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What's the sexiest thing you've done without realising?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I just, months later, discovered than when B had me *and* another woman licking and sucking his cock, he didn't realise! 
Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?
J"
Not exactly ticked something off the list, but i was told today by one of my male friends that my voice was like "porn for the eardrums" hahaha. I've never thought my voice was in any way sexy. But apparently is lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gawd this is a hard one (innuendo unintended.. )
I dunno as I didn’t realise ..
Um, maybe Cum?
You know, via one of this dreams you have as a hormonal teenager that soils the inside of your PJs with sticky gloop?
But you don’t actually remember the erotic shenanigans that led to it happening? (probably fantasising about titting up Debbie Smith*)
*name changed to protect the innocent |
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By *oight68Man
over a year ago
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Years ago when late teen went back to gf flat. She used to get me to wear her panties but this night alot different. She loved sex and experimented with a few women. She got me so aroused i agreed for her to dress me in her lingerie and french maid outfit then put make up on me. As this was happening i was still drinking so agreed to what she wanted. She always gave my hole a finger or 2 as she gave me oral so nothing new but then tied me face down on bed. Shes whipped me few times so thought same gonna hapoen but then started on my hole. She put strap on and said am i ok with it. For next hr i was treated to heaven and have never looked back. I have been pegged by many women since then but still remember her as it was incredible. |
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"Beef may have inadvertently killed me. I'm still laughing and may die.
I don't think I've ever done anything sexy... accidentally or otherwise."
It has tickled me so much!
I mean it doesn't particularly reflect well on my skills but it's fucking hilarious!
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Probably sound lame but the first time I ever rimmed a woman
She was my then girlfriend, I was 20 years old as was she, was at her place fooling around....bent her over and no idea why spread her cheeks, she wasn't one for shaving/waxing her pussy and arse....I just started to eat her arse like no tomorrow, her vocal reaction was unbelievable and I felt like my cock was going to explod
Never managed to get the same reaction whenever I rimmed any other woman |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!"
I appreciate the post holding the donuts... 
(I'm referring to your cock) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!
I appreciate the post holding the donuts...
(I'm referring to your cock)"
And he appreciates it. Like I assume he appreciated the donuts cuddling him. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!
I appreciate the post holding the donuts...
(I'm referring to your cock)
And he appreciates it. Like I assume he appreciated the donuts cuddling him."
And the sweet, sweet coating he got?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't shave for 6 weeks. Apparently I'm more sexy the less you can see of my actual face
Pics or it didn't happen
J"
You've seen my 6 weeks of growth in person... yes it took me that long to grow my tiny beard!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stood at the top of someone's stairs naked. Completely innocent, but he lost what he was saying completely.
Bent over countless things and ended up grabbed or more when I wasn't even remotely trying to be sexy.
That kind of thing?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I just, months later, discovered than when B had me *and* another woman licking and sucking his cock, he didn't realise!
Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?
J"
Lying between hubby n our friend started wanking myself in my sleep. Got the boys all excited |
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"Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?"
Okay, I missed this thread first time around but I’m here to own up to something guys don’t usually own up to.
Accidental anal.
I was with a woman I’d met the non-Fab way - out in that there real world, if you like. And we ended up in bed together for the first time. And it was good. One of those all night long, fucking every which way, kind of nights.
I was fucking her from behind, doggystyle, and I slipped out. Then slipped back in slowly without realising I’d missed my target and popped it in her bum.
We both just went with it. It was good. (And anal sex became a regular part of our relationship as things went on.)
But she made a big deal out of it afterwards. It was up there as one of her sexiest life moments, the way I chose to confidently go there, without even asking. It was her favourite sexy memory when having a wank. She even wrote an blog about it that won a little ‘hottest blog post’ award.
I never had the heart to tell her it was an accident. Literally a slip up.
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Whatever it was I still haven’t realised it.
Knowing me probably something casual & normal. Like leaning at the bar waiting for drinks, or wearing red underwear to a group social and waking in just as everyone is looking for red underwear for a party game, or laughing so hard a spill my pint.
If oblivious is sexy - I’m it |
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"And yeah, that was my first time fucking someone up the arse as well. Ticked it off the list accidentally despite it never even being on my list in the first place."
