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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.
What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip"
I don't think the ice cream van sells that sort of stuff.. Best just get yourself to Ann Summers.
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip"
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Contrary to the depiction in the 1980’s advertising campaign, children do not in fact develop bright, glowing orange auras after consuming Ready Brek."
No, that happened years later with Sunny D |
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "
We were røbbed for a Mr Whippy on London's South Bank. I think they charge 99p just for the napkin |
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "
8 Fucking Quid
It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!
8 Fucking Quid
It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha "
Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week! |
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!
8 Fucking Quid
It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha
Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week! "
And you payed it?? |
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "
So glad ice cream van don't come down my street then |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!
8 Fucking Quid
It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha
Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week!
And you payed it?? "
Have you ever tried leaving an actual ice cream shop after queuing for 20 mins to get some with 3 kids in tow, then tell them no at the front of the queue when you can see the tiny prices hidden from sight before you get there? |
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"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.
So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip
Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!
8 Fucking Quid
It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha
Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week!
And you payed it??
Have you ever tried leaving an actual ice cream shop after queuing for 20 mins to get some with 3 kids in tow, then tell them no at the front of the queue when you can see the tiny prices hidden from sight before you get there? "
Not a common occurrence I admit  |
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"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.
What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters? "
They never said it was made or sold there. They just told us it was *d*unk* there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.
What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters?
They never said it was made or sold there. They just told us it was *d*unk* there."
This is very true! 
I wonder who had the import licence or whether an illegal border smuggling operation happened from Gabon, Cameroon or the Central African Republic? |
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"Contrary to what the advertisers tell us, you cannot "taste the rainbow" if you eat skittles.
If this were true, then what would you taste on a very sunny day?"
Obviously the "unique, zingy taste" of Sunny D |
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By *archelCouple
over a year ago
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"Contrary to what the advertisers tell us, you cannot "taste the rainbow" if you eat skittles.
If this were true, then what would you taste on a very sunny day?
Obviously the "unique, zingy taste" of Sunny D"
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
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My grandad used to tell me that if I touched my belly button my bum would fall off! Claimed your belly button was a screw that held it on!
Always makes me laugh how much I used to believe this a kid xx |
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"I used to love that! And moonshine!"
I was deeply disappointed to discover that Moonshine was neither illegal nor being shipped "across the county line", as per the bold claims on the advert.
Is there no truth in advertising???  |
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