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Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all "
Don't bring Posh into it please  |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please "
 whoops! Poor Posh  Please don’t all spray on her.
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"When Miss isn't there to catch it in her pussy, mouth, belly or back, the occasional Hand Solo will see it squeezed out all over my own belly. Love the feeling of hot cum on my body."
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"Well if you hold at the point of ejaculation you can actually do dry "
it's called retrograde I started doing this as a boy as my Mum was a single parent and I didn't want her to know I think that is why I started to do it. |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it) "
Posh is a Paragon of Virtue we all know this |
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Out the window and make a wish.
Used to be the side window, the one that is near the tree but after a long and intense emotional war with a squirrel (which I lost, I have no shame in admitting), I now favour the back window.
This is where I would make a disgusting Sky dish joke but I think Sky is all digital now, that or the fucking squirrel nicked mine.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it) "
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you 
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from "
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady? "
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it "
*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it
*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’* "
That's hot |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it
*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*
That's hot "
See how I helped |
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"Out the window and make a wish.
Used to be the side window, the one that is near the tree but after a long and intense emotional war with a squirrel (which I lost, I have no shame in admitting), I now favour the back window.
This is where I would make a disgusting Sky dish joke but I think Sky is all digital now, that or the fucking squirrel nicked mine.
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I can't stop laughing!!!!
Oh caffeine please don't change! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it
*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*
That's hot
See how I helped "
Alright Cilla |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please "
I like a "posh" wank with all the condoms getting close to the use by date in my bedside table.... |
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"Masturbation is great fun right?
But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?
A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?
….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?
Please do reveal all
Don't bring Posh into it please
whoops! Poor Posh Please don’t all spray on her.
(Unless she specifically requests it)
Oi!
Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you
There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from
Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?
Oooft.
I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it
*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*
That's hot
See how I helped
Alright Cilla"
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then have a shower and off you go 
