Good folks: What are your views on it?
Indeed, how often do you swear?
Never? 
Only when you stub your toe/drop your phone down the loo/ or possibly whenever you behold Paddy McGuinness on the TV? etc.
Perhaps you are a decidedly uncouth individual with a curious predilection for inserting as many expletives into each and every sentence you utter as is humanly possible?
Do you utilise swearing in the bedroom, in the joyous throes of passion? If so, please give examples.
All things swearing related in fact my fine people; please discuss  |
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"Good folks: What are your views on it?
Indeed, how often do you swear?
Never?
Only when you stub your toe/drop your phone down the loo/ or possibly whenever you behold Paddy McGuinness on the TV? etc.
Perhaps you are a decidedly uncouth individual with a curious predilection for inserting as many expletives into each and every sentence you utter as is humanly possible?
Do you utilise swearing in the bedroom, in the joyous throes of passion? If so, please give examples.
All things swearing related in fact my fine people; please discuss "
I never fucking swear, I find it totally fucking repulsive and fucking disrespectful |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Public verbally I don't swear all that much. It's mostly subconsciously too, I'm not focused on not doing it.
With friends or alone I'll swear no problem, but not constantly.
Text...all the fucking time.
I don't mind swearing really. Some people can be too excessive.
There is a neighbour of mine and almost every other word is "fucking" |
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I swear like a fucking trooper, some think I'm a cunt, but they can go fuck themselves, and if she's worthy...I'll fucking watch, and whip that dirty slut.... |
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I find the etymology of swear words absolutely fascinating but very seldom utter them myself
….unless of course that is, I see Paddy McGuinness on TV, whereupon the expletives admittedly do tend to flow freely from my mouth in a manner not entirely dissimilar to the cascading waters flowing over Niagra Falls… |
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"I swear much more than I ever did.
Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages? 
Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery "
say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx |
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I swear a lot, probably too much although I'm conscious about it in public, however I do get some funny looks when I call the Mr a cunt (in an affectionate way)
I try hold back a bit the Mr thinks it's cute because I'm softly spoken it drives me crazy I tell him to fuck off and he says arwwww you sound cute when you swear
But since having the kids I've had to tone it down there's a lot of forks, ducks and sugars these days
In the bedroom there's a few oh fuck's or I fucking love your cock.
Mrs |
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Interestingly, there are some people who can interweave humour and swearing into what can only be described as an art form.
Case in point: You all remember the lovely Princess Peach on here?
She was amazingly funny and had the most delectable way with rude words |
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"I swear much more than I ever did.
Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?
Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx "
I'm pretty sure I'd notice the difference  |
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Never in public, it is just not for me and have never done so. It really is a case of each to their own though and when someone else swears it really does not bother me in the slightest.
Apart from the ‘C’ word, that is absolutely vile and it is one word I will never get used to hearing/reading.
When it comes to the bedroom and written communication though, that is a different matter as it is far more personal… |
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All the time. Multiple times a day in every day conversation. To me a curse word just adds emphasis to something.
When I curse and it's directed at someone is a whole other matter and happens very very rarely |
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I swear a lot.
There is the swearing that happens when you loose your shit over something, this is done loudly and profusely.
Then there is the swearing when your mates being a knob, this is not so loud and usually more imaginative.
Thirdly there is the casual swearing, this is in most sentences, in a normal speaking voice with no particular emphasis and is a less offensive vocabulary, mainly the bloody, bugger, bollocks and fuckin’ell variety.
Most of the time it’s the third option and I don’t even know it until someone mentions it. It could be anywhere in any situation or company, people around me often disown me at this point.  |
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If its a slow work day I like shouting and swearing at passers By through my letterbox. Such as Kids on their way to school: “Go on Fuck off with your stupid childish lunchboxs!!
Not just me surely? |
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Random Swearing Interlude: Do any of you remember back in the good old eighties when a film was shown on TV and certain expletives were often overdubbed to soften the impact?
‘Mutherfucker’ transmogrified awkwardly to ‘melon farmer’ or ‘Muther-chucker’ or something similar (typically in a voice that sounded nothing like the original actor speaking the line) and cunt (which was seldom used back then even in films) became ‘creep’ or the like.
Ahhhh….those were the innocent days |
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"If its a slow work day I like shouting and swearing at passers By through my letterbox. Such as Kids on their way to school: “Go on Fuck off with your stupid childish lunchboxs!!
Not just me surely? "
That’s my new hobby sorted; thank you! |
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"I swear much more than I ever did.
Does the swearing coincide with reading my messages?
Not usually. I'm often heard to exclaim "on bother!" when I try to contact the doctor's surgery say 300 hail marys and then get on your knees with your mouth open and tongue out and pray its just a wafer i put in there xxx
I'm pretty sure I'd notice the difference "
I bloody hope so!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Uncouth"?
Swearing has been part of human language probably since we had one. I've never had a problem hearing or using it, it's a form of expression and gets a point over in one word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I never used to, but now do when driving, when certain politicians come on TV, and often when walking the dog as it tends to be a good time for thinking and then my mind goes back over the cock-ups I have made in the past few hours, days, weeks or years - expletives invariably slip out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I swear quite a bit. My favourite word is fuck as it works on so many levels. When my American husband would try and imitate me he'd always say "for fuck sake" in a faux British accent so I must have used that phrase a fair bit. If someone has grained on me I might refer to them as a c u next Tuesday but everyone who knows me knows if I call someone a cunt then they have royally fucked things up. That word is reserved for total and utter cunts. |
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