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"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt? " He definitely means pee. | |||
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" Warning I've had alcohol " Step away from the forum! | |||
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"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!" Distract him with a blow job. You’ll be fine. | |||
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"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!" Drink more The bladder can only physically hold so much for so long…. | |||
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"Fake it! " How the fuck do I do that. | |||
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" Warning I've had alcohol Step away from the forum! " Make me! | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that." Tell him to close his eyes | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that. Tell him to close his eyes" And then? Teach me oh wise one! | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that. Tell him to close his eyes And then? Teach me oh wise one!" It requires a bit of prep! Warm apple juice in a thermos | |||
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"Did he say ‘Please?’ " No, he said ‘pees’. | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Yes please do it Sexy | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that. Tell him to close his eyes And then? Teach me oh wise one! It requires a bit of prep! Warm apple juice in a thermos" OK I have to ask....apple juice?? Lol | |||
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"He definitely means pee." Never one to yuck someone's yum. Watersports is a thing. Just be aware of clean-up | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that. Tell him to close his eyes And then? Teach me oh wise one! It requires a bit of prep! Warm apple juice in a thermos" Next you'll be telling me I have to grow the dam apples first I have apples, but a thermos ....I'm not that old yet!!! | |||
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" . Don't" Why not, I need a reason! | |||
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" . Don't Why not, I need a reason!" I think you will regret it after | |||
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"Did he say ‘Please?’ " No, but he didn't need to, the desire was in every single word, almost like he'd melted at the thought. | |||
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"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt? He definitely means pee." Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own! | |||
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"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt? He definitely means pee. Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own!" I don't think he cares | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er." Have you not done it before OP? Suprising. Do whatever makes you happy. | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er. Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. " Why are you surprised I haven't done it before? Corrected your typo too btw. | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er. Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. Why are you surprised I haven't done it before? Corrected your typo too btw. " Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts... I don't know. Hey ho. | |||
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"Have you clarified if he meant pee or squirt? He definitely means pee. Alcohol pee. Mmmmm that'll be lovely. Each to their own! I don't think he cares " Men generally dont | |||
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"Has he been stung by a jellyfish?" Nope. | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er. Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. Why are you surprised I haven't done it before? Corrected your typo too btw. Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts... I don't know. Hey ho. " I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse. | |||
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"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!" Funny I can’t pee in a toilet standing next to another guy but would love to try water sports to see if I could. | |||
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"If it really turns you on. Does it?" I won't know till I try though, will I? | |||
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"I guess it depends how well you've been litter trained " | |||
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"If it really turns you on. Does it?" Doesn't have to really turn her on. It just has to not repulse her and is something she wants to do if it makes the other person happy and she doesn't mind doing it. Frank | |||
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"You should if you want to. You shouldn’t if you don’t." This | |||
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"If it really turns you on. Does it? I won't know till I try though, will I?" I've had it done too me. It's absolutely gorgeous, such a turn on, do it OP, you'll love it too x | |||
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"If it really turns you on. Does it? I won't know till I try though, will I?" True...but i think you'd have a pretty good idea in your head as to whether it would float your boat...actually you could probably float a boat if enough pee | |||
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"Have the floodgates opened yet? " Nope. I'm still good. | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Only if he’s going to clean up afterwards | |||
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"Ffs I came back for an update goddammit " Not a total loss. She pissed on your chips at least | |||
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"Fake it! How the fuck do I do that." drink lots of water through out the day and especially before the meet | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol Only if he’s going to clean up afterwards " take it to the bathroom, shower cubicle etc. easy clean afterwards | |||
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"Have you got strong thigh muscles as you squat and your brain tries to compute what you're asking it to do. See of he can piss with a hard on to, watch him push that pee out " | |||
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"He's asked me to avoid asparagus " Too true! That stuff is most heinous! | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Yes. Unless you don't want to | |||
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"Have you got strong thigh muscles as you squat and your brain tries to compute what you're asking it to do. See of he can piss with a hard on to, watch him push that pee out " I'm so doing this!!!! I love you! | |||
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"Ffs I came back for an update goddammit " I'm getting closer to d*unk so don't hold out to much hope | |||
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"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it" Why? | |||
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"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it Why?" Well if you don't mind him smelling like them after it doesn't matter | |||
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"Don't eat sugarpuffs before you do it" Or asparagus! | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " At least when you need to "break the seal" you'll have somewhere to do it. | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Did this happen? | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " I hope you did? It’s horny as fuck! I call it ‘liquid viagra’ because it makes my cock so hard | |||
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"What about stage fright....what if I just can't!!!" Dont strain just in case you open the wrong hole | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Sure.. Why not?! | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er. Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. Why are you surprised I haven't done it before? Corrected your typo too btw. Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts... I don't know. Hey ho. I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse." Ha! It's fine, I'll never do that to you. x I did learn a new word thanks to it, a close friend was tickled by our back and forth and used a term I'd never heard before. Hope you're on your way to squirting heaven. | |||
