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Those magical three words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fancy a fuck.

How long do you abstain before unleashing these wonderfully enchanting combination of letters in an attempt to finalise your conquest?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Normally let them ask first so they don't think I get the wrong idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck.

How long do you abstain before unleashing these wonderfully enchanting combination of letters in an attempt to finalise your conquest?"

I ask only when the conversation leads there and or the chemistry at a meet is electrified

Failing that I’m still waiting to be asked

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Usually as soon as I feel that's what I want to do

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

I play hard to get and don't ask!

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

I'm not sure I've ever asked it

Maybe I'll make it my New Year's resolution to ask someone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here’s your coffee

^ best 3 words of my day!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Anyone FAF? Getting it out there early as there's no time like now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D"

Farncy ah farke?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I communicate it via a look.

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I communicate it via a look.

"

I do too but it's the same as my 'go fuck yourself' look, so I get varied results.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I communicate it via a look.

I do too but it's the same as my 'go fuck yourself' look, so I get varied results.

"

So we could end up fucking ourselves or each other.

Either way I'm happy.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?"

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ask them if they’ve ever seen an elephant. I then whip my cock out and pull my pockets out of my trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused."

Yah, yah, yah.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

Yah, yah, yah."

What's a good name for when a woman is aroused? Wide on isn't really doing it for me.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

Yah, yah, yah.

What's a good name for when a woman is aroused? Wide on isn't really doing it for me."

Moisting

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By *eardedwonder999Man  over a year ago

Worcester

God you got me worried then what you meant ... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

Yah, yah, yah.

What's a good name for when a woman is aroused? Wide on isn't really doing it for me."

Anthesis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

Yah, yah, yah.

What's a good name for when a woman is aroused? Wide on isn't really doing it for me.

Anthesis"

As in "his posh brogue caused anthesis in her"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I communicate it via a look.

I do too but it's the same as my 'go fuck yourself' look, so I get varied results.

So we could end up fucking ourselves or each other.

Either way I'm happy.

"

This brought a smile to my face I even mastered a slight chuckle

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Never asked it, I'll start now.

Fancy a fuck anyone?

Mrs

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I usually pick them up holding a massive sign with those words on it. They get the message straight away without talking to me first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never asked it, I'll start now.

Fancy a fuck anyone?

Mrs "

Since it's you.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

About an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

3 seconds.

F

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never asked it, I'll start now.

Fancy a fuck anyone?

Mrs

Since it's you.

"

Such a tease you are

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never asked it, I'll start now.

Fancy a fuck anyone?

Mrs

Since it's you.

Such a tease you are

Mrs "

I'm not shaving my legs though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slice of cake?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I think I've said it to everyone here at one point or another

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s invariably the first words out my prurient mouth…

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By *ilBWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

I actually said it to my Dild last night, he was shouting "noooooooo, not again"

Then it all went dark and I couldn't hear him.

So it definitely works, I guess.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Never asked it, I'll start now.

Fancy a fuck anyone?

Mrs

Since it's you.

Such a tease you are

Mrs

I'm not shaving my legs though. "

I'll take it.

Mrs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Fancy a fuck.

How long do you abstain before unleashing these wonderfully enchanting combination of letters in an attempt to finalise your conquest?"

I've never said it my life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see it needing to happen soon but I'm doubtful of the response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever asked before.

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

Opened this thread thinking it'd be about coffee...

"Fancy a cuppa" I'd be sold at that.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I've never said fancy a fuck. In my accent it'll be ridiculous. I'll join Cede in making it a resolution. :D

Farncy ah farke?

Stop practising your sex voice on me please, I'm trying to stay relatively focused.

Yah, yah, yah.

What's a good name for when a woman is aroused? Wide on isn't really doing it for me.

Anthesis

As in "his posh brogue caused anthesis in her""

Can't believe I missed this. Going to start using it. Thanks hun. xoxo

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Normally let them ask first so they don't think I get the wrong idea "

Lol... ditto.. like some kind of Mexican standoff lol

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By *imon the owlMan  over a year ago

barnsley

Thought you meant “come on Wednesday “

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester


"I don’t think I’ve ever asked before. "

Maybe you should, surprise yourself and them, in a club stand next to some unsuspecting random and just say it. The gamut of facial expressions alone would be worth it.

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