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Things youll never hear a man say....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

here darling you have the remote tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that should be under what women wont say, specially in our house anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"here darling you have the remote tonight....

UNLESS followed by, " I'm going to the pub with my mates"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll sleep in the wet patch

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

those heels are too high....here, wear flip flops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes darling i will be home in time from the pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would you like my card to go shopping? In fact wait I'll take you shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn it over to x factor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I'd love to go shopping for new cushions love .............

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

nooooooooo dont wear seamed stockings tonight darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Does my bum look big in this

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

No darling have the most expensive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No darling have the most expensive"

you mean there's a CHOICE??????

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I promise I'll only ever fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will do all the cooking from now on.

Steven

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will do all the cooking from now on.

Steven"
Thank god for that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will do all the cooking from now on.

StevenThank god for that!!

Male cooking = take away the rest of your life so suppose not lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its all my fault!!!..more chance of the pope visiting..lol

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"here darling you have the remote tonight....

Well you can have it for me!

Verbal commands telling you what to put on and saying louder or softer are no probs for us men.

Works fine with our fave phrases “make us a cuppa tea luv” or “fetch us a beer”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Ive got a cough and a cold but im ok

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

You haven’t been shoe shopping in a wile, do you want me to take you out for the day.

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

thats cheap get two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no you sit down il do the housework/ make dinner/ chat with your mum....

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll have the babies, you keep your career going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres my credit card..the shoes shops are that way...go have a ball.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was 'really' half price??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Ive had it ages........just hav'nt worn it yet

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I really dont like beer

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By *ickedWWoman over a year ago

Chester

Here take my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my cock look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just hold me!

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

no I dont fancy your blonde best friend

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Ive got a cough and a cold but im ok "

PMSL, that'll be the day

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dont leave the toilet seat down!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mamma Mia's on the other side, let's watch that

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, don't shave...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your breath smells great first thing in the morning..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I’m lost… Can you give me directions?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wait . I'll read the instructions first !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not tonight . I've got a headache

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

No, I honestly just want a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

il get the snip...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes darling i dont mind you shoving that big dildo up my arse

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Should I wax my legs before I go out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got a tight pussy...

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Ive got a tight pussy..."

hahahah

unless its followed by round the neck

oops bet I upset some cat owners now!

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

what colour nail polish goes with this handbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive got a tight pussy...

hahahah

unless its followed by round the neck

oops bet I upset some cat owners now!

Done that already ...pmsl...

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm sorry for being an insensitive twat!

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

the divorce was all my fault

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

I'll drive. I don't even want to drink.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll knit that sweater you wanted for chritmas

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

We haven't been shopping for ages, can we go today????

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think hairy bottoms are really sexy.

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

eeny meeny minee mo

which of these bollix has to go

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Her tits are just too big.

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