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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don’t you just hate it when you are trying to get something in and it’s not happening?
You spend ages trying this way and that but doesn’t want to go in or flies across the room, until you suddenly realise it’s the wrong hole!
So how is everyone else’s day going?…  |
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You spend ages trying this way and that but doesn’t want to go in or she flies across the room, and you suddenly realise it’s the wrong hole!
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This sounds like most encounters with women in my teens… (is 39 still classed as teens) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
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"Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain"
I'm not sure I've ever heard electrocution described quite as erotically before....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Um 
Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES "
Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Um
Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES
Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel "
That's not the best pep talk I've had from a 'dont panic' |
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"Um
Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES
Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel "
Flying disembodied cock. Slow motion. Chariots of Fire playing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Um
Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES
Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel
Flying disembodied cock. Slow motion. Chariots of Fire playing."
Yes, this visualisation needed a theme tune! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain"
I pissed on an electric fence once…  |
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