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Good folks - I wish to evoke the inner film critic in you all  Simply state what the last film you watched was and give it your own rating out of ten.
You can even write a little review if you like.
I’ll get the old metaphorical ball a’rolling: I saw, Bull on Netflix.
‘Bullshit’ would possibly have been a more apt title for this rather grimy and not particularly enjoyable revenge flick which was hardly helped any by a particularly stupid, tacked on twist at the very end.
I’ll give it a five based purely upon some of the performances (which were admittedly decent) and gore scenes though as I’m feeling generous.
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"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.
A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch. "
Derailing the thread already (sorry, OP), but that is a monumentally good film! Put me right off noodles for a while as a child... |
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By *NGthe2ndWoman
over a year ago
Here and there |
"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.
A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch. "
Excellent choice - funny too 
Kiefer Sutherland at his evil best.
I watched 'The midnight sky' a few nights ago.
Well when I say watched, it got turned off after about 45mins as it was so slow and dull.
Wouldn't recommend it.
3/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watched Teen Wolf over the weekend.
It's about a teen who turns into a werewolf due to some hereditary reason that isn't really explained.
He becomes really good at basketball but pretty soon everyone gets fucked off with the wolf, so he plays the final game as the human teen and they win in the end.
I especially liked the bit where he goes into the hot girl's changing room and it is implied that she fucks the wolf.
Five stars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.
So why did you only give it 3"
3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale? |
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"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.
So why did you only give it 3
3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale?"
I dunno ... Can we draw a crowd by saying for a quarter of the time it's shite ? |
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"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.
So why did you only give it 3
3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale?
I dunno ... Can we draw a crowd by saying for a quarter of the time it's shite ? "
It only lost a point due to the soundtrack not being as good as the previous films. |
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"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.
A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch.
Derailing the thread already (sorry, OP), but that is a monumentally good film! Put me right off noodles for a while as a child..."
Sorry 8.5. |
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"GOTG3 I would rate it about an 7 after the first viewing, will of course be watching it again 
D."
The one before that was ‘Grimsby’ a few years old and a bit shit but one scene was 10/10 as I couldn’t stop laughing
D. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple. |
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"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple."
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman) |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
8/10 The Professor
Purely by chance I stumbled across this film starring Johnny Depp. For a film only 5 years old, it's a step away from the eccentric characters he's been known for in recent times and shows a real depth to the lead actors skills. Although with the excess drinking and drug use, it did leave me wondering if he was character acting or going through a rough patch.
The film follows the story of a college professor diagnosed with cancer and the way in which he deals with it. With a slight feeling of Dead Poets Society, interspersed with humour, a lot more alcohol, swearing and a bit of fuckery as well.
A slightly dark but thought provoking and entertaining journey. |
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12 strong.
Americans starting out in a blaze of action packed heroic bullshit in Afghanistan. And we all know how well that ended.
Not a film but gripping nonetheless, I watched evacuation on channel 4 about the UK response to leaving Afghanistan. 10 out of 10 for that  |
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over a year ago
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"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone. "
I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear beside that another DC letdown
However I am glad you enjoyed it  |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone.
I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear beside that another DC letdown
However I am glad you enjoyed it "
Lots of explosions and simple wit, I'm a happy bunny |
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Rye Lane. A really sweet rom-com (my weakness), set in South London, to warm your cold, dark heart. Highly recommended. 8/10.
(But this thread has reminded me I haven't watched a film in absolutely ages - will fix that this weekend) |
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"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone.
I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear beside that another DC letdown
However I am glad you enjoyed it
Lots of explosions and simple wit, I'm a happy bunny "
Fair play  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple.
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman) "
Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple.
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)
Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently. "
I’m going to find and watch Train to Busan |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple.
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)
Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently. "
If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on
My last film...zom 100
About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"The Bull on Netflix
Great movie, very violent in places though. Put me off my Giant Wotsits a few times though! 
Do you wear gloves for wotsits or suck it off after ?"
What's wrong with soap and water? |
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"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple."
This is a fantastic film and I would give it an eight… |
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I watched Chevalier, which is a biopic about Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint George, a composer who was a contemporary of Mozart and one of the earliest black composers of note.
I'd give it 6/10.
I think it's great that films about things like this can be made and was looking forward to seeing it, but I was a bit disappointed. It starts off with Mozart giving a concert and Chevalier challenging him to a violin-playing duel. Clearly this just wouldn't happen, and in the ensuing duel, Chevalier plays various blues clicks, which is just a bit silly.
Then it goes back to Chevalier's early life and follows him through to success and becoming acquainted with queen Marie Antoinette. I felt that there were some costume-drama clichés in there and tried a bit too much to be a Jane Austin film. It could have done with a better script. |
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"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple.
