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"Instead of dunking the hob nobs into the tea, she pours tea on the hob nobs..." Try it once actually tries it twice | |||
"Instead of dunking the hob nobs into the tea, she pours tea on the hob nobs... Try it once actually tries it twice " Isnt a chicken. Nor is she fluffy | |||
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"She uses scouring pads instead of loofas" She once put a cucumber in her bum | |||
"Put munging in Irban dictionary from personal experience " I was innocently wandering through a graveyard, naked (completely innocently again) when I inadvertently slipped into a completely random, open grave and… | |||
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"Is really a woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman ." Teaches flower arranging evening classes | |||
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"They fancy me " Employed a ghost writer for her profile | |||
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"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profile" And another thing her real names charity Rimmer and I know because she my wife . | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profile" she has a collection of colourful Merkins | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins " They both secretly like crocks | |||
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"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins They both secretly like crocks " Does not even like red | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins They both secretly like crocks Does not even like red" P/t fetish models | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins They both secretly like crocks Does not even like red P/t fetish models " Is actually Ghandi reincarnated. | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins They both secretly like crocks Does not even like red P/t fetish models ne always wears flip-flops " Doesn't actually like jaffa cakes Tinder | |||
"They fancy me Employed a ghost writer for her profileshe has a collection of colourful Merkins They both secretly like crocks Does not even like red P/t fetish models ne always wears flip-flops Doesn't actually like jaffa cakes Tinder " Never used tinder, is a bumble enthusiast | |||
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"Has cerial for breakfast " He loves wood pigeons. | |||
"Has cerial for breakfast He loves wood pigeons." Having this one for tea its shut up now. They love the sea side | |||