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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?
Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....
Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run a mile I expect. I'm in leggings a vest and a denim shirt. I was rained on earlier so my hairs a mess and I'm wearimg a pair of my sons grey trainer socks.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Run a mile I expect. I'm in leggings a vest and a denim shirt. I was rained on earlier so my hairs a mess and I'm wearimg a pair of my sons grey trainer socks.
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My hairs the same! Curly hair and rain do not mix well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs looks amazing so they probably would but I’m fat, topless and in my lounging shorts.
Is your wife reading this?"
No but we just got back from the shop. She decided to wear a nice summer dress and did her hair and me being the catch that I am made zero effort. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it
Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.
#allmen |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it
Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.
#allmen"
Hmmmmmm....
True. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it
Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.
#allmen"
Facts. |
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"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
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These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.
So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it
Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.
#allmen"
So all hope is not lost? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.
So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol."
I did that thread already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.
If they saw my head and face they'd puke.
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My feet look ok, would men fuck feet?
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Probably
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not "
Could work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Are you dressed now?"
One of the most irritating messages I receive. The usual answer is, "yes in a T shirt and jeans".
Right now I have a hoodie on as well as it's windy and cold.
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What you wearing? Send me a pic? I could do time for the guys that send these messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal. "
I would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.
I would"
You're a horny woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast."
Meaty man.
I didn't know what else to say. I'm not punny. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal. "
I refer you to what I said above! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I don't know. I think so. Like they've seen me without makeup on, most of the photos I send I don't wear makeup. Or during video calls. Rarely when I spend time with people.
My hair is very curly because rain. So much rain but I don't think that's off-putting.
I've been eating well the past week and actually venturing into skincare for my face so it's kind of looking good. Healthy.
I am wearing a vest top and shorts though so maybe not. :D |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.
I would
You're a horny woman. "
I would either of ya's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.
But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.
I refer you to what I said above! "
You said what I said but you said it much better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast."
I'm vegetarian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.
I'm vegetarian.
This explains the hairy fanny  "
She's afraid to put a blade near her meat. |
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.
I'm vegetarian.
This explains the hairy fanny
She's afraid to put a blade near her meat."
Is this code for ballbag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.
I'm vegetarian. "
That's a turnip for the books.
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.
I'm vegetarian.
That's a turnip for the books.
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Wait, she has a turnip and a ballabg? |
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I'm hanging around the motorway services in jeans and a hoody waiting to be pick up by a man in a big truck...
I look a right 2&8 but someone messaged me earlier saying they saw me in a shop in the same gear, so no idea. |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
"I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not
Could work"
Only one way to find out! |
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"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.
But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.
I'm vegetarian.
That's a turnip for the books.
Wait, she has a turnip and a ballabg? "
Is it burns night? Haggis and neeps, Where's the tatties? Lol |
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If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol "
I look great first thing on a morning.
Not so great after being out in the rain, knackered, frizzy hair, unplucked eyebrows, unshaved everywhere and been eating like a pig for the last week. |
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"If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol
I look great first thing on a morning.
Not so great after being out in the rain, knackered, frizzy hair, unplucked eyebrows, unshaved everywhere and been eating like a pig for the last week. "
Aww bless you lovely! Wish i did first thing but i don't  Eyebrows wax and tinted? That's what i get nightmare when they need done lol well you keep being you x |
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"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.
So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol.
I did that thread already "
So this is a sneaky part 2? Creative. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm watching my mate Jimmy (James Bond). So, if they saw me now they'd probably want to fuck him instead.
I hate James bond with a passion! "
Oh. Well at least I stand a better chance with you than he does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up! 
Depends.
What flavour pringles?"
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?
Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....
Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
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I often get asked what I'm wearing...I think people like to hope we are.layjng about in lingerie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness "
Out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out"
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!"
I would not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not"
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now "
Gimme... The chocolate I mean  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type"
Sour cream! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now "
Pretty sure no guy would run away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream! "
Mid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now
Pretty sure no guy would run away! "
I have a pretty good death stare when people try to steal chocolate from me. I’m not great at sharing. |
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"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.
If they saw my head and face they'd puke.
F"
Double duty for that paper bag eh (being too harsh on yourself tho I'm sure).
People who've already experienced this unwashed dishevelled awesomeness sure yeah, new prospects...eeeh maybe not!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream!
Mid "
I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment. |
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Other than looking like I’ve had one hell of a day at work, I’m in jeans and a shirt. Sleeves are rolled up because it gives the cat a bigger target of bare flesh.
I have Malteasers and could be persuaded to share, under the right circumstances |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My closest friends have seen the dressing gown. It's not that offensive. My hair's in better nick than it's been in years and I've vaguely waved a razor at myself within the last week."
I always imagine you to be hot as fuck.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream!
Mid
I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment. "
Where's the Pickle when you need him?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream!
Mid
I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.
Where's the Pickle when you need him? "
Wait, did you just call me middle aged? |
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"My closest friends have seen the dressing gown. It's not that offensive. My hair's in better nick than it's been in years and I've vaguely waved a razor at myself within the last week.
I always imagine you to be hot as fuck.
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Thank you!
I get mixed reviews I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream!
Mid
I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.
Where's the Pickle when you need him?
Wait, did you just call me middle aged?"
no. According to UD, Mid means to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, it's not as bad as it could be, I've got a low cut vest top on and my hair is done, I think they'd still do me "
Sorry to wasted your time doing your hair only for it to get messy again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!
Depends.
What flavour pringles?
Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness
Out
You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!
I would not
I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type
Sour cream!
Mid
I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.
Where's the Pickle when you need him?
Wait, did you just call me middle aged?
no. According to UD, Mid means to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality."
I can't keep up with the lingo of the youth
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"I'm lounging in my sybaritic pyjamas but my mascara is still on. So I suppose I look somewhat passable and infinitesimally fanciful."
If you don't forget to take it off you'll ruin your silk sheets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?
Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?
Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....
Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.
Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?
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I'd love to think that my hotlist would want to jump my bones instantly, but I'm currently crashed out on my sofa, fully clothed (sorry ladies) and ignoring the pile of washing up that I really should be doing.
Form an orderly queue, I guess? |
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"I'm actually dressed exactly as one of the pictures in my gallery on here.
I don't think anyone would particularly come hither though."
I’ll have a look through your pictures and try to guess which one.
I might be a while because I need to look really closely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Undressed, grey shorts that are very snug around the bottom and crotch area, luckily I am on my tod because they don't cover much.
Gift from the wife so maybe this was preplanned |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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Usual evening attire of turquoise rayon jodhpurs, vintage moon boots (orange, obviously), but just a beige full length cape. Not a cloak, that would be weird.
Corduroy jacket and a fetching neckerchief. |
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