FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > I can deliver!… what do you want?
I can deliver!… what do you want?
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A service where you stroke my back for an hour ...and then my hair.
I really need to be more careful with my typos as that read strike instead of stroke till I proof read.
Though I'd have possibly liked that too
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Mint matchmakers please, I think I'd actually suck/lick anyone who could find them, god dam Christmas only chocolates!!
Mrs "
*Rushes to Homebargains……. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"A certain someone please Woody 
Who? I’m not a mind reader aswell.
Like I'm gonna say ..
You should be a mind reader  "
I’m that case. I hope #theyknow. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A service where you stroke my back for an hour ...and then my hair.
I really need to be more careful with my typos as that read strike instead of stroke till I proof read.
Though I'd have possibly liked that too
"
I need glasses as I read back hair |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"A service where you stroke my back for an hour ...and then my hair.
I really need to be more careful with my typos as that read strike instead of stroke till I proof read.
Though I'd have possibly liked that too
"
Head massage too? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A service where you stroke my back for an hour ...and then my hair.
I really need to be more careful with my typos as that read strike instead of stroke till I proof read.
Though I'd have possibly liked that too
Head massage too? "
Yes please....I'd be all suggestible at that point! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"A service where you stroke my back for an hour ...and then my hair.
I really need to be more careful with my typos as that read strike instead of stroke till I proof read.
Though I'd have possibly liked that too
Head massage too?
Yes please....I'd be all suggestible at that point! "
Light a Yankee candle ,…I’m on my way.
*1hr delivery service guarantee is only available in the Mcr area. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I actually would really like a Snickers please. And 3 chips from the chippy. Any more and I'll feel sick.
Thanks Woody."
I’ll eat the other chips. … I’ll leave the crispy ones for you.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I actually would really like a Snickers please. And 3 chips from the chippy. Any more and I'll feel sick.
Thanks Woody.
I’ll eat the other chips. … I’ll leave the crispy ones for you. "
This feels like a win/win |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty. "
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience "
You can do half each and have a share of the spoils. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience "
I’ve been undercut from a rival roof delivery service!!!  *cries.
This is a cutthroat business. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience
I’ve been undercut from a rival roof delivery service!!! *cries.
This is a cutthroat business. "
Nah I'd come n help you out Woody...I woundnt poach business |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience
You can do half each and have a share of the spoils. "
After all its a swingers site, the more the merrier |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience
You can do half each and have a share of the spoils.
After all its a swingers site, the more the merrier "
Sounds like a plan |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mint matchmakers please, I think I'd actually suck/lick anyone who could find them, god dam Christmas only chocolates!!
Mrs "
are aldi had them other week 1.25 bought two boxes gone by the weekend dam gorgeous |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A roof, can you fit them, are you a roofer?
Actually….
I make a lovely brew and biscuits a plenty.
On the basis of the basis of brew n biscuits....Woody ill let you know I've got 15 years roofing experience
You can do half each and have a share of the spoils.
After all its a swingers site, the more the merrier
Sounds like a plan "
Gotta keep it real, group fun is good fun |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rlandoMan
over a year ago
Lincolnshire |
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring? "
go to the bar , get me a fucking drink ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody? 
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are "
Pick me up on the way through, I wanna see my mate Grumps |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are "
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Woody is gonna drop me off  "
I best wash my duvet then  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Pick me up on the way through, I wanna see my mate Grumps "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Pick me up on the way through, I wanna see my mate Grumps "
Woody this is turning into quite the roadtrip. That ok?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive "
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are "
We’re in the jungle baby!!!!!
*one for the rock music nerds!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
We’re in the jungle baby!!!!!
*one for the rock music nerds! "
We're gonna die...
Lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring?
go to the bar , get me a fucking drink !"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
We’re in the jungle baby!!!!!
*one for the rock music nerds!
We're gonna die...
Lol"
*knucklebump |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring?
go to the bar , get me a fucking drink !"
Way to not get served |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
We’re in the jungle baby!!!!!
*one for the rock music nerds!
We're gonna die...
Lol
*knucklebump"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will "
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
We’re in the jungle baby!!!!!
*one for the rock music nerds! "
You're gonna die |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you! "
But I need a car haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you! "
I couldn't!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you! "
I spat my cuppa out when I read that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Wôôdy, my fine fellow...can you please kindly deliver Bøø and Grumpy. I would like see them fight each other for the last chip from the last bowl of chips."
He wouldn't dare take the last chip Nero |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring? "
Cuddles, hair strokes and with big strong arms please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring? "
cocaine |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you!
I spat my cuppa out when I read that "
I'm getting you a bib..
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Sex please. I'd like sex. Please deliver ASAP.
F
Would you like to go large?
Yes please, she usually has small/regular depending on who you ask "
There’s a special offer on my Nuggets too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My camper van back from the garage and ready to head on an adventure
If I drive and deliver your van,…. How do I get back home?  "
I’ll drop you off on my way somewhere |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Could you give me a lift to go and see Grumps please Woody?
Erm.....rude
Sorry. To go and see Grumps and Boo please Woody
You know where we are
Why am I always the one that's got to drive over to you!
Learn to drive
Lend me approximately 10 grand and I will
10 grand to learn to drive?
How many lessons do you fucking need, even a blind person could pass before you!
I spat my cuppa out when I read that
I'm getting you a bib..
"
I need one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring? "
Your car better have water forging capabilities. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hi Woody, can you bring Tallman to my bed, please? I've not long left him, and I miss him already. Or someone else I can cuddle up to, I'm feeling a bit cwtchy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Everyone now delivers something.. so I’m jumping on the band waggon. .. or in my car actually.
So if I do an Uber style delivery service, where I can be at your door in an hour. What do you want me to bring? Your car better have water forging capabilities."
*checks the manual. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"My camper van back from the garage and ready to head on an adventure
If I drive and deliver your van,…. How do I get back home?
I’ll drop you off on my way somewhere "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Are you still divering?
Can I have a bacon roll to go with my coffee?
Also, the dog wonders if there are any more biscuits, so pop in to Tesco and pick up those bone shaped treats.
Thx. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
I applaud your commitment!!