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)
Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently.
If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on
My last film...zom 100
About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best"
It was great fun for sure.
Zombie shark spontaneously growing legs (some of which bizarrely, sported diving flippers!) was quite a surprise |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
The Banshees of Inisherin - had this recommended by quite a few people many of whom raved how much they loved it. Honest review? I found it dull. Great actors and beautiful scenery and, yes, of course I "got" all the analogy with the Civil War and all that. But sadly it just didn't hold my attention.
But hey that's just me, am sure it has its fans on here and that's great.
I'll rate it 5/10 |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Train to Busan.
there is a 2 to that
Haunted mansion a full disapointment rip off of other films
the wave the second one is
the quake
are worth a watch"
Ah I watched the second one and didn't enjoy it as much. I know the original is currently being remade by Hollywood and part of me wants to watch it when it comes out, another doesn't want to see it ruined. It's a dilemma. |
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"Bull on Netflix...
Totally brutal but the twist explains why and one of the best films I've seen all year ..
9 out of Ten  "
Talking of twists; I watched the film, Allelujah over the weekend.
There’s a massive twist at the end that completely caught me off guard.
I’ll give the film a solid 8.
It’s also a bit of a tear jerker  |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
"Train to Busan.
Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.
I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.
There, that was quite simple.
A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)
Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently.
If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on
My last film...zom 100
About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best
It was great fun for sure.
Zombie shark spontaneously growing legs (some of which bizarrely, sported diving flippers!) was quite a surprise "
The shark ate the divers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good folks - I wish to evoke the inner film critic in you all Simply state what the last film you watched was and give it your own rating out of ten.
You can even write a little review if you like.
I’ll get the old metaphorical ball a’rolling: I saw, Bull on Netflix.
‘Bullshit’ would possibly have been a more apt title for this rather grimy and not particularly enjoyable revenge flick which was hardly helped any by a particularly stupid, tacked on twist at the very end.
I’ll give it a five based purely upon some of the performances (which were admittedly decent) and gore scenes though as I’m feeling generous.
Over to you "
Barbie - 10/10 from both. Thoroughly enjoyed it was fun, had a great message and was just nostalgic. |
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Barbie
5/10
Positives:
Quirky concept,
Great lead characters
Enthusiastic and uplifting singing and dancing.
Amusing satire delivered well.
Negatives:
Jumbled message about the patriarchy presented in a clunky way.
A bit preachy
Flawed logic I'm the storyline cinnecting barbie world and the real world.
The whole barbie concept is at odds with current gender ideas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Train to Busan.
there is a 2 to that
Haunted mansion a full disapointment rip off of other films
the wave the second one is
the quake
are worth a watch
Ah I watched the second one and didn't enjoy it as much. I know the original is currently being remade by Hollywood and part of me wants to watch it when it comes out, another doesn't want to see it ruined. It's a dilemma."
Just watched train to Busan got no nails left but good film 9/10 |
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"indiana jones latest one.rubbish very disappointing  "
I thought it was alright. It's never going to be a film that challenges the mind, just an hour and a half of harmless entertainment. Enjoyable enough for what it is, but probably not one I'd choose to watch again when it comes on TV. 7/10. |
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I watched The Meg because my son wants me to take him to see The Meg 2. Jesus what a crock of horseshit, made worse by Jason Statham no knowing if he's got an American, English, Australian or South African accent. And I need to sit through the next 2 hour instalment of this tripe in 3d and 4dx with my seat rattling and water being sprayed at me? The horror. |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
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"I watched The Meg because my son wants me to take him to see The Meg 2. Jesus what a crock of horseshit, made worse by Jason Statham no knowing if he's got an American, English, Australian or South African accent. And I need to sit through the next 2 hour instalment of this tripe in 3d and 4dx with my seat rattling and water being sprayed at me? The horror. "
Love it!!! Don't get me wrong, not the film, no way the film!
But your description is perfect  I was forced to endure it with my father and a reason to get him out the house etc but wish I'd left him at home and pulled a sicky myself. |
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Wild child 2/10
1 for the idea about an American girl going to a British boarding school so of course she would have to learn their mentalities personalities and characters which is a good idea for a story or film
2 The only time I laughed is when she pretended to be an adult with a few of her classmates on a school trip. They tried to buy bottles of wine out of a shop
I was bored throughout the movie other than that scene. I wouldn't recommend it |
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"Train to Busan.
there is a 2 to that
Ah I watched the second one and didn't enjoy it as much. I know the original is currently being remade by Hollywood and part of me wants to watch it when it comes out, another doesn't want to see it ruined. It's a dilemma."
They will ruin what was a damn good film it was spot on where it was filmed.
To me it uped the anty of the film land of the dead |
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