or Southport Pleasureland. Not checked a map.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Universal or Disney both are only a two hour drive. "

Ooooo. When can I visit you?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Probably Gulliver's World or Southport Pleasureland. Not checked a map. "

Oh shit, yeah. I forgot about good ol' Gulliver.

Southport is still closer for me I think, or about the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something to do with gulliver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&D’s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines used to be m&ds but alton towers is my closest

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

Landmark Forest Adventure

All the thrills of a few animatronic dinosaurs and a couple of flumes for which you will queue for up to an hour for a 10 whizz down a slide in a rubber dingy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&ds was good.there was another building next to it sure was butterfly's and insects

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&D’s "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bedroom. I'll take you for a ride. (not you OP)

F

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"M&D’s "

10mins away from my house.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Chesington x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alton Towers. We did used to have The American Adventure but that didn’t really work out #nottinghamcitycouncilareabsoluteshite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreamland in Margate. Unfortunately it's in Margate

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Flamingo land about 30/40 mile away.

Growing up it was towers we used to go 3/4 times a week and sneak in, ( I’m told to this day, the hole in the fence is still there and accessible ) if we could get there we were gone.

The mr

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By *ee04Man  over a year ago

Essex

Would be either Chessington or Thorpe Park I’d assume

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"My bedroom. I'll take you for a ride. (not you OP)

F"

Ouch much!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Townhouse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alton Towers. We did used to have The American Adventure but that didn’t really work out #nottinghamcitycouncilareabsoluteshite"

I remember American Adventure! I never actually looked up why it closed down though.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Alton Towers. We did used to have The American Adventure but that didn’t really work out #nottinghamcitycouncilareabsoluteshite

I remember American Adventure! I never actually looked up why it closed down though."

Cause it was shite, I would imagine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alton Towers. We did used to have The American Adventure but that didn’t really work out #nottinghamcitycouncilareabsoluteshite

I remember American Adventure! I never actually looked up to why it closed down though."

- bad management aka misappropriation of funds… by both derby & Notts councils. Akin to the Nottingham castle debacle

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Paultons Park I think.

Although we do have Clarence Pier.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Chessington

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan  over a year ago

Beverley

Taking the kids to Flamingo Land on Thursday. It's geographically the closest, but is a pain in the arse to get to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably Flamingo Land or Light Water Valley but we’re more Alton Towers kinda people.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Depends what you class as a 'theme park'

I have one local wicksteed that has a mini roller coaster, big wheel, waterside etc etc

Then it would be twin lakes or gullivers land.

But if you're talking big theme park would be Drayton Manor

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paultons Park

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I’m about 15 minutes from Drayton Manor

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Alton towers.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Some shiteshow called “Adventure Island” "

I actually quite like adventure island

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Environmental catastrophe and Death world, or Faslane Naval Base as it's otherwise known.

Or, tartanville! The once European city of Edinburgh reduced to a plastic jock theme park of shite.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Flamingoland or Lightwater valley

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Depends what you class as a 'theme park'

I have one local wicksteed that has a mini roller coaster, big wheel, waterside etc etc

Then it would be twin lakes or gullivers land.

But if you're talking big theme park would be Drayton Manor

Tinder "

I'm unsure as to whether Wicksteed Park counts too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what you class as a 'theme park'

I have one local wicksteed that has a mini roller coaster, big wheel, waterside etc etc

Then it would be twin lakes or gullivers land.

But if you're talking big theme park would be Drayton Manor

Tinder

I'm unsure as to whether Wicksteed Park counts too "

I forgot about Wicksteed and Gullivers Land.

I think it counts as they have rides

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alton Towers. We did used to have The American Adventure but that didn’t really work out #nottinghamcitycouncilareabsoluteshite

I remember American Adventure! I never actually looked up to why it closed down though.

- bad management aka misappropriation of funds… by both derby & Notts councils. Akin to the Nottingham castle debacle

"

Great, now I have to Google the Nottingham Castle debacle

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Define theme park, we’ve some sketchy shit up in Aberdeen but I’m not sure it’s considered a theme park as such

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Paultons Park I think.

Although we do have Clarence Pier."

Peppa Pig world one? That's actually pretty decent.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Taking the kids to Flamingo Land on Thursday. It's geographically the closest, but is a pain in the arse to get to "

Fucking great day though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drayton manor

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Chessington and flamingo land in the leads!

I didn't realize people knew about flamingo land but I have had some great times there!

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Probably Oakwood

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Depends what you class as a 'theme park'

I have one local wicksteed that has a mini roller coaster, big wheel, waterside etc etc

Then it would be twin lakes or gullivers land.

