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over a year ago
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This is a complete look at me possibly later if I sort a decent photo out….
I realise I take the easy route of stuffing things in my pants for my photos
Narrator- well, there’s nothing else done there!..
But as I guy, I’ve exhausted every cliche photo I can take.
Towel, undies, bum, looking amazingly hot, serious face pic, happy face pic, torso,super sexy pose etc.
Where does a guy from there.
What photos makes a woman wet with desire? Or post ideas of what make us look desperate and needy, and we then know what not to do too!
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"Hang out the back of someone.
Face pic covered in an emoji.
Full length photo very very far away.
All hot. "
Oh yes! I love the long distance ones.
Especially if taken from about 100 meters away and the person is holding up a freshly landed fish…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang out the back of someone.
Face pic covered in an emoji.
Full length photo very very far away.
All hot.
Oh yes! I love the long distance ones.
Especially if taken from about 100 meters away and the person is holding up a freshly landed fish… "
Ok I thought they had a huge penis. This makes more sense. |
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Woody, my old mucker, I am here to help.
I’ve done a quick survey of all my public photos and the ones that attract the most fabs are:
"Hand slipped in to jeans waistband"
… So there you go. Replace the can of spray cream with your own hand and you are good to go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang out the back of someone.
Face pic covered in an emoji.
Full length photo very very far away.
All hot.
Oh yes! I love the long distance ones.
Especially if taken from about 100 meters away and the person is holding up a freshly landed fish… "
Plenty of fish ?….  |
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Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor."
I need a chic to help me then,….
*Woody looks hopeless… |
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
I need a chic to help me then,….
*Woody looks hopeless…"
Shush, we've seen your profile, you should be fighting off beautiful, sexy women with a stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woody, my old mucker, I am here to help.
I’ve done a quick survey of all my public photos and the ones that attract the most fabs are:
Hand slipped in to jeans waistband
… So there you go. Replace the can of spray cream with your own hand and you are good to go!"
Checking profile pics for accurate reporting only not perving! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
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So did I should ditch the Yankee Candle in my pants photo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
So did I should ditch the Yankee Candle in my pants photo? "
Was the candle lit? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"This is a complete look at me possibly later if I sort a decent photo out….
I realise I take the easy route of stuffing things in my pants for my photos
Narrator- well, there’s nothing else done there!..
But as I guy, I’ve exhausted every cliche photo I can take.
Towel, undies, bum, looking amazingly hot, serious face pic, happy face pic, torso,super sexy pose etc.
Where does a guy from there.
What photos makes a woman wet with desire? Or post ideas of what make us look desperate and needy, and we then know what not to do too!
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what about hardon underneath a towel cmon  |
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"Suit pics
Soapy shower pics
My favourite one of the Mr is him layed on the bed with a towel just covering his cock  that's safe in the wank bank!
Mrs "
Your whole picture collection is a giant wank bank |
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
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Power tools in the shower? Are you mad?! I'm not getting electrocuted just for a good Fab shot... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
Power tools in the shower? Are you mad?! I'm not getting electrocuted just for a good Fab shot... "
Not IN the shower. Elf n saftee n all that. One reason I don’t have any shower + power tools pics. |
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"Suit pics
Soapy shower pics
My favourite one of the Mr is him layed on the bed with a towel just covering his cock that's safe in the wank bank!
Mrs
Your whole picture collection is a giant wank bank "
I'm sure the majority of fabs would echo those thoughts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hold a single red rose, make the picture B&W but leave the colour on the rose, like the little girl in Schindlers List. Arty, tasteful, impressive."
If this thread leads to anything, it’s seeing someone pull this off!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hold a single red rose, make the picture B&W but leave the colour on the rose, like the little girl in Schindlers List. Arty, tasteful, impressive.
If this thread leads to anything, it’s seeing someone pull this off!!!!!"
I’ve said this before. |
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor."
Erm. It’s been done |
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
I need a chic to help me then,….
*Woody looks hopeless…
Shush, we've seen your profile, you should be fighting off beautiful, sexy women with a stick "
He doesn’t use a stick, he uses a shoe box |
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"Hold a single red rose, make the picture B&W but leave the colour on the rose, like the little girl in Schindlers List. Arty, tasteful, impressive.
If this thread leads to anything, it’s seeing someone pull this off!!!!!"
Do the pic get the colour pop app your all good
Mrs |
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
Erm. It’s been done "
Honestly, I just want to see Woodys naked bum in a short skirt |
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
Erm. It’s been done
Honestly, I just want to see Woodys naked bum in a short skirt "
Me too. Sigh. Me too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
I need a chic to help me then,….
*Woody looks hopeless…
Shush, we've seen your profile, you should be fighting off beautiful, sexy women with a stick
He doesn’t use a stick, he uses a shoe box "
Fighting them off?… 
If I was lucky enough, I’d be tying them down!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
Erm. It’s been done
Honestly, I just want to see Woodys naked bum in a short skirt "
I don’t show off my bum to just anyone….. |
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Have you thought about not hoovering the carpet for 3 months, then seductively arranging your washing in the background- along with some used cups and plate, as you photograph your cock from every possible angle in the foreground? |
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
Power tools in the shower? Are you mad?! I'm not getting electrocuted just for a good Fab shot...
Not IN the shower. Elf n saftee n all that. One reason I don’t have any shower + power tools pics. "
And now I need an Elf too? This is impossible! |
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
Power tools in the shower? Are you mad?! I'm not getting electrocuted just for a good Fab shot... "
Shocking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Recreate the "tennis girl scratching her naked bum" shot, all you need to do is find a tight tennis skirt in your size.
Or, the "Sailor kissing Nurse in New York at the end of WW2" but you dress as a Nurse, she dresses as a Sailor.
Erm. It’s been done
Honestly, I just want to see Woodys naked bum in a short skirt
I don’t show off my bum to just anyone….. "
Unusually high standards for fab (small applause gesture, nods approvingly) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soapy shower photos. They’re good.
Holding manly stuff (power tools, copy of Razzle, Luton shoplifter that kind of thing)
Power tools in the shower? Are you mad?! I'm not getting electrocuted just for a good Fab shot...
Not IN the shower. Elf n saftee n all that. One reason I don’t have any shower + power tools pics.
And now I need an Elf too? This is impossible! "
Files You Only Live Once under “difficult” |
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I hear that those pics showcasing the person forcibly heaving their buttocks apart to reveal the glory of a gaping, chasmic like bumhole are all the rage.
….certainly to proctologists at any rate… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry but everything is great till I got to sky remote.
Clearly a playstion controller would have been better...more knobs and all that! "
Done!!!!!! |
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"Pointing at an unknown object in the distance.
Or looking at my watch?… "
 1970’s/80’s catalogue posing; what was that all about eh?
I especially liked the ones with dudes stood, smiling together on beaches wearing nothing but garish coloured y-fronts and comically oversized sunglasses.
Groovy  |
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