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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman  over a year ago

your head

No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I did that when buying a train ticket not so long ago, had to buy another one

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am unfortunately very well acquainted with this phenomenon

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman  over a year ago

your head


"I did that when buying a train ticket not so long ago, had to buy another one "

Ouch! That's an expensive mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just did it today, got to level 12 in the monster tower in azure dreams on PS1... Was definitely on the right floor but couldn't find the oil. Came home, spoke to villager again, turns out it was level 15. Back at it tomorrow lunchtime.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yes. All the damn time. Hope you’ve not missed anything important OP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I done that recently, turned up to my eye test appointment 2 hours early. Pain in the ass but to be fair, I was impressed that i was too early and not late for once.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks "

Charming. All that effort, blood, sweat and tears to carefully plan and coordinate our diaries...

...we were supposed to be meeting.

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman  over a year ago

your head


"Yes. All the damn time. Hope you’ve not missed anything important OP? "

No, thankfully. Just need to rearrange things a bit but looks like that's going to be the whole of September anyway now. Oh well!

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman  over a year ago

your head


"No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks

Charming. All that effort, blood, sweat and tears to carefully plan and coordinate our diaries...

...we were supposed to be meeting. "

Was I asleep when we arranged this?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

True story.

When something doesn't to plan, goes wrong, is subject to forces outside my control etc. I often grumble "oh bollocks..." in my typical growling Brummie drawl.

Anyway, I was babysitting my (then) slightly-older-than-toddler nephew when he was trying to build a tower out of some sort of plastic building blocks. He had got about 3' high with his construction when the whole lot came crashing down. As his masterpiece disintegrated around him he put his hands on his head and - in a 5-year-old's voice - exclaimed "BOLLOCKS!"

Now, there are few things in this world that are funnier than a swearing toddler. But I realised where he had learned that word from...my own potty-mouth. I tried - through my poorly-concealed laughter - to explain that "bollocks" is a naughty word.

His reply - and I'll never forget it - was that "bollocks" can't be a naughty word because "you say it all the time uncle techno".

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks "

i put it in phone diary and it reminds me, its the only useful tool my phone has

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah I did this to the mrs couple of weeks ago, she turned up for her doctors appointment, to be told she was a month early. She was not happy, I am now not allowed to write appointments on the calendar.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks "

Ffs,Sugar!!

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman  over a year ago

your head


"True story.

When something doesn't to plan, goes wrong, is subject to forces outside my control etc. I often grumble "oh bollocks..." in my typical growling Brummie drawl.

Anyway, I was babysitting my (then) slightly-older-than-toddler nephew when he was trying to build a tower out of some sort of plastic building blocks. He had got about 3' high with his construction when the whole lot came crashing down. As his masterpiece disintegrated around him he put his hands on his head and - in a 5-year-old's voice - exclaimed "BOLLOCKS!"

Now, there are few things in this world that are funnier than a swearing toddler. But I realised where he had learned that word from...my own potty-mouth. I tried - through my poorly-concealed laughter - to explain that "bollocks" is a naughty word.

His reply - and I'll never forget it - was that "bollocks" can't be a naughty word because "you say it all the time uncle techno". "

That's adorable!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No, not those ones.

You know when you have something in your head like a date and you know its right but don't check then realise you either read it or remembered it wrong all along. Yeah, that. Bollocks "

Yup

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I have done before. Now I try and make sure I have everything neatly organised and stored in the calendar as soon as it's confirmed else I forget about it and double book.

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