But if you're talking big theme park would be Drayton Manor

Tinder

I'm unsure as to whether Wicksteed Park counts too

I forgot about Wicksteed and Gullivers Land.

I think it counts as they have rides "

Loosely termed I suppose

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Alton Towers. Not been in years

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Paultons Park I think.

Although we do have Clarence Pier.

Peppa Pig world one? That's actually pretty decent."

That's the one.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive "

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me."

Now she's spilling some beans!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Now she's spilling some beans!"

She can spill my beans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me."

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Diggerland x

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Oakwood.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Now she's spilling some beans!

She can spill my beans "

Lowering the tone on a theme park thread, I'm disappointed in you Joe, Brucey I expect it from but not from you

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By *omethingDifferent4FunWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh-ish


"Define theme park, we’ve some sketchy shit up in Aberdeen but I’m not sure it’s considered a theme park as such "

Codonas!

I'm not counting M&Ds so probably Flamingo Land is the closest real one. Love a rollercoaster.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?"

I haven't tbh now I think of it I don't know anyone who has!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never been to a Theme Park. I don’t even know where (or if) they are around here

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’ve never been to a Theme Park. I don’t even know where (or if) they are around here "

What?!?

I mean I get what you're saying but....WHAT?!

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

We are definitely not spoilt for choice here think we only have the one ..Oakwood park it’s overpriced and rundown so we definitely venture further afield for value for money …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I haven't tbh now I think of it I don't know anyone who has!"

I think it’s a drugs front. Like shoezone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?"

I went once with when I was younger with the Playscheme I joined during the 6 weeks holidays. It was pissing it down and the rides were average

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Now she's spilling some beans!

She can spill my beans

Lowering the tone on a theme park thread, I'm disappointed in you Joe, Brucey I expect it from but not from you "

Sorry Daisy but seriously though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I went once with when I was younger with the Playscheme I joined during the 6 weeks holidays. It was pissing it down and the rides were average "

You’re in on it, aren’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lightwater Valley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&Ds in Motherwell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never been to a Theme Park. I don’t even know where (or if) they are around here

What?!?

I mean I get what you're saying but....WHAT?!"

I didn’t grow up here and they didn’t have them where I was. Theme parks are only something I think about when someone mentions them up, it would never occur to me to go to one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I’ve never been to a Theme Park. I don’t even know where (or if) they are around here

What?!?

I mean I get what you're saying but....WHAT?!

I didn’t grow up here and they didn’t have them where I was. Theme parks are only something I think about when someone mentions them up, it would never occur to me to go to one."

I am from the UK and I've only been once or twice. I've never enjoyed theme parks really, with the sole exception of Camelot, which no longer exists. I can't get on most rides anymore anyway. Despite this, places like Blackpool Pleasure Beach charge full price for me if I don't go on any rides! Errrrrr nope.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Paultons Park lol

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By *k_123Man  over a year ago

the north

The greatest …..Blackpool Pleasure Beach

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Peppa Pig World

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I haven't tbh now I think of it I don't know anyone who has!

I think it’s a drugs front. Like shoezone. "

Always had my suspicions about shoezone!

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By *estinysswingersCouple  over a year ago

Worsley

Gulliver's World

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I went once with when I was younger with the Playscheme I joined during the 6 weeks holidays. It was pissing it down and the rides were average

You’re in on it, aren’t you?"

Why? What have you heard?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The greatest …..Blackpool Pleasure Beach"

You joke (or not) but I fucking love that place. Valhalla come to me

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London

On a side note I could not think of anything more depressing than working in a shoe shop.

Sorry if anyone has it's just me personally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I went once with when I was younger with the Playscheme I joined during the 6 weeks holidays. It was pissing it down and the rides were average

You’re in on it, aren’t you?

Why? What have you heard? "

It doesn’t exist. Like Australia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I haven't tbh now I think of it I don't know anyone who has!

I think it’s a drugs front. Like shoezone.

Always had my suspicions about shoezone! "

How has that survived longer than Wilko?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Have a few near me. Alton Towers, Drayton Manor and Gulliver's Kingdom all within a 45min drive

I forgot Gulliver's so 3 near me.

Has anyone ever actually been to Gulliver’s?

I haven't tbh now I think of it I don't know anyone who has!

I think it’s a drugs front. Like shoezone.

Always had my suspicions about shoezone!

How has that survived longer than Wilko?"

Shoes are useful. Wilkos is poundland but tennerland

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