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Someone mentioned this in a previous thread and it's cracked me up ever since. In couples profiles when it says "Mr has an average cock but knows what to do with it!" 
Makes it sound like a remote controlled snake or something lol |
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""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck"
With you on the eyeball thing. I get eyeball ache from rolling my eyes so hard at some of the messages I get |
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"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was
"That's a shame x""
"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"
Like we just think " |
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over a year ago
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"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off.
 I like the phrase naughty fun
Fun on its own sounds meh"
I even hate “naughty” makes me think seedy ???? |
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"I really cringe at the words “fun” and “play”. It’s an instant turn off.
I like the phrase naughty fun
Fun on its own sounds meh
I even hate “naughty” makes me think seedy ????"
Naughty like we're not all consenting adults or something! |
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""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck"
I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional... |
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Sorry to bother you... Then why are you?
I hope you don't mind me messaging... That's kind of what this place is for
I know I'm probably not what you're looking for... So why are you messaging me?
Naughty fun - we're all consenting adults, talk like one.
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""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck
I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."
Creasing up |
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"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was
"That's a shame x"
"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"
Like we just think ""
I didn't even notice your location! Hi from a couple of miles away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Social etiquette
Social respect
Manners
Online does this.
Thought process into a message for some is not good. Still.. I am sure we have good messages that outweighed the undesirable ones.
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"We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?
"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !" |
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""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?
"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""
This, I don't understand what it can possibly mean in most contexts! |
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"I got a message the other day, absolutely zero context, not even a hello. All it said was
"That's a shame x"
"I'm in your area". Both true in this case and another one we hate. Like "he's a div, but he's local so sod it"
Like we just think "
I didn't even notice your location! Hi from a couple of miles away "
Howdy! |
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""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?
"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""
Yes! I actually started a thread asking about people saying they must be discreet because I don't understand what they mean by that. Like I don't wave banners or hire a sky writer as I turn up to a meet. Are they expecting a disguise? A fake moustache and a trench coat?
How do you do it indiscreetly? |
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""Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck
I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."
That deserves a separate thread Polly!  |
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"“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”
Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment. "
LOL this 
So many times ‘I don’t know if I’m bi, could I try with you ?’
How could you refuse ?  |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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""We're a professional couple" - what ? As opposed to an amateur couple ?
"Discreet" - I doubt many people furn up for meets by blasting an air horn, before shouting "HEEEEEEEEREEE'S HORNY ! LET'S FUCK !""
Isn't the air horn the universal sign that the meet/social/unspecified social interaction is over? |
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"“We are professionals”
Professionals at what?
“Mmmm”
Do we need to call the Police or an Ambulance?
That’s just for starters! "
/ plural professionals. Britannica Dictionary definition of PROFESSIONAL. 1. : someone who does a job that requires special training, education, or skill.
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Sooooo.
Anyone that gets paid to do something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I know you’re only looking to meet other women at the moment but let me show you what you’re missing out on”
Accompanied by an erect dick pic.
No, I’m not missing anything, that’s what strap ons are for! |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"“I know you’re only looking to meet other women at the moment but let me show you what you’re missing out on”
Accompanied by an erect dick pic.
No, I’m not missing anything, that’s what strap ons are for!"
"Ohhh that's what a penis is, thankyou so much for reminding me"? |
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"“I’ve always wanted to try a trans woman “ or “I want to tick you off my sexual bucket list”
Oh lucky me, I get to be your experiment. "
Up there with "I'm into the older woman"! Yep cheers mate, I feel especially horny at that comment!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Intriguing, drama free, posh, geordie (apparently this allows them full access), rex holes, tempting (ha, really?), ugly.
All pretty meh words to add to a profile.
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Discreet will always mean married/ with partner to me.
As you don’t need to put it otherwise - I’ve never guessed people were from FAB when in a pub, so everyone is discreet regardless of saying it.
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