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Not told anyone this yet only happened last night
Had to clean the carpet and everything
Smashed a glass trying something for the fourms photo challenge coming up
Bottle off white wine down the drain and a wine glass smashed
When I checked it before going to film it all worked
But didn’t anticipate the glass Geting heavyer as it filled
Basically my idear was to clinch a wine glass bween my bum cheeks and then pour wine in to the glass
And put captain your hostess is at your service how my i serever you
But as the glass got heavyer it slipped and smashed on the floor
Plam to face moment
I have it all in video definitely not one I be realseing ha ha |
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"Not told anyone this yet only happened last night
Had to clean the carpet and everything
Smashed a glass trying something for the fourms photo challenge coming up
Bottle off white wine down the drain and a wine glass smashed
When I checked it before going to film it all worked
But didn’t anticipate the glass Geting heavyer as it filled
Basically my idear was to clinch a wine glass bween my bum cheeks and then pour wine in to the glass
And put captain your hostess is at your service how my i serever you
But as the glass got heavyer it slipped and smashed on the floor
Plam to face moment
I have it all in video definitely not one I be realseing ha ha "
 See, that’s exactly the sort of act that I’d like more of on Britain’s Got Talent  |
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"Not told anyone this yet only happened last night
Had to clean the carpet and everything
Smashed a glass trying something for the fourms photo challenge coming up
Bottle off white wine down the drain and a wine glass smashed
When I checked it before going to film it all worked
But didn’t anticipate the glass Geting heavyer as it filled
Basically my idear was to clinch a wine glass bween my bum cheeks and then pour wine in to the glass
And put captain your hostess is at your service how my i serever you
But as the glass got heavyer it slipped and smashed on the floor
Plam to face moment
I have it all in video definitely not one I be realseing ha ha
See, that’s exactly the sort of act that I’d like more of on Britain’s Got Talent "
Definitely was a plam to face moment funny thing was I checked before hand that I could hold the glass bween them what I didn’t check was
If I was able to hold it with wight in the glass found out real fast that nope I couldn’t ha ha |
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"Stupid things we do .
Ie .eating buns the cake variety I
Mean
Because as I typed
I thought
Wait a moment this fab
They think its innuendo lol"
You want an innuendo?
There’s one about my cock, but it’s quite long for this thread   |
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"Stupid things we do .
Ie .eating buns the cake variety I
Mean
Because as I typed
I thought
Wait a moment this fab
They think its innuendo lol
You want an innuendo?
There’s one about my cock, but it’s quite long for this thread "
Did you hear about the man who thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository? |
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"Stupid things we do .
Ie .eating buns the cake variety I
Mean
Because as I typed
I thought
Wait a moment this fab
They think its innuendo lol
You want an innuendo?
There’s one about my cock, but it’s quite long for this thread
Did you hear about the man who thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository?"
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"Stupid things we do .
Ie .eating buns the cake variety I
Mean
Because as I typed
I thought
Wait a moment this fab
They think its innuendo lol
You want an innuendo?
There’s one about my cock, but it’s quite long for this thread
Did you hear about the man who thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository? "
Funny |
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"Stupid things we do .
Ie .eating buns the cake variety I
Mean
Because as I typed
I thought
Wait a moment this fab
They think its innuendo lol
You want an innuendo?
There’s one about my cock, but it’s quite long for this thread
Did you hear about the man who thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository?
Funny "
Yep I am |
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