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I’m trying to seduce her. What shall I do?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hand her an upside down pineapple then push her into your pampas grass"
Is this like old people slang? This upside down pineapple? Or is it reference to a cake? I’m so confused everytime I see it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stand before her and commence rubbing your palms vigorously up and down your thighs whilst trying to emulate the chirping sound of a Cricket  "
Sounds tough but I got it in the bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Howl her name out of tune whilst following her in public.
Pound your chest and make inaudible noises, such as lips smacking.
Drag her by her ankle to your cave.
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Ps. I watched too much Flinstones and Tarzan clearly. |
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Sneak into her home at night, send her some pictures of you sniffing her hair and kissing her cheek softly while she sleeps. Guaranteed to get her thinking of you 24/7 *
*Guarantee of her thoughts of you does not include positive thoughts, results may vary, any legal action taken is your own responsibility.  |
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"You could do it 'Delboy style':
Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.  "
Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.
Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"You could do it 'Delboy style':
Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.
Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.
Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms "
No rice?  |
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"You could do it 'Delboy style':
Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.
Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.
Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms
No rice? "
Mind the carbs |
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"You could do it 'Delboy style':
Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.
Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.
Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms
No rice? "
Biryani is rice you heathen. |
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"You could do it 'Delboy style':
Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.
Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.
Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms
No rice?
Mind the carbs"
Sod the carbs. |
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