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"Instead of dunking the hob nobs into the tea, she pours tea on the hob nobs..." Try it once actually tries it twice ![]() | |||
"Instead of dunking the hob nobs into the tea, she pours tea on the hob nobs... Try it once actually tries it twice ![]() Isnt a chicken. Nor is she fluffy | |||
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"She uses scouring pads instead of loofas" She once put a cucumber in her bum | |||
"Put munging in Irban dictionary from personal experience ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is really a woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman ." Teaches flower arranging evening classes | |||
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"They fancy me ![]() Employed a ghost writer for her profile | |||
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"They fancy me ![]() And another thing her real names charity Rimmer and I know because she my wife . | |||
"They fancy me ![]() she has a collection of colourful Merkins | |||
"They fancy me ![]() They both secretly like crocks | |||
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"They fancy me ![]() Does not even like red | |||
"They fancy me ![]() P/t fetish models | |||
"They fancy me ![]() Is actually Ghandi reincarnated. | |||
"They fancy me ![]() Doesn't actually like jaffa cakes Tinder | |||
"They fancy me ![]() Never used tinder, is a bumble enthusiast | |||
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"Has cerial for breakfast " He loves wood pigeons. | |||
"Has cerial for breakfast He loves wood pigeons." Having this one for tea its shut up now. They love the sea side | |||