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"This has the feel of a 175er. Have you not done it before OP? Surprising. Do whatever makes you happy. Why are you surprised I haven't done it before? Corrected your typo too btw. Aww thanks. I've been up since 5am and if editing isn't paying me, I don't really give a fuck. We all make mistakes on here - in thread titles, in posts... I don't know. Hey ho. I'm just being gobby. I'm a fine one to talk about typos. Feel free to correct mine. I won't even have the excuse of being up at 5am. I'm just lazy! Or worse. Ha! It's fine, I'll never do that to you. x I did learn a new word thanks to it, a close friend was tickled by our back and forth and used a term I'd never heard before. Hope you're on your way to squirting heaven. " What was the word? | |||
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"I always wonder how threads like this get revived." Search function. It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! | |||
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"I always wonder how threads like this get revived. Search function. It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! " I get that but what are they searching for? | |||
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"I always wonder how threads like this get revived. Search function. It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! I get that but what are they searching for?" In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword | |||
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"I always wonder how threads like this get revived. Search function. It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! I get that but what are they searching for? In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword" Maybe the misspelled peacock and this is what they’ve found. | |||
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"I shall update next weekend!" You must be bursting by now. | |||
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"I always wonder how threads like this get revived. Search function. It is the over a year ones that get me though. Especially the really old ones! I get that but what are they searching for? In this instance, my guess is "pee" being a keyword Maybe the misspelled peacock and this is what they’ve found." This is also very true! | |||
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"Maybe have a bag of poo ( doesnt have to be yours) ready in case he ‘ups the ante!!’ " I thought you were nice....I've now changed dramatically changed my mind about you. | |||
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"I shall update next weekend! You must be bursting by now." I need more wine. | |||
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"Maybe have a bag of poo ( doesnt have to be yours) ready in case he ‘ups the ante!!’ I thought you were nice....I've now changed dramatically changed my mind about you. " Pmsl - i was just trying to foresee Potential issues xx | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" Yes PW! She's a winner! | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" Bloody hell! Hope you haven't been holding it in all this time...... A | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" Ayyyy go you!! Did it do anything for you or are you just happy he's happy? | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD! Bloody hell! Hope you haven't been holding it in all this time...... A" | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?" Have you? | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread? Have you?" I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it. | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" I can definitely relate Good on ya Frank | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread? Have you? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it." If I'm replying to the male read on, if the female, don't: I thought the same until about 15 years ago. Was in a club, woman on top, and all of a sudden I thought "Fuck! This bitch is pissing on me!" I then realised she was gushing and surprisingly found the experience rather horny. Thought about the incident and concluded it's no different to being pissed on (some would say it IS piss, but that's that's for another thread) and have appreciatively received golden showers to my groin area from willing givers ever since. Frank | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Do it do it do it do it | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread?" Did people.not know it was a thing before? | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread? Have you? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t consider it but no… I don’t think I’d enjoy it. If I'm replying to the male read on, if the female, don't: I thought the same until about 15 years ago. Was in a club, woman on top, and all of a sudden I thought "Fuck! This bitch is pissing on me!" I then realised she was gushing and surprisingly found the experience rather horny. Thought about the incident and concluded it's no different to being pissed on (some would say it IS piss, but that's that's for another thread) and have appreciatively received golden showers to my groin area from willing givers ever since. Frank" I’ve dabbled before and it did nothing for me. | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" , so glad when something on this site results in a happy ending | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " totally and on mine too please, I will return if desired. | |||
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"Well...... I did it. He got so HARD!" Told you | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next." I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this. | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next." Poop in his hair | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next. Poop in his hair" I was thinking on his chest. | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next. Poop in his hair I was thinking on his chest." If he has a hairy chest it still applies? | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next. I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this." Ah but you'll find out. | |||
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"I wonder what he will ask me to do next. I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this. Ah but you'll find out. " I’m a nosey bastard. Of course I’ll find out. | |||
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"I wonder how many other people have tried it thanks to this thread? Did people.not know it was a thing before? " I must have led a sheltered life ?? I'd heard of being pissed on, just not specifically the cock. Hope op was able to aim well. I did once experience a lady who was on top gush all over me. I wasn't expecting it, and I'm like wtf just happened ??????????? I must have hit a nerve or something ?? | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " I dunno. How's your aim after a few drinks? | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " Why not? Just do it. | |||
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"Why do you need to ask " I'll take a guess and say because the OP wanted to ask. | |||
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"Why do you need to ask " If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it. It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry | |||
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" Warning I've had alcohol Step away from the forum! " I agree don't think its best to be on here under the influence of alcohol xx | |||
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"Why do you need to ask If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it. It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry " If it was a real situation by the time the thread had responses he's not going to be still there waiting for the piss | |||
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"Should I??? Warning I've had alcohol " As long as you not at sainsbury meat counter go for it | |||
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"Why do you need to ask If someone hasn't done something they might ask those who have and those who have got experience about it. It's a bit like reading reviews on a product or app before using it yourself. Sure everyone's experiences will be unique but if more negatives are said with valid enough reasons its always Best to be safe than sorry If it was a real situation by the time the thread had responses he's not going to be still there waiting for the piss " Did you see when she said she was d*unk? There's a possibility it can be a real situation and he was drinking with her so he could be waiting maybe even fell asleep and she wakes him up with his request as a surprise | |||
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