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"Fucking hate this. I wax and that's fabulous but in between it's not. Cannot stand shaving way too prickly and damn razor bumps so annoying "
I get those on my chest and stomach if I let it grow too long.... which I've just realised. I have   |
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"It probably isn’t x I am 45 after all, not down with the kids x plus I think it’s a funny word xx I don’t refer to mine as that during sex btw"
If you ever do, we all need the video or at least the voice note audio because that would blow my mind in many strange ways.
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"Try juggling 2 balls and flappy cock, whilst keeping balance and not slicing yourself open. I'm a pro at peeling apples with a sharp knife though  "
Try bits sticking out and having zero ability to see the vast majority of it! One slip and it's off with the clit or a flappy lip or something |
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"I have mixed feelings in realising 'coochie' is back in circulation.
*pinches cd’s cheek*
Coochie coochie coo "
^ was trying to say coochie three times to summon coochie, but got cut off by me smoochie smoochie smoo  |
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