How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?  |
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise? "
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it … |
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Met a friend for some of our semi regualr hardcore, full on kinkyfuckery BDSM D/s filth.
Ended up indulging in a few hours of kissing, touching, slow, sensual, erotic, passionate sex instead...and it was fucking marvelous, but didn't really appreciate it for quite a while |
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …"
Did you put a ring on it |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …"
How do you just pop something in someone's bum though? I'm not sure if you've watched Fleabag but it happens in the opening credits of an episode. I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How?
I'm not questioning how true your anecdote is, far from it. It's more it's something I've never understood since I first heard about it.:D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes I'm not sure I even manage intentionally sexy but I always notice it when others do.
One that really sticks in my mind was years ago. I could even tell you the date. It was the first time we had sex and I was very much enjoying having his cock in my mouth. He uttered the words "what is this?" it was breathy, growly and punctuated by moans and sighs. Quite honestly, in that moment, it was the sexiest thing ever. |
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"I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How?"
And this is why we should talk about these things instead of pretending they never happen. Let’s bust some myths today.
Cocks are not always all that sensitive. There’s not a lot of detail in what us men feel through them. Bellends are not like fingertips.
Pop a condom on and you reduce the detail of your sense of touch even further. Throw in lubrication (natural or from a bottle) and you’d be amazed how little we can actually sense through our dick alone. I couldn’t use it to read braille, y’know?
My hands were on the girl’s hips and back, I was slipping back into her unguided, if you know what I mean. I wasn’t looking. And I guess the angle was wrong. I moved my hips, she moved hers, and suddenly I was unintentionally nudging against the back door. She paused and then pushed back, taking me in. So I pushed forward, and only then did I realise it felt … different.
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …
How do you just pop something in someone's bum though? I'm not sure if you've watched Fleabag but it happens in the opening credits of an episode. I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How?
I'm not questioning how true your anecdote is, far from it. It's more it's something I've never understood since I first heard about it.:D"
With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli.
I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli.
I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube "
Miss Meli? Sold. 
No, I can imagine how it can happen from a man's point of view to a certain extent, it's more... well I don't think I'll be taking anything unexpected anytime soon anally. I'm very much speaking from a relatively inexperienced anally pov. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh and so it doesn't seem like I'm just squirting all over someone's parade...
No, I haven't. I don't really do sexy intentionally or unintentionally.
Other people though?
One of the most simple yet erotic gestures I've seen and one I'll never forget happened on a date fairly recently. It involved a man licking his finger, (not after fingering me!)... And then saying something I won't be translating.
You've seen the photos Julie, you know how it ended. I felt this surge of sheer lust in that moment I'd not experienced with someone new in many years and I would have happily said yes to anything after that.
I'd never been interested in it before then. Now? It's very much going to be a yes from me. And ticked off my fuckit list as much as I have one (I don't, it comes about from others). |
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"I started wearing some £5 reading glasses in work. Apparently that’s sexy. I just thought it was a cheap way to magnify things. £5 don't u have a pound land lol"
Yeah but it’s further away, so probably would have cost me £4 in diesel |
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"With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli.
I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube
Miss Meli? Sold.
No, I can imagine how it can happen from a man's point of view to a certain extent, it's more... well I don't think I'll be taking anything unexpected anytime soon anally. I'm very much speaking from a relatively inexperienced anally pov. "
Well its not like the women in either situation were unaware or unwilling of the deed, although i don't own a Vajaja, it can't be unnoticed that things feel a little different...sometimes the mood and opportunity take over and you both end up nipping off on a tangent of delicious adventure .
Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station "
Well after an offer like that how could I say no? |
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no? "
Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man? |
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By *eliWoman
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no?
Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man?"
I mean sexy talk is a leap. No, not a leap. It's a mahoosive, gravity defying soar over mountains. Yes to not overthinking though. Life is short and you might as well have fun with it. Even if it is describing anal like penetrating someone's docking station. :D |
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no?
Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man?
I mean sexy talk is a leap. No, not a leap. It's a mahoosive, gravity defying soar over mountains. Yes to not overthinking though. Life is short and you might as well have fun with it. Even if it is describing anal like penetrating someone's docking station. :D"
His was elegant whereas I’d say do you take it up the shitter? More work needed me thinks…… |
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no? "
Let me know when you’re free and I’ll get some butter ordered |
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