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over a year ago
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Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.
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Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.
Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all. |
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"Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.
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Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.
Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all. "
Dear Jennie,
How does one multiply fractions?
Actually, scratch that; Why the hell would anyone want to multiply fractions in the first place?  |
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"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?"
There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+] |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.
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Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.
Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all.
Dear Jennie,
How does one multiply fractions?
Actually, scratch that; Why the hell would anyone want to multiply fractions in the first place? "
Fractions are important.
We need them.
The most reliable way to get fractions to multiply is artificial inseminstion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know when you said you'd let me choose which leg, cause you're nice, is that limited to just my legs or can we open things up to more possibilities?
Wait. That sounds ridiculous.
Opening up legs. To more possibilities.
Oh you know what I mean, you were there.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?
There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+] "
I said I was sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?
There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+]
I said I was sorry "
Ahem.... Back on the step please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?
I'll have the doughnuts and swap you an apple if you want? "
But that's borrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?
I'll have the doughnuts and swap you an apple if you want? "
Healthy, but does nothing for the craving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Jennie 
Will I ever meet someone on here?"
Yes several.
And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.
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If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello Jennie
Will I ever meet someone on here?
Yes several.
And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.
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If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles "
Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’( |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh Jennie.
Where can I find a man or woman who will put me in wrist restraints and door bars and redden this blank canvas of mine while teasing the hell out me and satisfying their every desire as they see fit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is your living room accessories are navy, curtains, cushions etc
Pray tell what colour should the walls be oh wise one  "
Mustard yellow, or a pinkish red. If you feel bold you could go for a purple. Gold accents would also work. |
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"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?
Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi. "
I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jénniè,
I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.
How do you suggest that I go about this?"
Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.
Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.
Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.
Repeat the abive as often as you can.
Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh Jennie.
Where can I find a man or woman who will put me in wrist restraints and door bars and redden this blank canvas of mine while teasing the hell out me and satisfying their every desire as they see fit?"
Hampshirish/Surreyish would be a good bet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?
Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi.
I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me "
Its Elon Zuckerberg.
He hates you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s the easiest and quickest way to get my cock sucked on here without having to go to a club?
Dislocate your neck and have two ribs removed.
Best retort ever ??????????"
The Oracle merely imparts the truth as revealed to her  |
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"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?
Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi.
I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me
Its Elon Zuckerberg.
He hates you
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Given the stuff they forgive on their platforms, particularly Elmo, the feeling is pretty mutual |
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"Oh dearest Jennie how do I stop crushing on people who I'll likely never meet and wouldn't be interested in me anyway ? Lol  "
The issue is not the crushing, its your self esteem. Who is to say whether they would or wouldn't be interested? I find you interesting, so why not others?
Besides... I have a major crush on Jessica Rabbit, and she aint even real  |
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"Hello Jennie
Will I ever meet someone on here?
Yes several.
And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.
.
If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles
Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’("
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How about midweek?
#LamppostPissingAttempt |
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"Oh dearest Jennie how do I stop crushing on people who I'll likely never meet and wouldn't be interested in me anyway ? Lol
The issue is not the crushing, its your self esteem. Who is to say whether they would or wouldn't be interested? I find you interesting, so why not others?
Besides... I have a major crush on Jessica Rabbit, and she aint even real "
Ah you're right about the self esteem lol and you're a sweetheart xx .. ps Jessica rabbit is hot! As is Betty Boop |
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"Dear Jénniè,
I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.
How do you suggest that I go about this?
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Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.
Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.
Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.
Repeat the abive as often as you can.
Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post. "
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I've done three already. Seriously, this Lamppost Pissing is a piece a piss. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jénniè,
I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.
How do you suggest that I go about this?
·
Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.
Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.
Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.
Repeat the abive as often as you can.
Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post.
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I've done three already. Seriously, this Lamppost Pissing is a piece a piss. "
Jennie knows all |
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Jennie….
Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jennie….
Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?"
In the South East.
About a 50 miles drive from me |
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"Jennie….
Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?
In the South East.
About a 50 miles drive from me"
What three word please… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jennie….
Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?
In the South East.
About a 50 miles drive from me
What three word please…"
Her/over/there |
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"Jennie….
Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?
In the South East.
About a 50 miles drive from me
What three word please…
Her/over/there"
I’m going to try that just for the hell of it… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi jenni my fishshop thread floundering
At 118 do you think you have a could pike at it ."
Sadly my attentions are presently monopolised by the focus needed to divine the universal truths |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie….
Do you think there a market for halloumi made from cock cheese?"
I can guarantee you that there isnt. It doesnt have the right level of Squeakiness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?
Just finishing his Horlicks.
He'll be off to bed soon
Oooo sexy.
He tries"
...Is he hung?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?
Just finishing his Horlicks.
He'll be off to bed soon
Oooo sexy.
He tries
...Is he hung??"
Should be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why are everyone I connect with on this site unobtainable?
Its nature's way of saying they are unworthy x
Dearest Oracle.
Where are the Worthing ones then please?
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South East England. Near Brighton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Jennie
Will I ever meet someone on here?
Yes several.
And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.
.
If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles
Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’(
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How about midweek?
#LamppostPissingAttempt"
Surprisingly I am free. |
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